Since I've grown up in a non-religious household, and the only thing that ever happened on Easter was finding the candy when I was young, I really have no idea what people do on Easter. This year I am going to see Lamb of god (ironic), and last year I was at a ski resort. I know many people who can't leave their houses tomorrow. So I ask all you religious newgrounders, what is it that you do on Easter?
I still haven't forgiven the asians for pearl harbor.
At 4/11/09 10:29 PM, yodd wrote: So I ask all you religious newgrounders, what is it that you do on Easter?
I hunt for eggs! If I'm lucky, I find the Golden Egg!
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Nothing. My mom just buys me a bunch of candy, I eat it all, throw it back up, then life goes on.
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I do not celebrate Easter. So tomorrow, the family will just do normal non-Easter stuff.
It has to do with Jesus returning from the dead, but it some how turn into a happy holiday about a fucking bunny who collects eggs.
my family likes to sacrifice chickens in a pentagram made of horse semen. and then eat tacos.
At 4/11/09 10:34 PM, TheLameSauce wrote: my family likes to sacrifice chickens in a pentagram made of horse semen. and then eat tacos.
May I come over to join in on the festivities?
I still haven't forgiven the asians for pearl harbor.
i went to a.. well normal primary school, but it celebrated easter, christmas and all that, christian sort of school, iv grown up now and i dont believe in religion at all, but my neice now goes to the same school shes 6, she asked me why do i celebrated easter, i knew its to do with jesus and that, but i said why do we, she said to celebrate life.. the chicken comin out of the egg :\ this is what they teach now, and they teach this coz they got fuckin muslims in there class who cry and complain about it, this is england, if they dont like it they can fuck off to there own country.
What the fuck does a demented looking bunny have to do with Jesus's resurrection?
"Jesus came back from the dead guys. How should we celebrate?"
"I don't know, we could hide some fucking eggs so he can go and look for them!" :D
Easter has nothing to do with Jesus reviving, face it. Everybody, religious or not, either collects eggs or does nothing on Easter.
At 4/11/09 10:29 PM, yodd wrote: Since I've grown up in a non-religious household, and the only thing that ever happened on Easter was finding the candy when I was young, I really have no idea what people do on Easter. This year I am going to see Lamb of god (ironic), and last year I was at a ski resort. I know many people who can't leave their houses tomorrow. So I ask all you religious newgrounders, what is it that you do on Easter?
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What I do specifically is go to church, then after that treat it like a normal day. Go to the park, play some basketball, then come home and read new posts on the NG BBS.
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At 4/11/09 10:34 PM, TheLameSauce wrote: my family likes to sacrifice chickens in a pentagram made of horse semen. and then eat tacos.
brix were shat!
At 4/11/09 10:39 PM, LightKeeper wrote: What the fuck does a demented looking bunny have to do with Jesus's resurrection?
"Jesus came back from the dead guys. How should we celebrate?"
"I don't know, we could hide some fucking eggs so he can go and look for them!" :D
Easter has nothing to do with Jesus reviving, face it. Everybody, religious or not, either collects eggs or does nothing on Easter.
the easter bunny has nothing to do with it but easter island, and if i remember right has something to do with religion, lol i could be and most likely am well of there, but either way.. and well the egg is suposed to be the rock that coverd the tomb to where jesus was buryed
At 4/11/09 10:42 PM, GHOST-KILLA wrote:At 4/11/09 10:39 PM, LightKeeper wrote:the easter bunny has nothing to do with it but easter island, and if i remember right has something to do with religion, lol i could be and most likely am well of there, but either way.. and well the egg is suposed to be the rock that coverd the tomb to where jesus was buryed
Sooo... we collect eggs because a rock looked like an egg on Jesus's grave site? Yeah, I'm still not following. I do enjoy getting my chocolate bunny though. MMM.. :)
Jesus came back from the dead--rejuvenation/rebirth.
Spring--"rebirth" of flowers/when animals have their offspring.
Connect the two, add a sprinkle of corporation, mix in a cup of marshmallow peeps, and you got yourself a holiday most people only care about the candy for.
bake for 40 days, perfect for Lent!
Easter is the anniversary of when Jesus was resurrected as a cock who fucked a little bunny rabbit which layed eggs, but God thought this was an abomination so he tried to destroy the eggs with his left testicle, not knowing the Jesus rooster created the plan of hiding the eggs away from his father's massive ball of fury. God found all eggs but one. This egg hatched into a human rooster rabbit hybrid which had the instinct of mating with as many humans chickens and rabbits as he could, which caused a huge uproar in the christian community which sought to slaughter the original mancockbit. To this day, we practice the age old tradition of hiding eggs and teaching our children to hunt for them so they are well prepared for a similar event from happening again.
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At 4/11/09 10:52 PM, LightKeeper wrote: That makes sense.
it makes perfect sense, and so far its the best argument
waiting for a rebuttal
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Im not religious, you don't have to be religious to celebrate easter.
You just have to want a shitload of chocolate.
Easter comes from pagan fertility sex rites. Let me put it to you this way: the term Easter and estrus (or oestrus)--an animal in heat--have the same root word. Later, they merged some of the rituals and symbols with Christian beliefs. You don't want to know where the ritual dance around the Maypole came from...but if you've ever seen little girls do it in their cute Easter dresses, it takes on a whole new meaning.
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