My Dog- Basically a snuggly vacuum.

[AlphaCentauri]

Now I have been a bad pet owner, and from time to time given in to my dogs begging, and given her table scraps and what not. She is somewhat spoiled as far as food goes. This has lead to constant scrounging.

"Wow, that must be annoying..." You said, with a tone in your voice that hinted you thought your dog was better then mine.

"Wrong." I replied, unable to hold my smile back as I got ready to explain to you just why, you are wrong.

So here I am, sometimes, trying to finish off a bag of Cheez-its which is only crumbs, I tilt my head back to let them fall in, but miss my mouth, shit gets everywhere, gonna be annoying to clean up. oh, whats that, here comes my dog, licking away, it's all cleaned in a few seconds.

Even worse, I just spilled a ton of sticky ass juice everywhere. Great, now I need to get a mop, and water, and soap, and spend 30 minuets cleaning it up. Oh, nope, here comes a thirsty little dog to clean it up, floor is sparkling in a minuets.

She is just a cleaning machine, and best of all, she is so darn snuggly.

That is all.

[Proottalfain]

I have a 5-pound dog. The bitch does the dirty job even on counters.

[EJR]

Yeah... Have fun getting dog spit everywhere...

[Proottalfain]

At 4/5/09 01:30 AM, EJRProductions wrote: Yeah... Have fun getting dog spit everywhere...

Dog spit is better than any food you can drop anywhere. It doesn't leave stains, not sticky and easy to wash.

[VJoe10]

Every word you just typed is exactly the same as what my dog does and is, except mine's male.

[DevoLver]

I was expecting more bestiality from the topic title.

Very disappointed

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

My dog is the same way. He's an obese tub of lard who hardly does anything, and he's very spoiled, but he'll eat any type of food I drop on the ground, even if it makes him sick later. He is also snuggly and huggable.

no more tacomeat for you

[Podburrys]

But what if you drop something like an earring or whatever that size, and it eats it? You probably shouldn't encourage it to eat things you drop for obvious reasons.

[esko-man]

I'm calling PETA as I type this.

[Podburrys]

At 4/5/09 01:45 AM, esko-man wrote: I'm calling PETA as I type this.

NO! They'll kill the poor thing and claim they're helping it! PETA = Dipshits with Noteriety. Try people who actually help animals instead of blowing coke up thier ass and pretending they give a damn.

[Xarnor]

At 4/5/09 01:27 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: ass juice

What the fuck were you doing with ass juice?

[AlphaCentauri]

At 4/5/09 01:54 AM, Xarnor wrote:

At 4/5/09 01:27 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: ass juice

What the fuck were you doing with ass juice?

Wow, I have literally no idea how apple became ass.

Regardless, she'd lick up ass juice as well.

[jarrydn]

At 4/5/09 02:30 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Regardless, she'd lick up ass juice as well.

I guess that's pretty handy to know.

[Longhorn97]

So? Im pretty sure almost all dogs do that.

[mariomusicmaker1]

At 4/5/09 01:32 AM, VJoe10 wrote: Every word you just typed is exactly the same as what my dog does and is, except mine's male.

same here, but my dog waits for permission before gobbling up discarded or dropped food,

[Maximus]

I Can imagine infomercials with the dog.

[FurryDemon]

How long have you had this dog?

[GoldbloodedDragon]

At 4/5/09 03:39 AM, jarrydn wrote:

At 4/5/09 02:30 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Regardless, she'd lick up ass juice as well.

I guess that's pretty handy to know.

Yes, I guess anybody would lick up ASS juice off of the ground.