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Nerubweaver19
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I need a good alibi 2009-04-11 16:34:26

I accidentally left my mp3 player in teh wash
i only found out it was there AFTER i checked the dryer
the screen is all black =/
Luckily my limited warranty is still in service
so what would be a decent alibi to say to customer service so that they will fix it ?


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Response to I need a good alibi 2009-04-11 16:35:32

Tell them it just randomly cut out.
They'll think it's their fault for making a crappy MP3 player and send you a new one, maybe even with a T-shirt.


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Response to I need a good alibi 2009-04-11 16:36:00

At 4/11/09 04:34 PM, Nerubweaver19 wrote: I accidentally left my mp3 player in teh wash
i only found out it was there AFTER i checked the dryer
the screen is all black =/
Luckily my limited warranty is still in service
so what would be a decent alibi to say to customer service so that they will fix it ?

Just call them up and say it needs fixing, because the screen went randomly black.

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Response to I need a good alibi 2009-04-11 16:36:30

lol i alrdy used that for my cell phone


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Response to I need a good alibi 2009-04-11 16:38:14

Call them and tell them you're MP3 jsut randomly stopped working.You mightt get more than just a new one.


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Response to I need a good alibi 2009-04-11 16:39:01

If you have to send it in they'll probably be checking for water damage and you'll be screwed.

You might as well say that you tried charging it but the battery wouldn't take a charge, but again I doubt you'll be able to get away with it once they check for water damage.

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Response to I need a good alibi 2009-04-11 16:39:35

umm i just had a thought
is lying about how ur device pooped out to get a company to fix it through teh warranty illegal or something like that
idk
and hmm i prolly will do it again
its only got like a scratch or 2 so they cant blame it on me dropping it lol


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Response to I need a good alibi 2009-04-11 16:40:02

At 4/11/09 04:36 PM, Nerubweaver19 wrote: lol i alrdy used that for my cell phone

and the problem is...?


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Response to I need a good alibi 2009-04-11 16:41:43

At 4/11/09 04:39 PM, Nerubweaver19 wrote: pooped out

lol, poop.


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Response to I need a good alibi 2009-04-11 16:41:58

so your idea of tricking the company who sold you the MP3 player is to go and post about what you actually did on a PUBLICLY VIEWABLE message board?


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