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Just tell him to pull the "is it because i'm black" if he gets a bad grade.

Your friend is a talented writer.

Oh boy.

Civil rights movement, where are you?

You know, people are saying that that's racist, but it's really a cunning way to look at racism in the suburbs of America. And he's right; two people, no matter what color or background they are should receive the same punishment for the same crime. That's justice. And it's completely true what he said about the cops - I know pretty much all the cops in my area, and they would act just like that.

Although his writing seems kinda childish and slightly racist, it is really quite clever, and its the kinda childish shit like that that people notice. And when they notice it, they'll pay attention and maybe correct some misconceptions they had.

Needless to say, I really enjoyed that. Tell your friend he's a very clever writer and should write more shit like that.

you know, frosty the snowman melts too, WHERES MY JAILTIME >:(

There's owls in my gravy!

Simon Cowell, your days are numbered!

Genius! It all makes sense now! Not really, that kid needs to be institutionalized or something.

If you live in Manitowoc and I am visiting my aunt, it is about an hour drive for me to hunt you down and stalk you right in your home town!

After having read that, I wonder if there's more to my dislike of chocolate. Maybe what that says about me is that I actually hate all blacks and would never want to eat their faces or something.

Quite funny story, beside of the racism and the chocolate face. He is a good writer.

At 4/3/09 07:25 PM, BUTANE wrote: My friend Tyler (a black kid) No way!

Anyway that was awful, but it made me laugh.

I don't believe it's true--
although, it would be true to other people.
I mean, it's true in a rhetorical sense. Black guys go to jail much more frequently than White men for the same crime.

But I would have kept reading that paper nevertheless... it was VERY well written, and entertaining. And I remember seeing "chocolate" face in a movie... Corina, Corina. A black girl wonders if Whie people tasted like Vanilla, and a White girl wonders if a Black girl tasted like Chocolate. So they licked their face.

Very innocent and funny...
When I was a boy, I used to think Jesus Christ was Mexican. That was because my heritage is Mexican.

I mean, his name is Jesus... his mom as Maria... he was poor... he lived in a place full of sand and cactus... they had a lot of donkeys.

I think I was 8 years old when I realized that Jesus as not Mexican...

Simple judgement.

Black teacher: Straight A.
White teacher: Definate F.

that was a good story

Wow... Very um.... descriptive
It's not really racist unless you look the story in a more racist way

At 4/3/09 07:25 PM, BUTANE wrote: It's very...racist? He is a black guy so i guess not really...but still.

Protip: People from minority groups are not exempt from racism or culturism.

Saying stuff like "it's ok for him to say that, he's black" is just another form of racism in itself. And your friend's stereotyping of policemen as "pigs" may have been formulated through personal experience, but the term itself has spawned from popular stereotypes and culture discriminations. The writing is average at best.

At 4/3/09 07:27 PM, Shikamarana wrote: Haha, what?

This might have to go in your blog or something. What happened after he turned that in?

No one knows.

All that is known is... this is really fucked up.

At 4/3/09 07:28 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: "Chocolate face".

This is why no one takes black kids seriously.

It's a metaphor, but I completely understand the story, and I know a lot of the African Americans in the USA face many predjudices. It sucks because there's no way I can help them, and there's no way I can tell my own race to stop being racist pricks only because they think it's right. The only way that African Americans can avoid them is to conform at least a little to the White society but what would be the point of them having rights if they did?

I for one wish we could all just get along and stop hating on each other like it's nothing, when I lived in a "ghetto" neighborhood I was constantly picked on for being white, it's funny because they never wanted to fight me they'd just talk shit (where I was no one was ever serious about a fight.) But anyways back to the point, there's nothing you can say to every white person to change their minds on how they view certain things.

After all this is America the Free, and apparently even having an ignorant and wrong perception on something is okay to us.

*sighs*

I love black people. Every home should have one.

Thats a good story, respect to Tyler.

it was kinda black humor(GET IT?).

i didnt find it racistic at all (yes im the weird kid)

What mark did he get cause he deserves an A.That was amazing.

Wow, just..wow...

I WANT A CHOCOLATE FACE TOO

>:(

Weird. That classmate of yours sure is innocent. He didn't even know that he was going
to be punished, poor kid.

Saying stuff like "it's ok for him to say that, he's black" is just another form of racism in itself. And your friend's stereotyping of policemen as "pigs" may have been formulated through personal experience, but the term itself has spawned from popular stereotypes and culture discriminations. The writing is average at best.

This. The writing isn't good just because he's black writing about some black guy's expierence. As he said, that's racism in its self. He failed to follow instructions and he wrote up a five minute paragraph on how black people get arrested more. Funny thing is, he isn't the only minority who experiences this. I personally would give this a 3.5/10. Maybe less.

hmm why didnt he make a storie about ponies

This story is funny. Let him melt dammit, let him melt

If I told you guys that a white kid wrote this, would your perception of the story change?

I have to say that is a very powerful essay.

WHAT GRADE DID HJ GET ON THAT