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My dad is a two-headed fire breathing dragon who mated with my mother, an ancient primortial dwarf.

My dad could kick all your dads ass... at the same time.

At 4/6/09 12:10 PM, THEJamoke wrote: My dad's black.

SUP?

Cool, ever met him?

My dad is an ignorant lazy peice of shit.

Would your dad really beat up a guy with glasses?

my dad was a marine. just by enlisting in the marines automatically makes you more badass then an army fag

:)

OK, so your dad can beat up my dad, but I can beat up your dad and you

At 4/6/09 12:19 PM, RDSchley wrote: my dad was a marine. just by enlisting in the marines automatically makes you more badass then an army fag

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Yeah because army fags in a boat is way more badass.

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Yeah because army fags in a boat is way more badass.

if you didnt ontice the smiley ill direct it to you.Its a joke princess, lighten up (P.S. marines is a navy branch)

My dad fights bears in cages. >your dad.

i see..........what is this middle school?

My dad's gay. My two dads can kick your dads' arse. I win.

At 4/6/09 11:48 AM, RedCoin wrote: My dad could totally kick your dad's ass.

For starters, he was in the army for about a decade, you don't go there and learn about killing people for ten years without being a little badass.

But, not just any regiment or whatever in the army, my dad was in the parachute regiment.

My dad could totally kick your dad's ass.

My dad packs a 12 gauge. :D

My dad could instantly kill your dad's ass...

My dad will give your dad a papercut by throwing business cards at him.

Go back to your room and play with your plastic cars.

My father is trained to operate a tank and a blackhawk helicopter.

Wanna have tank wars and see whose father is better? :O!

My dad is a conveyor operator.

What? We're not all military buffs here.

can he beat chuck norris's ass

So. We all know that if you ever get cornered in an ally your dads not gonna come Parachuting in and defend you.

You all fail, my dads from pakistan and grew up there he also has a black belt :)

Yeah, like every dad in the world besides yours works in an office cubicle.

My dad could EASILY kick your dad's ass. My dad didn't do some pussy shit like jump out of planes, NO-SIREE, he fucking shot lasers for a living. That's right. Not CNC shit, but military testing with lasers. He even went on later to a missle processing plant, then a kevlar vest plant. That's right, my dad will fire rockets and lasers at you.

And what about you? I bet we can all kick yourself real easily.

At 4/6/09 01:45 PM, Vinny99 wrote: And what about you? I bet we can all kick yourself real easily.

Kick your ass I mean.

My freinds dad is Gheto. thread /

My dad always two times more than urs!! BÄHHHTSCH :PPPPP

On a serious note my dad works in logistics ( oil buissnes ) and had to go to Baghdad with a few body guards and armed veicles to get through the wall of suicidal bombers and a bunch of iraqis just to do his project ( 14 out of 20 ) body guards died in one singe day....which i met before and were good people.

Sad storry really..

At 4/6/09 11:54 AM, Zerok wrote: Psh.

My dad had over 2 decades in the Navy, as a diver who cleared mines from ships. Jumping out of a plane? Sure, it's intense, but you just fucking fall. Wooooo. My dad was under however many atmospheres of pressure, in near complete darkness, defusing fucking bombs.

zerok's dad go kick his ass

At 4/6/09 01:50 PM, www-kaywire-com wrote: My freinds dad is Gheto. thread /

On a serious note my dad works in logistics ( oil buissnes ) and had to go to Baghdad with a few body guards and armed veicles to get through the wall of suicidal bombers and a bunch of iraqis just to do his project ( 14 out of 20 ) body guards died in one singe day....which i met before and were good people.

Sad storry really..

And to think that at the end of the day he still has the strength to come home and raise a child with an obvious learning disability. The poor man.

My dad's dead
bet that makes u feel shitty does'nt it
I hope ur ashamed

My dad's an ex-junkie turned cage fighter. 5-0-0.

At 4/6/09 11:48 AM, RedCoin wrote: My dad could totally kick your dad's ass.

My dad has two shot guns and a high powered rifle.

Your dad couldn't get close enough to throw a punch.

I WIN!