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At 4/10/09 09:55 PM, Dew wrote: Wait, you're 13?

What in the fuck...

Just take a look at his profile pic.... looks 13 to me >.<

This thread makes me sick.

You look like a little obese kid, with glasses, living in an alternate reality. I really don't like flatout saying this to people and meaning it, but I will. You're ugly.

I'm not one to make fun of people or hurt others, but really? The look of you, you just look really annoying. It's very annoying to look at you.

I can't fathom why a girl at the age of 17 would want to date you. It doesn't click in my head. Girls aren't attracted to akward looking people such as yourself. If this was a girl your age i'd still have a (sort of) hard time believing it.

She would have to be a few levels below ugly to want to date you.

Even if this were true, what kindof a goddamn discussion do you want? The message you're conveying is "Hey random people on the internet i'm a mildly obese 13 year old with a bad haircut and glasses, but i'm dating a 17 year old." Do you want us to envy you? The would-be jealous assholes on this website only think (know) you're lieing.

I've been with girls 1-3 years older than me, but there is a huge gap between 13 and 17. My older girl experiences only came after alot of puberty. In the middle of the 17th year of my life. I was a douche when I was 13 as well, kindof like you.

If you're telling the truth, as disgusted as I am with it, then more power to you.

Discussion: So you say she was abused? We can compare your girlfriend to a cat, since pussy is pussy. You ever notice the difference in a cat that you buy at the humane society that was previously abused by it's owners and was taken away and a domesticated housecat that's been groomed it's entire life and shown nothing but love? There is a huge difference. She's fucked up in the head. You won't get anywhere with her. Nothing good comes from a beat up pussy. Find a girlfriend that isn't fucking retarded. That isn't a nasty pedophile. That's my goddamn discussion.

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hahaha realtalk

Woah, wait, What the hell? I call BS.

You guys do know, that when a kid is "in love" as he says, the girl in question is always the sexiest girl alive.

You're 14?

Wow... I thought all freshmen were total douchebags...

You proved me wrong. Congrats. You're the only freshman I've ever had any respect for.

At 4/10/09 10:02 PM, DCtoons wrote: Cheers.

A 13 year... old getting laid... by a 15 yeat old... That kid REALLY knows how to Drug someone.

Bricks were shat.

At 4/11/09 12:10 AM, MyGuitarSticks wrote:

At 4/10/09 10:02 PM, DCtoons wrote: Cheers.

A 13 year old... getting laid... by a 15 year old... That kid REALLY knows how to Drug someone.

Bricks were shat.

Fixed.

Lol. Okay. I read up to the part where you said you were 13. Then I quit due to the fact that I don't get it.

At 4/10/09 11:45 PM, Acid wrote: Motherfuckin' pwnage!

You sir, just won the key to the internets!

you should try and reason with the group home...

you know, act passionate and shit.

or be passionate and shit. (which is way better cuz thi way ur not going to hell)

yep and you have to wait 5 years

At 4/10/09 09:57 PM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote:

I forgot to mention this, You know why Im waiting 7 months instead of saying "ah fuck it"? Because I feel like im... eh... in love...

Awww In wuv?

You are a liar. Either that girl is ugly as you, or you're bulshitting. It's not good to lie on the internet.

At 4/10/09 09:57 PM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote:

At 4/10/09 09:55 PM, Dew wrote: Wait, you're 13?

I feel like im... eh... in love...

I lol'd, and I actually mean that. I fucking laughed out loud. My roommates looked over to see what was going on.
Nothing against you personally, but meh, 4 years difference is a lot, something just doesn't feel right about this situation. Plus waiting seven months? I know for a fact that even if you both think you're 100% going to be together, in seven months you might not even hardly remember her name.

Here is your picture.

You sir must have asked an UGLY ASS BITCH or your lying.

Pics or GTFO

Hot stuff

At 4/11/09 03:01 AM, xXxAlecxXx wrote: Hot stuff

Everytime I see it, I can't help but laugh.

At 4/10/09 10:04 PM, FlockMasta wrote: Fuck off. You're an attention whore, your flashes suck, and you're a liar. Bottom line, get the fuck off this site, everyone hates you.
Also, look at you-

I love you. You are now my new favorite user.

Oh, no I see why I don't visit the BBS that much anymore...

What's wrong with his hair? There's like, a fail in the middle

Also, he fucking looks like James Rolfe, The Angry Videogame Nerd

that's a really great story OP

now tell us what REALLY happened that day

You know, it wasn't really believable in the first place, But I sometimes figure "hey it could happen". That was until, I seen your picture. All hope you had of passing this story off as anything more than some deluded wet dream was immediately brushed off as such when you posted your picture.

LOL YOUR 14

If you're story is true then the chances of my girlfriend and I having sex for the first time must be huge.

i'm a piece of corn

i'm a piece of corn on the cob

i went to a bbq and they said i looked like it

fuck you

hmm well thats a nice story but i don't really see how people on newgrounds could laugh at it or discuss it...

i'm a malia bird

...Sorry dude, that's illegal in her case if she dates you.

Legal limit is 2 years with that shit.