If You Were The PM/Prez.....

[Kirk-Cocaine]

If You Were The PM/Prez what would you do?

I would do the following if I was PM of the UK:

say no to the euro
drop out of the EU
stop paddering to every minorty group that complains about something
Ban reiligon

[lapslf]

At 1/9/04 02:04 PM, Kirk_Cocaine wrote: If You Were The PM/Prez what would you do?

I would do the following if I was PM of the UK:

say no to the euro
drop out of the EU
stop paddering to every minorty group that complains about something
Ban reiligon

Some argument would look nice here. But I forgive you because you like Alkaline Trio.

Anyway, I would say no to that stupid Euro too. I mean, we get fucked by France and Germany know, not keeping to their side of the deal goddammit.
I wouldn't step out of the EU. To much trade benefits.
I would pay attention to some minority groups, as long as they make any sense. You get a good idea by thinkin long and hard, not by getting the majority of the votes (Socrates said something like that).
I wouldn't ban religion, as long as people don't force it on each other, and we keep a strict seperation of church and state.

But damn, I would like to be prime minister, just to get rid of that slimy christian bush-butt kissing excuse for a prime minister we have right now.

[Kirk-Cocaine]

At 1/9/04 02:11 PM, Veggiemeal wrote:

Some argument would look nice here. But I forgive you because you like Alkaline Trio.

cheers. :) as for minotry groups i just meant we should dtop being so "PC" because we might offend 0.00000000001% of the population. but banning reiligon IS a good idea as there would be no extremist etc. And John Lennon thought it was a good idea too and should he know.

[bumcheekcity]

Ban religion? I hope you dont plan on STAYING PM of the UK for long.

[mrpopenfresh]

At 1/9/04 02:30 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: Ban religion? I hope you dont plan on STAYING PM of the UK for long.

Especially aith all the geriatric voters whose life revolve around politics and religion.

[Aghh]

If i was the PM i would give the Reffuges everything over everyone else, ohh they already do, so i would uh :

Choose Our Allies Better
Do more to get people off the streets
Do something to cut down on gang related crime
And just bomb the fuck out of wales, scotland and ireland then the UK would be ours!

[bumcheekcity]

At 1/9/04 03:22 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote:

At 1/9/04 02:30 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: Ban religion? I hope you dont plan on STAYING PM of the UK for long.

Especially aith all the geriatric voters whose life revolve around politics and religion.

Nah, you'd end up not getting the votes of the right (who like religion) and the left (who like the EU).

[CapitalistSocialist]

I would establish a dictatorship! :)

[bumcheekcity]

At 1/9/04 04:13 PM, JamsterBoyoRock wrote: I would establish a dictatorship! :)

So, that would be You verses the rest of the UK. Let round one begin! :P

[Aghh]

yeah, Dictatorship! actually no, would be to many rallies, Us brits have been spoiled so would never be able to go that 8( dreams lost

[bumcheekcity]

At 1/9/04 04:41 PM, Aghh wrote: yeah, Dictatorship! actually no, would be to many rallies, Us brits have been spoiled so would never be able to go that 8( dreams lost

Nah, i'd be the first liberal dictator in the world.

[Slizor]

I would make the UK a constitutional Communist (I would oversee reforms to this end) Government and introduce proportional representation as the election method.

Mwhahaha.

[Dagodevas]

At 1/9/04 02:04 PM, Kirk_Cocaine wrote: say no to the euro
drop out of the EU
stop paddering to every minorty group that complains about something
Ban reiligon

Yikes...

Well, if I was in power, I'd increase funding for public education; I know that for certain.

[Aghh]

8) do it stalin style, just "eliminate" all opossers of the movement, thats not a bad idea, if you had at least some sort of following and a large force you could do that. You always got the ANL ( anti nazi league ) and that group, the communist worker group or something

[Mr-fidel]

whats wrong with the current prime minister and president? why cant we just keep them??? even though they only have money in mind, at least thay wont impose communism or religious bans.

[RedSkunk]

instant runoff voting and proportional representation. oh, and public financing of elections.. Of course, if somehow I had gotten to the presidency, these measures would probably end any re-election bid

[bumcheekcity]

At 1/9/04 05:20 PM, Mr_fidel wrote: whats wrong with the current prime minister and president? why cant we just keep them??? even though they only have money in mind, at least thay wont impose communism or religious bans.

How do you know? Tony blair gets more and more right every day.

[CapitalistSocialist]

My first policy. Everyone who votes for me gets a cookie!

If I were the president, I could stop terrorist attacks against the United States in a few days. Permanently. I would first apologize to all the widows and orphans, the tortured and impoverished, and all the many millions of other victims of American imperialism. Then I would announce, in all sincerity, to every corner of the world, that America's global interventions have come to an end, and inform Israel that it is no longer the 51st state of the USA but now -- oddly enough -- a foreign country. I would then reduce the military budget by at least 90% and use the savings to pay reparations to the victims. There would be more than enough money. One year's military budget of 330 billion dollars is equal to more than $18,000 an hour for every hour since Jesus Christ was born. That's what I'd do on my first three days in the White House. On the fourth day, I'd be assassinated.
-William Blum

Needless to share, I'd do the very same as him.

[RavaXD-BWolf]

If i was president, I would:
Land on mars and claim it as our own! Kepp everyone out and only let Americans in! (And the occasional British person. Screw the French!<see last post of Iraq is done...What next?>)
Then, i would start terraforming the planet! I would have my own temple on top of Mount Olympus dedicated soley to ME!
Then, after everysingle American (And the occasional British person. Screw the French!<see last post of Iraq is done...What next?>) was safley transfered to Rayne(Mars' new name) I would sit back with a bag of popcorn AND WATCH AS THE WORLD NUKES ITSELF INTO A RADIOACTIVE CINDER!

[RavaXD-BWolf]

At 1/10/04 10:48 PM, Bakshi wrote:

At 1/10/04 10:41 PM, Rainer676 wrote:

Nice sig. I borrowed it. :)

You're not coming with us. Have fun with your new face!

[mrpopenfresh]

At 1/10/04 10:55 PM, Rainer676 wrote:

At 1/10/04 10:48 PM, Bakshi wrote:

At 1/10/04 10:41 PM, Rainer676 wrote:

Nice sig. I borrowed it. :)

You're not coming with us. Have fun with your new face!

Say hello to your ban.

[bumcheekcity]

At 1/10/04 10:41 PM, Rainer676 wrote: If i was president, I would:
Land on mars and claim it as our own! Kepp everyone out and only let Americans in! (And the occasional British person. Screw the French!<see last post of Iraq is done...What next?>)

Well, that's brilliant. Every single american on the world a food few million miles away from us. At -23 degrees, I'd vote for you.

Then, i would start terraforming the planet! I would have my own temple on top of Mount Olympus dedicated soley to ME!

You would now, bulit with what?

Then, after everysingle American (And the occasional British person. Screw the French!<see last post of Iraq is done...What next?>) was safley transfered to Rayne(Mars' new name) I would sit back with a bag of popcorn AND WATCH AS THE WORLD NUKES ITSELF INTO A RADIOACTIVE CINDER!

No, we wouldn't. I think the world would be remarkably more pacifist without America in it. Sure, the Middle East would still have problems, but I personally think MARS woud be the foirst to turn into a huge atomic fireball.

[lapslf]

Rainer, you really oughta be shot in the head, so we could all post your picture and laugh at it.

At 1/10/04 10:27 PM, Bakshi wrote: Let me remind you, you are a Canadian citizen, you've probably never been to America, but you still want to rule it?

Well the creator of the topic didn't specify which country so I took the liberty of invading the U.S. =)

Plus, William Blum totally forgets about human nature.

You'll have to explain when and where you discovered human nature.