Bowser and Peach are having sex!

[Number-One-Assassin]

Whenever Peach is kidnapped she is alone with Bowser for a really long time and I'm sure that the both of them get really lonley, because Mario takes a long time to finally find them. I'm gussing the first time bowser took peach she was raped, but peach probably started to love it which is why she keeps getting "kidnapped". Because a giant turtle/dragon probably has a bigger penis than a fat italian guy that is the size of a four year old child. Heres what really drives my point home. Mario has no kids, but there is a little bowser jr. running around.

[ChandlerThompson]

You should be a mod.

[piratey]

Mario must get a bit at the end though.

[simsam114]

Talking about the princess Peach conspiracy! Original indeed.

Congratulations, you win the internet.

[little-timmy]

& after all of those videos on YouTube that has Mario humping Peach for 1UP points.
Peach is a whore. :P
Lolzers.

[DiscoveryOne]

Ive never heard of such an idea

[DocSprite]

O-HO-HO, NO FUCKING SHIT! I can't believe you are the FIRST to think of this COMPLETELY ORIGINAL and NOVELTY idea! And on a subject that NOBODY has ever explored before! Golly gee!

[Armerad]

I always thought they were roasting hotdogs while Mario was hunting the horny bastard..

[RaharuHaruha]

Mario has no kids? But what about sonic?

[Mz-frost95-fr]

Yea... keep working on that theory.

Though we'll never know will we?

[tatsumaru7]

hmmm you do have a point, I remember in mario sunshine bowser jr referred to peach as "mummy" or something lol

[RubberTrucky]

I see there's 2 ways how this can go.
1. Bowser as a giant has an enormous manthing and if he were to sex Peach up, she should be dead by now.

2. Bowser as a turtle has only a very small penis unsuitable for mating. That's why all his kids are artificial.

My answer to why all these kidnappings?
Bowser wants to eat!
That's why he invades mushroomkingdom. He stores the best of the mushrooms he finds in back up castles. That's why Mario always finds mushrooms first.
He then takes the princess into a furnace like room and like in Hansel and Gretel tries to get the peach fatter and fatter till she's right to eat. Like the story goes, Mario comes to face Bowser and save the princess. Doing so he pushes Bowser in the stove to fry, just as Gretel did in the tale.
The tale of Mario is thus nothing but an inventive version of Hansel and Gretel.

[TheSouthernTower]

Congratulations, you've uncovered the theory every teenage virgin has thought about after they figure out what sex is. Good job.

[BrandonXDD]

That is how bowser junior came to be.

Whenever I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and bowser junor called Peach "momma" I was like "OH MY GOD MY THEORY IS PROVEN!"

[ratchili]

wow!! I would have never that of that!! it's makes so much sence!!

[lunardragon96]

At 4/6/09 07:44 PM, RaharuHaruha wrote: Mario has no kids? But what about sonic?

Sonic was actually made when Sega put a homosexual, a furry, and a can of blue paint in the same room.

[NoobKillsNoobs]

Cool story, Bro.

[Eltelelel]

wow, that made me laugh. yeah, it is pretty obvious, like howe many times can she get "kidnapped" all those years?

[nintendomaster1]

Pure genius. It is quite obvious that you have thought much about this. Personally, i agree one hundred percent. This is fantastic.

[DCorp]

Surely, you have heard of rule 34.

[manonthemoon516]

You sir, have just blown my mind.

[Zedralan]

That my friend, is old news.

Trippy none-the-less.

[IronPirate]

No. Sex doesn't happen in mario. They have storks and baby factories.

[Goldfire64]

here you are op. i got you some proof.

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[Laughingbox]

At 4/6/09 07:44 PM, RaharuHaruha wrote: Mario has no kids? But what about sonic?

Pardon me if I'm being ignorant, but don't Sonic and Sally have kids?

[stiller]

At 4/6/09 07:19 PM, Number-One-Assassin wrote: Stuff

Baby Mario.

[DragonFyre9]

Damn, she must be torn up down there.