Weird Shit You Occasionally Do.

[sumidiotdude]

What is it?

Every once in a while I'll take a little sip out of a bottle of salad dressing in my refrigerator. I have no idea why, sometimes I just get this bizarre craving... usually ranch or balsamic vinaigrette.

Also, sometimes I set my alarm clock a half hour early so I can hit the snooze button 5 or 6 times. I get a strange sense of satisfaction out of being able to tell my alarm clock to fuck off.

I'm sure I'll think of some more. Anyway, what are yours?

[andhination]

Wank to shemale porn.

[1Tyla1]

I feel the need to chew something a lot. Primarily at school because it gets quite boring. It's also pretty relaxing just softly rubbing your fangs on your tongue.

[Jonners]

I occasionally will drink vinegar. I like the taste of it and the tingly sensation it puts in my throat before i drink.

My family thinks i'm a freak...

[BrainlessDan]

At 4/6/09 01:02 PM, andhination wrote: Wank to shemale porn.

you sir are fucked up.

[FurryFox]

At 4/6/09 01:02 PM, 1Tyla1 wrote: I feel the need to chew something a lot.

This. I always need to chew on something from paper to metal.

[DP36]

Every once in a while I'll take a little sip out of a bottle of salad dressing in my refrigerator. I have no idea why, sometimes I just get this bizarre craving... usually ranch or balsamic vinaigrette.

If your talking about weird shit like that, i like to do shots of vinegar.

[steelsoldier]

jizz in my pants.

[nightlyillusion]

hahahahaha I throw stuff at framed pictures on the walls. I used to like to see the dandriff come out of my head now im kinda weirded out by it. I sing a random around the house. Ehh

[BrainlessDan]

i like to eat miracle whip by itself.

[cHunter]

At 4/6/09 01:02 PM, andhination wrote: Wank to shemale porn.

That's not weird. Chicks with dicks are hot. Especially if farm animals are also involved.

[nightlyillusion]

At 4/6/09 01:02 PM, Jonners wrote: I occasionally will drink vinegar. I like the taste of it and the tingly sensation it puts in my throat before i drink.

My family thinks i'm a freak...

I drink vinegar all the time and I eat raw lemons

[BrainlessDan]

At 4/6/09 01:05 PM, cHunter wrote:

At 4/6/09 01:02 PM, andhination wrote: Wank to shemale porn.

That's not weird. Chicks with dicks are hot. Especially if farm animals are also involved.

i was wrong, you are the fucked up one.

[ProjektCOG]

Sometimes I like to eat garlic paste from the fridge

[CrowCuervo]

When my little cat is around, sometimes I feel like kiccking the hell out of her, or taking her in my hands, then snaping her neck

Sometimes I get this desire of piercing needles and all kinds of places of my body
Specially that flat skin on the elbow, and above the fingers articulations

[SymbolCymbal]

i drink hot sauce out of the bottle..its zingy. and it wakes you up better than coffee in the morning

[cHunter]

At 4/6/09 01:06 PM, BrainlessDan wrote:

At 4/6/09 01:05 PM, cHunter wrote:

At 4/6/09 01:02 PM, andhination wrote: Wank to shemale porn.

That's not weird. Chicks with dicks are hot. Especially if farm animals are also involved.

i was wrong, you are the fucked up one.

I remember when I didn't know what sarcasm was either.

[1Tyla1]

At 4/6/09 01:03 PM, FurryFox wrote:

At 4/6/09 01:02 PM, 1Tyla1 wrote: I feel the need to chew something a lot.

This. I always need to chew on something from paper to metal.

I oughta get myself something durable to chew on, doing it to pen lids is wasteful.

[kLyy]

ahahahah i don't mean to do weird things, i'd have to ask my friends on this

i make funny noises lmao

[AntiGravity]

I never drink from the same side of the cup more than once. When I make it all the way around the cup, I'm either (hopefully) done, or else I thoroughly wipe it all off and start again.

[fuzzum111]

That last bit with the alarm clock was preatty fucking funny. I know that feeling rather well my clock is always set about 10-15 mins ahead so I think I have less time than I really do but once I look at my watch I smile cuase I've got alot more time to work with that I thought.

[thatoneguyfromDD]

At 4/6/09 01:16 PM, AntiGravity wrote: I never drink from the same side of the cup more than once. When I make it all the way around the cup, I'm either (hopefully) done, or else I thoroughly wipe it all off and start again.

I do this too, it just feels strange when I drink out of the same side more than once. I hate that feeling.

[Halvgoeden]

At 4/6/09 01:02 PM, andhination wrote: Wank to shemale porn.

This.

I also talk to myself a lot.

[TheLameSauce]

before i pee i countdown. i go one two three contact, and try to make stream to water contact on that term.

[VinnyXY]

I talk to myself and I do that everyday.

[evilfluffmonger]

At 4/6/09 01:00 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: Also, sometimes I set my alarm clock a half hour early so I can hit the snooze button 5 or 6 times. I get a strange sense of satisfaction out of being able to tell my alarm clock to fuck off.

I have something a bit like that. I love to set my alarm clock early in the morning(even when it's a weekday and I can sleep in) and when it rings at 7:00 in the morning, I turn it off and head off to sleep. It makes me feel fucking great afterwards.

[JohnnyWang]

At 4/6/09 01:02 PM, andhination wrote: Wank to shemale porn.

I sometimes wank to straight porn.

Anyway, I like to fold origami cranes when bored.

[andhination]

At 4/6/09 01:42 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:

At 4/6/09 01:02 PM, andhination wrote: Wank to shemale porn.

I sometimes wank to straight porn.

I'm already aware you think I'm an idiot, so I've got nothing to lose when I ask what you just did there.

[JohnnyWang]

At 4/6/09 01:50 PM, andhination wrote:
I'm already aware you think I'm an idiot, so I've got nothing to lose when I ask what you just did there.

Actually, it was a bit of a joke. I sometimes do wank to straight porn. But that's a rare occurance.

[OneWhoListens]

I like to watch dust float. Sometimes I'll be talking with someone, and (from their point of view), my eyes will go all out of focus, and move slowly across the sky, and then I'll slowly reach out a hand...and then BAM! - grasp at a random piece of dust with two fingers.