Now I have been a bad pet owner, and from time to time given in to my dogs begging, and given her table scraps and what not. She is somewhat spoiled as far as food goes. This has lead to constant scrounging.
"Wow, that must be annoying..." You said, with a tone in your voice that hinted you thought your dog was better then mine.
"Wrong." I replied, unable to hold my smile back as I got ready to explain to you just why, you are wrong.
So here I am, sometimes, trying to finish off a bag of Cheez-its which is only crumbs, I tilt my head back to let them fall in, but miss my mouth, shit gets everywhere, gonna be annoying to clean up. oh, whats that, here comes my dog, licking away, it's all cleaned in a few seconds.
Even worse, I just spilled a ton of sticky ass juice everywhere. Great, now I need to get a mop, and water, and soap, and spend 30 minuets cleaning it up. Oh, nope, here comes a thirsty little dog to clean it up, floor is sparkling in a minuets.
She is just a cleaning machine, and best of all, she is so darn snuggly.
That is all.
