That's right. Through the entire history of mankind, there have been 4 jobs that have always existed, and always will be. No matter what the situation, whether an economic crisis or a nuclear fallout, these jobs will always exist.
1. Lawyer: Because people are always going to be suing each other for some crazy shit. Humans will always want money and/or other items from each other.
2. Priest: Because people will always try to suck up to religion. No matter what kind of religion, they always want divine beings on their side, because every little thing helps.
3. Assassin: Because people will always want another person dead. Plus, most are wusses that can't do it themselves, thus they have to hire somebody. Calling 47......
4. Prostitute: Sex. Do I need to say anymore?
So remember kids, when career day rolls around, remember these 4 jobs. People will think you're crazy, but you'll always have a job.
This has been a public service announcement from BrianEtrius Cooperation for the Benefit of the NG Community.
