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Posted at: 4/10/09 01:39 PM
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We all love getting mails, but we hate it at the same time. Somethings are cute, while others demand money from your pockets. I wonder though, what was the strangest, weirdest, or most unexpected mail you have ever received?
Mine came in the mail not too long ago, and it was a diaper from Huggies. That's a huge epic fail right there, and I threw it away.
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Posted at: 4/10/09 01:40 PM
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Something about getting tested for sexually transmitted infections. I'd already been tested though so it was irrelevant to me, although I was a bit freaked out by the fact that I was sent it through the mail.
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Posted at: 4/10/09 01:41 PM
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a Viagra advertisement...actually 13 Viagra ads
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Posted at: 4/10/09 01:44 PM
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I never recieve mail...
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Posted at: 4/10/09 01:46 PM
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I don't think I've ever gotten any outstandingly odd mail
The worst I can think of would be lawyer advertisements
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Posted at: 4/10/09 01:47 PM
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enzyte pills that i never ordered
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Posted at: 4/10/09 01:50 PM
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I got some newgrounds stuff once....
Posted at: 4/10/09 02:30 PM
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I'm glad I don't get mail. It's all diverted to my parents. Nothing strange in their mail, just a bunch of creditor and debt relief letters.
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Posted at: 4/10/09 03:01 PM
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A "Reformed Judaism" magazine. It was addressed to my mom, but she didn't order it from an airline.
Epic Fail
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Posted at: 4/10/09 03:04 PM
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Something about coming to get me for something i did to his girl.pretty stupid.
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Posted at: 4/10/09 03:07 PM
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I never get any mail....
PM me a answer. People who like me: 3 People who hate me: 1 People who would sex me: 2
Posted at: 4/10/09 03:08 PM
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These strange people keep sending me birthday cards, I opened the first few but then I figured out their clever little game and burned the rest.
Posted at: 4/10/09 03:10 PM
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An offer for Viagra.
60 tablets for $20 I think it was.
I lol'ed.
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Posted at: 4/10/09 04:20 PM
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At 4/10/09 03:10 PM, ShadowWest wrote: An offer for Viagra. 60 tablets for $20 I think it was. I lol'ed.
you'r gonna need OVER 9000 tablets if your gonna get your dick to a 12 inch.
Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.
Posted at: 4/10/09 04:22 PM
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one time I got a threating email that said exactly this
"COME NEAR MY GIRL AGAIN AND ILL SUCKER PUNCH YOUR DICK SILLY"
I'd pay a few bucks to watch a nerdy girl get off with a playstation analog stick MINDSEIZE THE GUY WHO CAUSES SHARP OBJECTS TO FLY AT YOUR FACE
Posted at: 4/10/09 04:31 PM
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I got mail to get a new subscription for play boy. Which I never asked for.
LARRY FLYNT!
Posted at: 4/10/09 04:42 PM
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never got strange mail... but did get an email that was just this...
%u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF %u0CA0%u203F%u0298%uFEFF
fucking youtubers...
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Posted at: 4/10/09 04:45 PM
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A free sample of penis enlargement spray.
It's still in my cupboard. Unused.
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Posted at: 4/10/09 04:57 PM
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At 4/10/09 04:46 PM, Jezuz wrote: Got a game, and they put some weird Japanese pencils with it...I think I've stared at the pencils more than I played the game.
Pic? I'm intrigued now.
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Posted at: 4/10/09 05:28 PM
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The weirdest one was when I commented on a Neil deGrasse Tyson video and he talked about how there was a reason not to believe in a personal god, as the Andromeda galaxy will eventually destroy us. I commented that it felt strange he would believe the Universe is collapsing just because. A person responded by saying, "You're useless, go kill yourself". What? Apparently, I was right! Not believing in a personal God does make you nihilistic!
You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock
Posted at: 4/10/09 05:31 PM
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I got a Trojan Condom but then again I did that "Get a Free Condom" thing on the Trojan website.
It came in a discreet yellow envelope.
I used it too. :3
If I were tied up, would you ring my bell?
Posted at: 4/10/09 05:33 PM
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Anthrax. It actually really really sucked. Bad
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At 4/10/09 01:47 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: enzyte pills that i never ordered
that's god saying you need to get laid
Posted at: 4/10/09 05:36 PM
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"Topic: "Please help me!!!!!!!!"
Help me! Please send this e-mail to 10 more people or terrorists will kill my mother!"
This is no fucking joke.
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/lis ten/253805
Posted at: 4/11/09 12:02 PM
Another thing I'd like to add about my post is that my mom actually saw that one and mentioned how I might not want to be on the Internet so I won't meet strange people.
Mothers...
Posted at: 4/11/09 12:05 PM
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Once I got this card that said "We're watching you".
Why are you reading this?
Posted at: 4/11/09 12:07 PM
Posts: 26
At 4/10/09 05:31 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote: I got a Trojan Condom but then again I did that "Get a Free Condom" thing on the Trojan website. It came in a discreet yellow envelope. I used it too. :3
That's actually pretty cool.
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