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Posted at: 4/6/09 10:52 PM
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I had to retrieve my birth certificate for a job I was applying for and I found out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day all my life. I asked them why, and my father said "for biblical reasons", whatever the fuck that means.
Posted at: 4/6/09 10:53 PM
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Also having your birthday on Christmas is like double the party.
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Posted at: 4/6/09 10:54 PM
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At 4/6/09 10:53 PM, aninjaman wrote: Also having your birthday on Christmas is like double the party.
my mom's birthday is on Christmas and everyone kinda slightly forgets about her birthday and cares more about themselves..
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This sounds exactly like an FML I read.
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Slap him in the face for believing in such a silly thing.
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Posted at: 4/6/09 11:12 PM
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Having your birthday on Christmas means you're fucked when it comes to presents.
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Posted at: 4/6/09 11:13 PM
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Stolen from FML
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Posted at: 4/6/09 11:14 PM
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At 4/6/09 10:54 PM, Tinkco86 wrote: This sounds exactly like an FML I read.
Yeah, I think I read that too. Birth Certificate came back in the mail along with the guy's passport, right?
Though, I can imagine it being common enough.
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Posted at: 4/6/09 11:15 PM
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It's funny.
Everything on FML is fake, and because it's 'anonymous'. everyone goes around claiming these things happened to them
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Posted at: 4/6/09 11:39 PM
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It was the FIRST fml I ever read haha
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Posted at: 4/6/09 11:42 PM
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At 4/6/09 10:52 PM, NewGrounds-Bot wrote: I asked them why, and my father said "for biblical reasons", whatever the fuck that means.
LOL - that actually did make me laugh a bit. not just saying it or anything. Like really.
Anyways, what kinds of reasons could possibly warrant a lie. A lie about a birthday?!
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Posted at: 4/6/09 11:43 PM
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Yep. No points for plagiarism.
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Posted at: 4/7/09 12:09 AM
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Yeah I read about this on FML too, but I don't remember anything about biblical purposes.
Posted at: 4/7/09 12:40 AM
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Dude that is SO WEIRD!! Biblical reasons? What the hell does that have to do with your birth? If they're vague, just bench press them with questions.
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Posted at: 4/7/09 12:49 AM
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That is exactly what I was thinking.
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Posted at: 4/7/09 01:05 AM
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Fuck religion
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Posted at: 4/7/09 01:07 AM
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At 4/7/09 01:05 AM, KitsuneNoir wrote: Fuck religion
damn straight.
Smoke pot and worship Satan and life will treat you well.
Posted at: 4/7/09 01:11 AM
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You, good sir, make baby Jesus cry.
Just fucking listen to it.
Posted at: 4/7/09 01:57 AM
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At 4/7/09 01:11 AM, cHunter wrote: At 4/7/09 01:05 AM, KitsuneNoir wrote: Fuck religionYou, good sir, make baby Jesus cry.
And the Holy Spirit heard the baby crying, and is now going to anally rape you in your sleep.
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Posted at: 4/7/09 02:16 AM
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Are you younger or older than you thought you were?
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Posted at: 4/7/09 05:51 AM
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Having your birthday on Christmas must suck. They'll get you a birthday present and say "Oh, that's your Christmas present too." The best birthday to have (assuming you live in Ireland) is St. Patricks day.
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Posted at: 4/7/09 07:26 AM
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first off: lolololololololololololol
and what the hell is FML?
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