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Posted at: 4/5/09 02:26 AM
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Hahahahahahhaahhahahaha.
Oh my God, this has got to be the most retarded thing I've ever seen.
It makes me ashamed to call myself a Christian.
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Posted at: 4/5/09 02:28 AM
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I found number 9 extremely hilarious, simply because it's the only one that has any relevence at all.
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Posted at: 4/5/09 02:31 AM
At 4/5/09 02:28 AM, Hoeloe wrote: I found number 9 extremely hilarious, simply because it's the only one that has any relevence at all.
But wait, there's an extra 10 steps to keep your child from committing "the Sin of Onan."
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It's a joke website, and I remember seeing a similar topic around 3 years ago.
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Posted at: 4/5/09 02:32 AM
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At 4/5/09 02:26 AM, Somepurson wrote: Hahahahahahhaahhahahaha. Oh my God, this has got to be the most retarded thing I've ever seen. It makes me ashamed to call myself a Christian.
Hahahah i wanna argue with them and beat themm into the ground so bad they go home crying to their mommies
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At 4/5/09 02:31 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: It's a joke website, and I remember seeing a similar topic around 3 years ago.
Oh, you ruined it.
Posted at: 4/5/09 02:33 AM
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I'd like to think that whole site is a joke, but sadly, it probably isn't.
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EVIDENCE: Have you caught your child masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down stroking his erect penis, he's probably masturbating.
I see no connection to that and masturbation.
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Posted at: 4/5/09 02:38 AM
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It's a joke website
I hope
But I know somebody who's a zealot like this in my school.
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Posted at: 4/5/09 02:39 AM
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At 4/5/09 02:33 AM, Hiphopopotamus wrote: EVIDENCE: Have you caught your child masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down stroking his erect penis, he's probably masturbating.I see no connection to that and masturbation.
He was probably just checking to make sure it was still there. Yeah...
I check mine three to four times a day.
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Posted at: 4/5/09 02:43 AM
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its says .org not .gov as well
Posted at: 4/5/09 03:00 AM
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Am I a bad person for jerking myself to their banner?
Posted at: 4/5/09 09:06 AM
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LOL this is obiously a joke site. some stuff there are wayyyyy to extreme even for the pope.... 'throw away the TV because it has no value in it, read the bible instead' LOL!
still masturbation is really bad and should be avoided.... it will ruin your life...
Posted at: 4/5/09 09:11 AM
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Masturbation can in fact be healthy, just like alcohol.
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Posted at: 4/5/09 09:12 AM
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At 4/5/09 03:00 AM, katyperryy wrote: Am I a bad person for jerking myself to their banner?
Ewwwwwww, you is sickwrong.
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Posted at: 4/5/09 09:16 AM
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It's fun to see some people here that can't understand what a joke is...
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Posted at: 4/5/09 09:24 AM
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Posted at: 4/5/09 09:27 AM
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Posted at: 4/5/09 09:45 AM
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We all knew that.
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Posted at: 4/5/09 09:46 AM
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WOW, That's funny as hell!
silly christians. :P
Posted at: 4/5/09 09:47 AM
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I lol'd. That was hilarious.
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Posted at: 4/5/09 09:49 AM
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Obviously made by Michael Moore.
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# EVIDENCE: Have you caught your child masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down stroking his erect penis, he's probably masturbating.
Lmao
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Posted at: 4/5/09 09:51 AM
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HAAHHAAHAH THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY!
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Posted at: 4/5/09 09:57 AM
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Then preach to the other Christians what is REALLY right from wrong.
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Posted at: 4/5/09 10:04 AM
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Have you caught your child masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down stroking his erect penis, he's probably masturbating.
Well I would have never known!
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Posted at: 4/5/09 10:09 AM
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Insist that your children wear boxing gloves to bed. Boxing gloves are nearly impossible to remove without assistance. If you do this you can sleep soundly, knowing that your children aren't on the other side of the wall touching their smelly little giblets in an impure fashion.
Oh..
I will remember this one.
Posted at: 4/5/09 10:12 AM
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What the fuck does rock has to do with masturbation?!
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Posted at: 4/5/09 10:22 AM
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Touching their smelly little giblits in an impure maner, huh?
They're a little late for that!
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