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Superman's sex life 2009-04-04 11:50:16 Reply

I've always wondered what superman was like in bed. Do you think he gave Louis a good super-fuck, or was he tiny and faster then a speeding bullet. (lolololololololo)
This is very serious.

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Response to Superman's sex life 2009-04-04 11:53:44 Reply

At 4/4/09 11:50 AM, doubleone wrote:

faster then a speeding bullet. (lolololololololo)`

was going to make that one. >:(


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Response to Superman's sex life 2009-04-04 12:07:19 Reply

He probs didn't have sex with her, judging by her not being dead.


BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.

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Response to Superman's sex life 2009-04-04 12:09:05 Reply

Super-strength must make things a bit... risky.

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Response to Superman's sex life 2009-04-04 12:09:37 Reply

Have you guys not seen the redtube videos?


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Response to Superman's sex life 2009-04-04 12:11:38 Reply

At 4/4/09 12:09 PM, Bullethail wrote: Super-strength must make things a bit... risky.

AW FUCK YOU CRUSHED MY PELVIS!


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Response to Superman's sex life 2009-04-04 12:12:31 Reply

His semen comes out like a shotgun blast. Wonder woman is the only female with a vag capable of handling Superman in the sack.

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Response to Superman's sex life 2009-04-04 12:15:30 Reply

At 4/4/09 12:12 PM, cHunter wrote: His semen comes out like a shotgun blast. Wonder woman is the only female with a vag capable of handling Superman in the sack.

Unfortunately, a messy divorce has led to Wonder woman becoming a nun and Superman the largest consumer of machine lubricant on the planet.


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Response to Superman's sex life 2009-04-04 12:17:48 Reply

At 4/4/09 12:15 PM, SCUD14 wrote:
At 4/4/09 12:12 PM, cHunter wrote: His semen comes out like a shotgun blast. Wonder woman is the only female with a vag capable of handling Superman in the sack.
Unfortunately, a messy divorce has led to Wonder woman becoming a nun and Superman the largest consumer of machine lubricant on the planet.

Ahh but now, he's going out with the Woman from My Super Ex-Girlfriend.


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Response to Superman's sex life 2009-04-04 12:24:31 Reply

Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.

Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.

Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The Invisible Man says, "I don't know but, damn, my ass is sore."

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Response to Superman's sex life 2009-04-04 12:28:53 Reply

She used an anesthetic to lower the pain and all was solved.


Can you see this? Probably not. Douche.

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