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At 6/5/09 11:42 PM, baddolly2 wrote: a boy text me in the middle of the night to tell me he with to the bathroom

I can understand twitter. But text?

"Hey, you, the bitch that slept with that horse, shut the fuck up."

when the angry crab decided it would make my toes itchy and throw an aborted foetus at my spinal column

BALLS on FACE COW? my friend told me that one

once at school me and a friend were walking down the coridor together when we passed a group of girls about 14 chatting. then one of them said, and a quote "my hairdresser is so sexy, i could just rape him". when she said that i glanced at my friend who glanced at me, us both saying with our eyes "did she just say what i think she just said".
it was funny.

Me posting on this stupid post...

At 4/7/09 08:15 AM, Silver-Glint wrote:

At 4/7/09 08:10 AM, Enoll wrote: i once had an old guy come up to me at work, hold me by the arm and say
"the angels told me you're going to heaven.", In a totaly serious manner.

Wow! Now that is what I call random.

Not only is that random its fuckin scary, id be shitting and pissing me pants, id be like...Da Fuck....Da Fuck.

I once overheard a few women discussing how to get their partners into anal sex. I was 13 at the time.

But when I get sleepy, I become master of randomness. I get sunk away in the half asleep, half awake zone and I blurt things out that make no sense at all.
Like somehow I mentioned something about tiny frogs with 10000 faces and I wasn't dreaming or purposely joking or anything. I even don't know why the frick I said that.

I'll just leave this here.

At 6/5/09 09:39 PM, redfield95 wrote: I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO. I NEED SOME TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE. I AM CORNHOLIO FROM BUNGHOLIO

I fucking loved that film.

Some kid once spammed me with "Giggity, giggity goo. Bear getting anally raped by a dead cat."

At 6/6/09 12:06 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: But when I get sleepy, I become master of randomness. I get sunk away in the half asleep, half awake zone and I blurt things out that make no sense at all.

Sorta like me. Except I do it when I'm asleep. I was over at my mate's house for the night, and I apparently shit myself in my sleep and kicked his fridge, which resulted in him shitting himself. I also apparently meow in my sleep. Some people even say I talk complete shit in my sleep, as in, even if it isn't relevent to anything.

a random thing that happened today

will: 'ive done that before
Mat: 'done what?'
Will: 'had a wank in callums toilet over his mum'

1:25-1:59
and 3:58 - 4:20
AND 6:31 - 7:01

what has any of this gotten to do with fucking dead animals??

If we're going to include YouTube videos, any YouTube Poop or Animutation for that matter.

what is the speed of dark?

lolita having sex with a lolita

Guy 1: Dude that one guy opened his face it was creepy
Guy 2: You mean he opened his mouth
Guy 3: No his face opened.

I heard that conversation from some guys I saw in the grocery store yesterday

I like turtles

At 4/7/09 09:25 AM, DumbassDude wrote: "Fuck off you fucking jabatti bhatti."

I lol'd seriously.

"We have successfuly mixed a bulldog and a shitzu. We called it a bullshit!"

ahhahahaaha

One time, I was in Walmart, and this guy walks up saying "Hello, want to see my birthmark? You have 3 guesses to guess where it is!"

I had to fight myself not to scream/puke/die of laughter.

My friend and I were walking around in an amusement park and he walked into a crowd of people and yelled "Snarglefutpuss!" Once everyone was paying attention to him, he put his hands in the air, and yelled "I AM THE ANTICHRIST!"

smart-assed skepic: monkey man will MAKE you believe

At 4/7/09 09:04 AM, Mind-Edge wrote:

At 4/7/09 08:36 AM, Scuzzfest wrote: I really dislike people who put themselves in the imaginary demographic of 'random'.

CHEESE!

lol

This si why I hte so many people at my school. They try and earn popularity point by going up to people and saying "I'm so random! Cheese!". CHEESE IS NOT FUCKING RANDOM! JUMP OFF THE BANDWAGON! But what's even worse is that, even after half a year and people telling tehm to stop, they carry on! In the middle of a class, this one girl called Erin will just put her hand up and say "I lik cheese".

Pisses me off so much...

In science class they asked me what kind of energy something makes am dI responded "If you wrap a potato in tin foil and bake it in a oven for a while you get a baked potato"
I got detention becuase that teachers a dick.

At 6/5/09 01:29 PM, InsaneBrutality wrote: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Erm.. I think it only counts if it makes sense? o.o

If not, then wtf, you win.

At 4/7/09 08:10 AM, Enoll wrote: i once had an old guy come up to me at work, hold me by the arm and say
"the angels told me you're going to heaven.", In a totaly serious manner.

an old hobo told me once "you are going to be a great man in the future", and he was serious.

im not trying to fake this story.