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At 4/6/09 08:59 PM, CowboyNinja wrote: Shit on their car.

Shit on his/her/it's car.

man y cant everyone do this the old fashion way crap on some bread make a sandwich out of it flat it spray it with air freshener then go into his home and place it on their counter.

Here are some of my ideas. I hope they help.

1. That floss/trip thing was a good idea, but put a pile of dog shit on his front step, too so that he lands in it!

2. Tee-Pee his house

3. Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss, and then throw them at him when he leaves the house for work.

4. Write things on his car or windshield with paint. Some examples: Douchebag, douche, ass, balls, penis, (you could also draw balls and a penis), faggot (kind of offensive though, and not funny if he really is gay), ass hole, ass wipe, cock, cock sucker, i dunno, just get creative with that part. It's up to you what you want to draw or write on his car. You could also do this with his driveway, garage door, or even the side of his house!

5. Fill a bunch of paper bags with dog shit, and then throw them at him or his house

6. A new idea that I've never attempted; take a paper bag, and fill it with firecrackers and dogshit. I think you know where I am going with this. Maybe put some gasoline in the bag (not too much, so as not to start a fire) so all of the fire crackers will go off, and then put the bag on his porch, or next to his car (or better yet, in his car, if he keeps it unlocked) and then light one of the fuses sticking out from the wad of shit, gas, and fire crackers, and then run!

I hope some of those ideas can help you get back at this guy.

Tape the meat with an unspellable name and tape a piece to every frame of every window for WTF? reactions and to hide the outside. Create a Nazi/KKK/Scientology (you pick) paint job on all of their cars. Send out the mormons. If they have a pool shoot the bottom untill it breaks and starts leaking. Go to the breaker if it's outside and turn all the breakers off, then do as much damige to them as you can. Turn off the water and try to break that as well. Steal anything outside of value and pawn it. Tape the dorways sealed. Smash the mailbox.

Or just let it go

Or just confront the kid and make death threats

Or just rick roll their house

At 4/8/09 10:11 PM, MetalSlimeHunt wrote:

Or just rick roll their house

how do I do that?

Wait, is he a kid like you said or his he an adult/teenager?

If he's an adult/teenager spend the next 6 years learning kung-fu, then kick his ass and spit on him.

At 4/8/09 10:13 PM, NoobKillsNoobs wrote:

At 4/8/09 10:11 PM, MetalSlimeHunt wrote:

Or just rick roll their house

how do I do that?

Amps, Speakers, Sub-Wolfers. Whatever you want to call them put a metric fuckton surounding the house and then connect it all to one music player. Then unleash the rick roll. Perferably at 3:00 AM, the scientificly proven worst time to be forcefuly awakened by rick roll.

Get a few long cords and link them from your wall and run them all the way to his car. after you get enough cords to make it to his car, plug a microwave into the extension cord that is near his car. Also, make sure you get the extension cord into his car (unless it's locked) or on his car hood. once you get the microwave in position inside his car... or on his car hood, go grab a roll of tin foil and shove it in the microwave (which is on top or inside his car) for 20 minutes and watch his car light up...

Oh, and if you do go with rick rolling, make sure to wear a balecalava to make ID'ing you harder and to be prepared to GTFO ASAP once you start.

At 4/6/09 08:59 PM, NoobKillsNoobs wrote:

In my inventory I have spray paint, a package of floss, duck tape, toilet paper, a 450fps pistol, balony, and their house phone number. Start brainstorming.

Spray paint the gun, use the duck tape and floss to hold the phone hostage, then shoot it.

He'll never know...

Establish dialogue with him and try to come to a position of understanding and reconcilliation.

Or just throw shit and piss at his house.

At 4/6/09 08:59 PM, NoobKillsNoobs wrote: This kid in my neighborhood toilet papered a tree in front of my house, and I know where he lives.

In my inventory I have spray paint, a package of floss, duck tape, toilet paper, a 450fps pistol, balony, and their house phone number. Start brainstorming.

What should I do to get them back? I was thinking about putting balony on their car or driveway, so when it gets hot at night, the balcony sticks to their car and rips of the paint or discolors their driveway.

Or I could put their home phone number on 4chan or 7chan. (BTW does anyone know any good invasion/raid boards?)

Or get floss and put it outside their front door to trip him when he walks out.

Please help me Newgrounds!

Sneak into the house as quietly as you can. Kill the parents and quickly remove their heads and each of their limbs. Now, using the duck tape, reattach them in new and inventive ways, eg : Swap her head for his arm etc.
Then, construct a system of ropes and pulleys that will allow you to manipulate their mangled remains. Find a CD player and turn the volume to maximum. Play Van Halen's "Jump", and when the kid awakens to see what's going on, use the ropes to make the twisted mockery of his parents contort and flail in mid air. As a final touch, I recommend you brutally mutilate his face with a straight razor.
Of course, you'll get the chair for all this, but vengeance will be yours.

The first thing you need to do is order pizza to his house. Then, sneak in, and...

SHOOT HIM IN TEH FACE

Leave bits of bologna (preferably put through a blender) all over his lawn right before it rains. This will kill his grass and leave it dry and brown. This also works with Rice Krispy Treats...but who in the right mind would waste those?

Not working for you? Disassemble his car and reassemble it upside-down. "Holy hell!" Will ensue.

No? Um...teabag his mom?

Leave this topic, authorities are being contacted.

Hold his eyes open with duct tape, and spray paint in his eyes. Slowly.

that'll learn 'em

At 4/6/09 08:59 PM, CowboyNinja wrote: Shit on their car.

YES
WIN!
DO IT!

you sir, are a genius!

At 4/6/09 09:02 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 4/6/09 08:59 PM, NoobKillsNoobs wrote: (BTW does anyone know any good invasion/raid boards?)

/b/, obviously.

Tell them to call and ask about the battletoads.

fuck you beat me to it XD

Spray a constant line, insure that it's very wavy. Spray it constantly on all sides of the walls of the house, try and get at the windows if possible.

If there's a bush, entwine the floss into it.

leave a huge trail of baloney at their front steps. Glue then down for laughs.

Put phone number on as many websites as possible and do some heavy trolling.

Don't use the pistol, that can really cause some problems with the law.

At 4/6/09 09:02 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 4/6/09 08:59 PM, NoobKillsNoobs wrote: (BTW does anyone know any good invasion/raid boards?)

/b/, obviously.

Tell them to call and ask about the battletoads.

looked that up on ED. God I love that site