Time to get to work on world's largest pair of balls.
"The 30ft erection,named Sky Pillar, has been built at Longwan Shaman Amusement Park in Changchun city"
Best pun ever.
"It symbolizes our ancestors' pursuit of happiness and prosperity."
You hear this guys?
Big cock = happiness and prosperity
Happiness? Moar like Ha penis lololol
My signature was old so I changed it.
Well asians dont have small dicks but becaise the diet in asia does not have a lot a protein, when they go through childhood and puberty they may be smaller. Its what I have heard. Also there is no relation between big penises and black people to white people so really you guys are just a bunch of idiots. But also a statue of a penis? Well its not like britian doesnt have that chalk guy painted on a field witha huge cock.....Ours is better lol
Death cures a fool
Wut... That can't be true. Asian guys have the smallest. That's what i have heard.
You don't throw donuts, man!
Lolz at the headline: "World's largest penis erected."
"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life." -Leonard Church
Why the fuck do they make this shit when they have people starving in their country?
This is old, but I love how it's called "Sky Pillar". Anyone played Pokemon Emerald? You know what i'm talking about.
Videogames are my favorite videogames
At 4/3/09 05:45 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Pft, mine is STILL bigger.
Yeah... somehow I'd believe that. I'll never be as big a man as you, Jade.
I need the biggest pair of boobs and my life will be complete.
This just proves China should lift the ban on Newgrounds.
People's Republic of China Meetup 2010!
At 4/3/09 05:45 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Pft, mine is STILL bigger.
Yes of course Jade. NO-ONE could EVER take over the size of your penis!
At 4/3/09 05:38 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: I predict 5 pages of immense cock jokes.
*dickjoke*
I'm back, I guess.
At 5/22/09 04:38 PM, AronKong wrote:
Oh waitt ecstasy is for girls.
No, you're thinking of rohypnol.
But honestly, China erecting a penis. Never would have expected that from such a censored country.
RubberJournal: READY DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!
Mathematics club: we have beer and exponentials.
Cartoon club: Cause Toons>> Charlie Sheen+Raptor
At 5/22/09 03:39 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote: Why the fuck do they make this shit when they have people starving in their country?
It's made out of hay and straw, and it wouldn't take a lot of effort to make (maybe 2 or 3 guys a few hours to do it). Shaping a load of hay and straw into a cock doesn't make it any more edible.
.....That second sentence made more sense in my head. Oh well.... <cock joke>.
When I first saw this, all that came to mind was, "Are you dicking me?"
I want to punch myself now.
The feminists will burn this down the first chance they get, haha.
Like my cig? Hah!
At 7/21/09 02:07 PM, zee666 wrote: I want to sit on it.
Me first.
Shut up already.
Holy shit the least likely place to have it too. Isnt it common that they are smaller in that given section?
Hahahaha, "largest penis erected".
At 7/21/09 02:09 PM, Ultor wrote: Holy shit the least likely place to have it too. Isnt it common that they are smaller in that given section?
They up for it with kung-fu.
Shut up already.
Pfft, I'd love to see this thing in action.
also, cocks.
What a monumental achievement. China has gained world supremacy.
At 4/3/09 05:45 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Pft, mine is STILL bigger.
Oh goody then you should show off your cock more by fucking me up the ass.
At 5/22/09 03:39 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote: Why the fuck do they make this shit when they have people starving in their country?
Because the people that made it could afford it not every single dollar that is made has to go and help the poor.
Drew Pickles cock is 52,8000 times longer than that bamboo dildo.
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John Holmes just rolled over in his grave.
Oh my God. China is so insecure.
Have a cookie!
hmm
we will get unblocked from china becouse of this
"yes, ill be ripping of helios's head, and pumling the shit out of hercules while your teabagging the 11 year old geek u just noob tubed in terminal while fapping... faggot."
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