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Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-08 21:28:39 Reply

Hell yeah, Florida represent. Biggest bunch of creeps on the planet. Where creepy-ass people go to die... and publicly masturbate with blowup dolls.


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Response to Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-08 21:29:34 Reply

In Florida you can still get the chair right?

Right?

If so, well say buy to the new Peewee.


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Response to Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-08 21:29:59 Reply

At 4/8/09 09:28 PM, captainspud wrote: Hell yeah, Florida represent. Biggest bunch of creeps on the planet. Where creepy-ass people go to die... and publicly masturbate with blowup dolls.

stereotypical as shit


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Response to Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-08 21:31:13 Reply

Shit I spelled buy wrong, I mean bye bye.

God I feel stupid...

Also, well that is pretty odd, doesn't he have like a house, I wonder why he did it.

Was there like some really hot 8 year old girls or something?

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Response to Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-08 21:31:16 Reply

At 4/8/09 09:29 PM, Igotaname13 wrote: If so, well say buy to the new Peewee.

Peewee didn't masturbate publicly, he did it in a porn theater. What else do you do in a porn theater?
Stop railing on my childhood hero.

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Response to Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-08 21:31:04 Reply

This is a great step forward for the public masturbation movement!


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Response to Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-08 21:31:52 Reply

At 4/8/09 09:29 PM, elace wrote:
At 4/8/09 09:28 PM, captainspud wrote: Hell yeah, Florida represent. Biggest bunch of creeps on the planet. Where creepy-ass people go to die... and publicly masturbate with blowup dolls.
stereotypical as shit

It's weird though cause I live in Florida and I've never seen anything like this/.


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At 8/26/10 04:54 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:
: Was I the only one expecting lawn mowers that cut grass with the power of Christ?

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Response to Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-08 21:33:51 Reply

Cool story, bro.

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Response to Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-08 21:36:03 Reply

If somebody doesn't eat those delicious Reese's cups peanut butter cups they will melt and lose their magic.

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Response to Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-08 21:39:15 Reply

At 4/8/09 09:28 PM, captainspud wrote: Hell yeah, Florida represent. Biggest bunch of creeps on the planet. Where creepy-ass people go to die... and publicly masturbate with blowup dolls.

haha, only in America :P


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Response to Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-08 22:27:37 Reply

why does it seem like every guy that's arrested for something sexual has that weird smile in the mugshot?


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Response to Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-08 22:29:48 Reply

wow, he is popular with the blow-up dolls


i stole this sig

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Response to Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-09 18:39:12 Reply

What a noob.

idk...


You guys are all real swell.

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Response to Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-09 18:40:11 Reply

Wow that's messed up lol.

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Response to Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-09 18:51:01 Reply

At 4/8/09 09:31 PM, captainspud wrote: It's weird though cause I live in Florida and I've never seen anything like this/.

The sad thing is that I actually believe this guy seriously thinks it's odd he's never seen this.


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Response to Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-09 18:52:00 Reply

hes my hero


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Response to Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-09 18:52:50 Reply

well the guy's 52 yrs old, probably has crusty balls and will never get laid, so he has to use fucking blow up dolls........... wow...........

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Response to Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-09 18:59:27 Reply

Look!!!! Peanut butter cups!!!

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Response to Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-09 19:03:20 Reply

i lol'd. a lot.


Click below for my Bandcamp. I has music.

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Response to Florida man publicly masturbate!(: 2009-04-09 19:21:42 Reply

I thought blow up dolls were only supposed to be used in high school senior pranks either way thats gross...............and funny as hell


what can I say

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