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Response to Would you do the Progressive lady? 2009-06-07 23:55:45 Reply

Fuck no dude, you'd have to pay me. She's ugly, she wears too much makeup, and while getting it on she'd make horrible noises and she wouldn't shut the fuck up about car insurance. Then she'd say something that's supposed to be funny and it'd kill everything. Gutterslut.

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Response to Would you do the Progressive lady? 2009-06-07 23:57:30 Reply

I would do both them females.


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Response to Would you do the Progressive lady? 2009-06-08 04:21:48 Reply

No...
I bet if you took off the makeup she would have old peoples skin and wrinkles >:(


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Response to Would you do the Progressive lady? 2009-06-08 04:46:34 Reply

yes i would.


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Response to Would you do the Progressive lady? 2009-06-08 04:49:32 Reply

i think that sex with her would be fucking crazy. liek a claw ripping at your skin, scratching. jut painfull. but yeah, i would do flo


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Response to Would you do the Progressive lady? 2009-06-08 04:52:49 Reply

Based on looks, yes. Based on anything else, that's questionable.

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Response to Would you do the Progressive lady? 2009-12-30 15:08:24 Reply

At 6/8/09 04:52 AM, esko-man wrote: Based on looks, yes. Based on anything else, that's questionable.

She said she likes tacos in that commercial, so she's instantly my wife.


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Response to Would you do the Progressive lady? 2009-12-30 15:10:03 Reply

If I had a dick, I'd fucking destroy her.


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Response to Would you do the Progressive lady? 2009-12-30 15:12:11 Reply

She's a funny comedian.


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Response to Would you do the Progressive lady? 2009-12-30 15:14:50 Reply

I'm not feeling too lesbian right now, so no. not at the moment.


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Response to Would you do the Progressive lady? 2009-12-30 16:02:21 Reply

Yeah I'd do her.


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Response to Would you do the Progressive lady? 2010-01-03 05:36:47 Reply

At 12/30/09 03:10 PM, steph2568 wrote: If I had a dick, I'd fucking destroy her.

Me too.


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Response to Would you do the Progressive lady? 2010-01-03 05:38:50 Reply

At 4/9/09 11:49 PM, Proottalfain wrote:
At 4/9/09 11:47 PM, FurryFox wrote: Nah, I find the geicko cooler. Besides she scares me.
Does this give you a hardon?
You animal-lover! :P

Yes, it is cute. But can we graft lasers onto it?

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Response to Would you do the Progressive lady? 2010-01-03 05:41:42 Reply

No, because her face is actually not pretty, and that ends up with only a mildly alright pro, and four horrible cons.


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Response to Would you do the Progressive lady? 2010-05-27 23:05:52 Reply

At 1/3/10 05:36 AM, puddinN64 wrote:
At 12/30/09 03:10 PM, steph2568 wrote: If I had a dick, I'd fucking destroy her.
Me too.

Me seven.