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Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 22:52:23 Reply

You smack your hands together to create noise. This noise is meant to show respect for the performer. Next time you are at a large performance and the audience claps, look around at the people and notice how funny it is. They're like monkeys smacking their asses together. Pretty funny stuff.

You'd expect that in our day and age we would have some technology that replaces clapping. Maybe a button on your seat that, when pressed, creates soothing sounds via an intercom.

Post your solutions.

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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 22:52:57 Reply

I agree, let's just have sex all over the place instaed

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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 22:53:14 Reply

You robot son of a bitch, that's the last bit of humanity we have!


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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 22:55:36 Reply

People have been sleeping, eating, shitting, and breathing since the beginning of time, does that make us primitive as well according to your logic since other animals do it as well?


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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 22:56:27 Reply

That's actually a pretty funny observation. The kind of thing a comedian would talk about.

Sure you didn't stole the idea from somewhere? :D


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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 22:58:18 Reply

Fuck you, I like clapping.

You're just upset because your clap sounds like a penis slapping a wet rag.

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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 23:02:11 Reply

At 4/7/09 10:58 PM, Sexplosion wrote: Fuck you, I like clapping.

You're just upset because your clap sounds like a penis slapping a wet rag.

That's probably it. He's ashamed he can't successfully execute a primitive action.


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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 23:06:36 Reply

Clapping is for bitches. Show real enthusiasm with a handgun.


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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 23:07:57 Reply

Maybe if me clap hard, me make fire.


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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 23:14:59 Reply

At 4/7/09 10:56 PM, YoungAndWise wrote: That's actually a pretty funny observation. The kind of thing a comedian would talk about.

Sure you didn't stole the idea from somewhere? :D

I stole it from my brain. I'm surprised you haven't noticed it yet.

I've got plenty of funnier observations where this came from. Like how all males have clits and females have penises. Like how everyone has had sex with their mom. Like how defecating is usually a sign of healthiness.

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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 23:17:09 Reply

that's why i usually just drop trou and throw my shit on stage. i'm very sophisticated.

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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 23:18:34 Reply

At 4/7/09 11:14 PM, runpoochrun wrote: I stole it from my brain. I'm surprised you haven't noticed it yet.

I've got plenty of funnier observations where this came from. Like how all males have clits and females have penises. Like how everyone has had sex with their mom. Like how defecating is usually a sign of healthiness.

You can stop now.

Hurry, before you dig yourself a bigger hole.


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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 23:19:44 Reply

We should all use whistles. When the entertainer/musician/whatever is done performing, everybody will take out their fancy whistle and blow as loud as possible. We have to bring this primitive fucking world up to date.

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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 23:21:36 Reply

At 4/7/09 10:58 PM, Sexplosion wrote: Fuck you, I like clapping.

You're just upset because your clap sounds like a penis slapping a wet rag.

lol I'm still laughing from that

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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 23:26:35 Reply

what about a bow....instead of th atist doing it, the audience should do it

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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 23:27:51 Reply

At 4/7/09 11:26 PM, AlexisGOAR wrote: what about a bow....instead of th atist doing it, the audience should do it

i'm sticking my face in the ass of the guy in front of me for free, bub.

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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 23:29:36 Reply

At 4/7/09 10:55 PM, Fyndir wrote: Breathing is so primitive.

Next time you're in a crowded place, look around at the way everyone's chests have to move up and down like an animal when they breathe in and out, look at how disgusting is it that they suck in air and then blast it back out, mixing a small part of themselves with everyone there. Ew. It's so biological.

You would think that in this day and age we would have some technology to replace it, some sort of small motor to pump air in and out of the lungs, possibly utilising filters and air tanks to ensure cleaner air for everyone? Post your solutions.

lmao! epic win.
but yeah i mean shit if you want to dissect everything we do we might as well stop fucking blinking too and have some electronic machine creating shocks for us to blink.

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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 23:34:24 Reply

I have a solution.

Instead of clapping, everyone can take out their dick and slap it on the face of the nearest woman. Unless, of course, that woman is your mother.


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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 23:34:22 Reply

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals


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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 23:35:08 Reply

it is now time for change!


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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 23:43:32 Reply

spit on people


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Response to Clapping is so primitive 2009-04-07 23:44:43 Reply

At 4/7/09 11:43 PM, Jakehinojo wrote: spit on people

i would just love to see the whole crowd spitting on each other after a preformance, i would become a thespian just to watch it from a safe distance


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