I remember a time when nobody on my school ever heard of 4chan. The site was my own little secret. It made me the person I am today. Which may or may not be a good thing.
Anyway, some fucktard newfag in my class told everyone about '4chon' and soon every fucker and their mom went to it. Fucking hell. Do you know how fucking annoying it is to have 28 children screaming memes all the time? 'OLOLOLOL LONGCAT IS LONG OLOLOL NEWFAGS CANT BLANKPOST'
One time, just ONE time I made them shut up. How? I showed them the REAL /b/, the /b/ BEYOND the memes: what I showed them was the nastiest motherfucking gorethread ever. It was so full of epic disgustfullness that it made CP look tasty.
Holy shit. You should have seen their faces.