Easter Is Near!!

[darknessdweller]

OMG I'm really excited about Easter!

Imma going to an Easta partay.. we're gonna have lunch @ 2pm!
There, I'll get to see my favorite aunt, and all me other familia members!!

Plus.. DA EASTER BUNNY IS CUMMING TO MY HOUSE!!
He's gonna lay eggs full of good stuff.. and he'll pay my parents to leave baskets of fun in the house!!

2009 Easter >>>> 2008 Easter
By far.

So, Newgrounds.. what're you doin for Easter this year?

[Rucklo]

i'm eating eggs to support my evergrowing biceps.

[TheAztek]

At 4/10/09 03:13 AM, Rucklo wrote: i'm eating eggs to support my evergrowing biceps.

HOLY SHIT.

Well Im celebrating Christ being risen after 3 days, I dont know what the hell you guys are going on about. What the hell does eggs have to do with Gods Son?

[Lolzer]

I'm gonna chop off the easter bunny's head and i'll eat it. After that i will have sex with my ex.....
The end and happy easter!!

[nerdking]

At 4/10/09 03:14 AM, TheAztek wrote:

At 4/10/09 03:13 AM, Rucklo wrote: i'm eating eggs to support my evergrowing biceps.

HOLY SHIT.

Well Im celebrating Christ being risen after 3 days, I dont know what the hell you guys are going on about. What the hell does eggs have to do with Gods Son?

the fact is, the necromancer who brought jesus back from the dead was a rabbit, end of story.

[ghost741]

Whats a Jesus?

[Sunglasses]

"Make a move and the bunny gets it."

[MoonCraft]

At 4/10/09 03:11 AM, darknessdweller wrote:
Plus.. DA EASTER BUNNY IS CUMMING TO MY HOUSE!!

So THAT'S how they get the cream in the Cadbury Eggs.......

[MoonCraft]

At 4/10/09 03:29 AM, darknessdweller wrote:
Oh man, I lmao'd at that!! LMAOOOOOOOOO....
It's a cum joke!

High brow humor is my specialty.

[Tiki-Dog]

And yet no threads about good friday TOMMAROW.

[MoonCraft]

At 4/10/09 03:31 AM, Tiki-Dog wrote: And yet no threads about Good Friday TOMORROW.

Hasn't Jesus had enough publicity? Maybe we're just avoiding mentioning the guy so he can relax.

[someone-else]

At 4/10/09 03:11 AM, darknessdweller wrote: So, Newgrounds.. what're you doin for Easter this year?

Two words: Research Paper

[andhination]

At 4/10/09 03:14 AM, TheAztek wrote:

At 4/10/09 03:13 AM, Rucklo wrote: i'm eating eggs to support my evergrowing biceps.

HOLY SHIT.

Well Im celebrating Christ being risen after 3 days, I dont know what the hell you guys are going on about. What the hell does eggs have to do with Gods Son?

Obviously, you've never read the bible.

[Jonners]

Cheer up people; It's Good Friday!

Hah, tell that to Jesus...

[ToughCookies]

Easter is named for Eastre, the Teutonic goddess of fertility. The Pagans celebrated Spring with brightly colored eggs and rabbits.. symbols for new life after the dark winter.

Not that I'm some kooky Pagan. I love Jesus and am glad he died so he could be resurrected just so I could get candy.

[MoonCraft]

At 4/10/09 03:14 AM, TheAztek wrote:
Well Im celebrating Christ being risen after 3 days, I dont know what the hell you guys are going on about. What the hell does eggs have to do with Gods Son?

Easter happens around the same time as the Greek festival celebrating Dionysus, the Greek god of wine and ecstasy. It was also known as a fertility festival. The Greeks would get drunk and have mass orgies. The rabbits and eggs are signs of fertility for the festival.

/seriousness

[andhination]

At 4/10/09 03:41 AM, darknessdweller wrote:

At 4/10/09 03:38 AM, andhination wrote: Obviously, you've never read the bible.

Umm.. Jesus was cruficied.

NOT HATCHED. Read a bible.

No you fool, he was HATCHED on Easter Sunday. In the cave. His reincarnation from the easter "egg". When he asended from the egg, he was holding a small rabbit, thus our easter "bunny".

Read a bible plz.

[Xavon]

For Easter, I'm eating candy and boiled eggs.

That's all there is to it.

[Haoie]

Already spent my Good Fri, and wasted it.

[REDSPADES]

At 4/10/09 03:13 AM, Rucklo wrote: i'm eating eggs to support my evergrowing biceps.

HOLY SHOPPED!~

Look at the other arm, does that make sense to you?

lol

[Cheese-on-toast]

At 4/10/09 03:13 AM, Rucklo wrote: i'm eating eggs to support my evergrowing biceps.

JESUS! Happy rising-from-the dead day!

Also is that picture shopped?

[sonicfeet1]

I can't fucking wait to pig out on bunches of chocolate.

[MasterRevRichieP]

The true story of Easter.

[CowboyNinja]

I celebrated Easter yesterday by hosting a egg hunt for my mates.
Was awesome, were tempted to do it again before Easter's over.

[ILL-KILL-YOU-TOO]

IAM GETTING FUCKING DRUNK!!!!! whos with me?

[carlosbarn]

At 4/10/09 07:00 AM, ILL-KILL-YOU-TOO wrote: IAM GETTING FUCKING DRUNK!!!!! whos with me?

IAM GETTING MOTHER FUCKING DRUNK AND MOTHER FUCKING HIGH!!!!! whos with me?

[pauralotter14]

im not very excited about easter, a lot less then any other year. just seeing the family, kinda boring!

[yurgenburgen]

At 4/10/09 03:11 AM, darknessdweller wrote: So, Newgrounds.. what're you doin for Easter this year?

Nothing for Easter specifically, since I don't really care about it, but tomorrow night we've got a party lined up.

[nerdking]

At 4/10/09 03:38 AM, andhination wrote:

At 4/10/09 03:14 AM, TheAztek wrote:

At 4/10/09 03:13 AM, Rucklo wrote: i'm eating eggs to support my evergrowing biceps.

HOLY SHIT.

Well Im celebrating Christ being risen after 3 days, I dont know what the hell you guys are going on about. What the hell does eggs have to do with Gods Son?

Obviously, you've never read the bible.

put the rabbit in some dark clothing and make jesus part zombie and you got it right.

[pyromaniac616]

At 4/10/09 03:13 AM, Rucklo wrote: i'm eating eggs to support my evergrowing biceps.

You do realise that he destroyed his arms by using an infected needle to inject steroids, and then he kept taking blood from the biceps, and eventualy ripped them apart.