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I LOVE random stuff, whats the most random thing you have heard? Funny random, that makes u say wtf?

Please walk over to the nearest oven and put yourself in it.

I despise you. I completely and utterly hope you die in a gut-wrenching 'accident' tomorrow involving shaving cream, a pack of wolves and a big black man named Brucey.

At 4/7/09 07:46 AM, AnasaziTribal wrote: Please walk over to the nearest oven and put yourself in it.

You're so funny.

Do a favor to the world and take a nap in the railroad

Thank you

OMFGZ lieek i am TOTALLYYY random cuz i weear 2 diffrent culoured socks nd call ma cat woof!!!!

epic lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!

i once had an old guy come up to me at work, hold me by the arm and say
"the angels told me you're going to heaven.", In a totaly serious manner.

At 4/7/09 08:10 AM, Enoll wrote: i once had an old guy come up to me at work, hold me by the arm and say
"the angels told me you're going to heaven.", In a totaly serious manner.

Wow! Now that is what I call random.

Where I work there are a few people who are as random as me, and it makes for some very interesting outbursts. One guy named Chris used "I want to shit on your chest" as an alternative to laughing for several weeks, and the other day I was having a conversation with him about hiring a baby and placing it in a deli toaster (which was broken, so it's ok).

I can't decide what the most random thing ever is, nothing sticks out too much. I remember a teacher saying something like "oh yeah there is no wednesday" in the middle of a sentence, that confused + worried me.

I really dislike people who put themselves in the imaginary demographic of 'random'.

There is no such thing as being random, just silly

At 4/7/09 08:36 AM, Scuzzfest wrote: I really dislike people who put themselves in the imaginary demographic of 'random'.

It's not a demographic, it's an .. adjective >:/

I'm random, OK? :(

At 4/7/09 08:36 AM, Scuzzfest wrote: I really dislike people who put themselves in the imaginary demographic of 'random'.

CHEESE!

lol

At 4/7/09 08:10 AM, Enoll wrote: i once had an old guy come up to me at work, hold me by the arm and say
"the angels told me you're going to heaven.", In a totaly serious manner.

perfect opportunity to scream "rape!"

I once had chicken butt for lunch. It tasted quite different and smelled different too.

At 4/7/09 07:43 AM, SawmanZ wrote: I LOVE random stuff, whats the most random thing you have heard? Funny random, that makes u say wtf?

I went down to Newcastle, browsing wares and such, only to see two turkish men playing the arcordian and lute. In a desperate attempt to entertain the populus, I went over and began to jig to the music. The turkish man then got up and said.

"Fuck off you fucking jabatti bhatti."

I proceeded to run and laugh at the same time, twas hilarious. My friends continue to speak of the event to this very day.

Well they really didn't want you to get into the fun.

At 4/7/09 07:43 AM, SawmanZ wrote: I LOVE random stuff, whats the most random thing you have heard? Funny random, that makes u say wtf?

I hope you die in a fire of AIDS!

this just makes me say wtf everytime

Karlos.

I liek pie

I walked in on a friend having a conversation and all I heard was
"So then a slathered it in mayonnaise and put it in"
I just walked away

i have no pubes. because they are all on my head. because im carey.
some of my friends were pissing about on msn and sent me that

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Once i was at the pool and suddenly a huge fat guy walks over to me and he started telling me off so i had a strange urge to scream "DONT TOUCH ME THERE!"

This would have been EPIC because

1) I'd make a grown man shit in his pants
2) I could have him locked up for life
3)???????
4) PROFIT!

Stop pollution, shut your mouth.

One time some giggling girls went over to me and said "what is sex?" I called them gay and walked away.

stop it stop it! KILL ME NOW!

I once was walking to the store when this little kid out of no where grabs my leg and said in a very creepy voice "I like pieeeeeeeeeeeee" and then she gave me this really creepy smile. Her mother said sorry and walked away.

Scary nightmares that night...

like many others the most random thing i have ever heard is someone suddenly saying "i liiike pieeee" right out of thin air

thank god for randomness.