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At 4/6/09 01:59 PM, OneWhoListens wrote: I like to watch dust float. Sometimes I'll be talking with someone, and (from their point of view), my eyes will go all out of focus, and move slowly across the sky, and then I'll slowly reach out a hand...and then BAM! - grasp at a random piece of dust with two fingers.

i'm sorry. but that qoute and your sn....the irony is too much not to note.

I sometimes go over the same shit in my head dozens of times. And sometimes I sing random songs like I am drunk or something.

i like to smell my penis

I sing to myself, talk to myself, chew on objects like pen lids and my own school tie erm....ooh I lick to hear my bones crack when I put force on them like your finger joints. I really like to crack my neck in the morning and hear all the cracks.

Sometimes when I'm under pressure or nervous i tend to blow air onto my fingers, it's quite soothing as well.

But these are more like bad habits.

At 4/6/09 01:35 PM, evilfluffmonger wrote:

At 4/6/09 01:00 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: Also, sometimes I set my alarm clock a half hour early so I can hit the snooze button 5 or 6 times. I get a strange sense of satisfaction out of being able to tell my alarm clock to fuck off.

I have something a bit like that. I love to set my alarm clock early in the morning(even when it's a weekday and I can sleep in) and when it rings at 7:00 in the morning, I turn it off and head off to sleep. It makes me feel fucking great afterwards.

I do these things also. Plus, my clock is set 20 min ahead of the actual time. I also talk to myself quite a bit, but it's usually random shit that dosnt make sense.

I like to eat something sweet (like a cinnamon roll or a cookie) that's so big it fills my mouth, and has a chance of suffocating me, and I take 5 minutes finishing it. I also like eating raw cookie dough.

stick an electrified pole 20 inches up my ass, shock my testicles then pull it out and eat the shit on it

I occasionally spazz out and attack things in my house

At 4/6/09 02:27 PM, Paryl wrote: stick an electrified pole 20 inches up my ass, shock my testicles then pull it out and eat the shit on it

You, my friend, need help.

I sometimes get a wonderful tingling sensation in my knees and afterwards pee myself when I'm alone.

I feel like i have a need to find my pets and do stuff to them, to elaborate i like to find my cat now and again and scratch her till she starts to pur.(which aint hard as she is always bugging me when i go on the computer)

Second is i now and again look for my dog and just give her a kiss on the head, odd things i think anyway.

I sit down in the shower, drink vinegar, and crack my elbows.

Sometimes I get a bar of butter, and start licking it. I don't know...

At 4/6/09 01:00 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: What is it?

Every once in a while I'll take a little sip out of a bottle of salad dressing in my refrigerator. I have no idea why, sometimes I just get this bizarre craving... usually ranch or balsamic vinaigrette.

^^ I do the same thing except i do that with Caesar and Raspberry Vinaigrette

When I'm alone, I chew on things like pens, paper, cardboard, disks, butter knives, real knives. You know. The good shiet.

At 4/6/09 01:09 PM, CrowCuervo wrote: When my little cat is around, sometimes I feel like kiccking the hell out of her, or taking her in my hands, then snaping her neck

Sometimes I get this desire of piercing needles and all kinds of places of my body
Specially that flat skin on the elbow, and above the fingers articulations

now YOU are the fucked up one

After I drink from a can I sort of like kiss it and suck what little liquid is left around the brim.

I suffocate toddlers, and wonder if my friends dick is longer than mine. I shall never know

At 4/6/09 01:02 PM, andhination wrote: Wank to shemale porn.

*raises hand*

I talk to myself when I'm alone??

I'm sure everybody does that though.

I have elaborate discussions with myself in which I explain myself how things work, what I/someone else/humanity needs to improve and I also like to pretend to talk to a person I know.
I give myself useful hints, but I never listen to me.

Everytime I read a sign or the notice-board at school I say 'Check-a-roony'.

I re-hearse stand up to myself, mostlystuff thatwill never be heard.

Sometimes I randomly will touch myself either in public or when no ones noticing.

I find myself messing with my bra and breasts alot.

Sometimes I dare go lower.

I get the urge to run my hands through my hair often. I think its a nervous tick. Also, on holidays or something of the like, my friends and i always order some obscure food or drink to eat when we hang out that day.

I can't help but "swirl" a drink that's in my hands as if I'm mixing it. Maybe I'm subconsciously doing it to look cool :P.

Sometimes i just sit in my car for a while. Don't drive anywhere just sit and think.

I occasionally have to take a shit but hold it in because it feels good. I pull my pants down and move the feces around in there. Feel kind of like a dick if you think about it.

Well, SOMETIMES, when I am home alone, I will occasionally rush around the house imitating a chase scene or two and like do some crazy imitations and what not. Yes, it is just weird but that's what this topic's about anyways.

Don't ask me why I do this (Actually I don't care if you ask me why I do this. I'm bored enough to answer).

i somtimes think what would i look like if a friend was watching the wank and imagine the look on their face :)

I'm a nervous scratcher, I sometimes scratch without even realizing.