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Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2009-04-06 19:19:13 Reply

Whenever Peach is kidnapped she is alone with Bowser for a really long time and I'm sure that the both of them get really lonley, because Mario takes a long time to finally find them. I'm gussing the first time bowser took peach she was raped, but peach probably started to love it which is why she keeps getting "kidnapped". Because a giant turtle/dragon probably has a bigger penis than a fat italian guy that is the size of a four year old child. Heres what really drives my point home. Mario has no kids, but there is a little bowser jr. running around.


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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2009-04-06 19:20:32 Reply

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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2009-04-06 19:22:11 Reply

Mario must get a bit at the end though.

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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2009-04-06 19:22:30 Reply

Talking about the princess Peach conspiracy! Original indeed.

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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2009-04-06 19:26:02 Reply

& after all of those videos on YouTube that has Mario humping Peach for 1UP points.
Peach is a whore. :P
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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2009-04-06 19:29:36 Reply

Ive never heard of such an idea


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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2009-04-06 19:31:31 Reply

O-HO-HO, NO FUCKING SHIT! I can't believe you are the FIRST to think of this COMPLETELY ORIGINAL and NOVELTY idea! And on a subject that NOBODY has ever explored before! Golly gee!

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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2009-04-06 19:42:08 Reply

I always thought they were roasting hotdogs while Mario was hunting the horny bastard..


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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2009-04-06 19:44:22 Reply

Mario has no kids? But what about sonic?


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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2009-04-06 19:46:59 Reply

Yea... keep working on that theory.

Though we'll never know will we?

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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2009-04-06 19:49:19 Reply

hmmm you do have a point, I remember in mario sunshine bowser jr referred to peach as "mummy" or something lol


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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2009-04-06 19:52:08 Reply

I see there's 2 ways how this can go.
1. Bowser as a giant has an enormous manthing and if he were to sex Peach up, she should be dead by now.

2. Bowser as a turtle has only a very small penis unsuitable for mating. That's why all his kids are artificial.

My answer to why all these kidnappings?
Bowser wants to eat!
That's why he invades mushroomkingdom. He stores the best of the mushrooms he finds in back up castles. That's why Mario always finds mushrooms first.
He then takes the princess into a furnace like room and like in Hansel and Gretel tries to get the peach fatter and fatter till she's right to eat. Like the story goes, Mario comes to face Bowser and save the princess. Doing so he pushes Bowser in the stove to fry, just as Gretel did in the tale.
The tale of Mario is thus nothing but an inventive version of Hansel and Gretel.


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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2009-04-06 19:54:20 Reply

Congratulations, you've uncovered the theory every teenage virgin has thought about after they figure out what sex is. Good job.

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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2009-04-06 19:55:19 Reply

That is how bowser junior came to be.

Whenever I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and bowser junor called Peach "momma" I was like "OH MY GOD MY THEORY IS PROVEN!"

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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2009-04-06 19:57:49 Reply

wow!! I would have never that of that!! it's makes so much sence!!


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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2009-04-06 19:59:44 Reply

At 4/6/09 07:44 PM, RaharuHaruha wrote: Mario has no kids? But what about sonic?

Sonic was actually made when Sega put a homosexual, a furry, and a can of blue paint in the same room.


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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2009-04-06 20:08:13 Reply

Cool story, Bro.

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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2009-04-06 20:17:20 Reply

wow, that made me laugh. yeah, it is pretty obvious, like howe many times can she get "kidnapped" all those years?


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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2010-02-18 21:30:05 Reply

Pure genius. It is quite obvious that you have thought much about this. Personally, i agree one hundred percent. This is fantastic.

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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2010-02-18 21:33:48 Reply

how do you know they don't all fuck and the whole "oh i'm kidnapped! save me!" is just roleplaying.

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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2010-02-18 21:34:56 Reply

Surely, you have heard of rule 34.


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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2010-02-18 21:36:41 Reply

You sir, have just blown my mind.


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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2010-02-18 21:37:55 Reply

That my friend, is old news.

Trippy none-the-less.


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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2010-02-18 21:41:33 Reply

No. Sex doesn't happen in mario. They have storks and baby factories.


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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2010-02-18 22:00:15 Reply

here you are op. i got you some proof.

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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2010-02-18 22:14:56 Reply

At 4/6/09 07:44 PM, RaharuHaruha wrote: Mario has no kids? But what about sonic?

Pardon me if I'm being ignorant, but don't Sonic and Sally have kids?


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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2010-02-18 23:56:20 Reply

At 4/6/09 07:19 PM, Number-One-Assassin wrote: Stuff

Baby Mario.


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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2010-02-18 23:57:42 Reply

Damn, she must be torn up down there.

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Response to Bowser and Peach are having sex! 2010-02-19 00:54:03 Reply

I'm disappointed as to the lack of related hentai in this thread.