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At 9/8/09 06:00 PM, Jezuz wrote:
Whatever. I have more important things going on in my life right now. Fuck this.

I'm sure your drugs are more important than the reputation you say you have.

At 9/8/09 06:05 PM, joabos wrote:

At 9/8/09 06:00 PM, Jezuz wrote:
Whatever. I have more important things going on in my life right now. Fuck this.

I'm sure your drugs are more important than the reputation you say you have.

My point being, you wanting to keep that reputation of yours.

Hold up folks. Here's what I see. The monkey gets lost in the mail when Jezuz sends Clive out, something that could happen to anyone. After a while, people come up with the story that Clive was seized in the mail because he wreaks of drugs, a completely false rumor. Then Jezuz gets the monkey back and explains the situation himself, but you guys still prefer to believe the original story.

Please elaborate as to why a user-created rumor should be regarded true over Jezuz's words. If I can get one legitimate response, then by all means continue to trash him.

At 9/8/09 06:29 PM, Jezuz wrote: If the story honestly was that it smelled like drugs, and it was seized, that shit is ridiculous. I'm not sure as all I've heard was little kids calling me a druggy and that it was my fault, and this was a long time after the fact. If that was the rumor, lol. I don't do drugs that smell, kids. Don't even smoke weed more than once every few months. Assumptions are fucking lovely.

Of course it's not about that it smelled like drugs and was seized. I thought that you knew that was a given.

lmao.

OH YOU

y'know its quite dissapointing to come back to this really

i hope the tour can carry on smoothly after this, but hey, what dya expect when an absolute waster takes part in something that requires an iQ of over 100...

wow... way to claim your rep back...

instead of making another thread explaining about the monkey why didnt you post in this thread to update people on his status?

i dont think i could have fucked this up as badly as you if i'd actually tried!

At 9/8/09 06:21 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote:
Hold up folks. Here's what I see. The monkey gets lost in the mail when Jezuz sends Clive out, something that could happen to anyone. After a while, people come up with the story that Clive was seized in the mail because he wreaks of drugs, a completely false rumor. Then Jezuz gets the monkey back and explains the situation himself, but you guys still prefer to believe the original story. Please elaborate as to why a user-created rumor should be regarded true over Jezuz's words. If I can get one legitimate response, then by all means continue to trash him.

I reiterate this all of this. People are taking this joke so far that is seems like a lot of you believe it now.

kiddo?! im older than you...

and Im not the one fucking this up, im merely giving you the shit you deserve.

At 9/8/09 06:45 PM, Shreddy wrote: y'know its quite dissapointing to come back to this really

Yeah, reading the last couple of pages of this thread has made me depressed.

Pint, anyone?

At 9/8/09 06:52 PM, Jack wrote:

At 9/8/09 06:45 PM, Shreddy wrote: y'know its quite dissapointing to come back to this really

Yeah, reading the last couple of pages of this thread has made me depressed.

Pint, anyone?

koppaberg, and make it chilled!

At 9/8/09 06:46 PM, Jezuz wrote: Better idea. Going to send this to a random address in Russia. Enjoy your day.

Haha - what an obscenely expensive form of revenge.

At least include a letter explaining to the Russian person that they need to take some pictures with the monkey and email them to Shreddy's email account.

At 9/8/09 06:54 PM, Timmy wrote:

Haha - what an obscenely expensive form of revenge.

I'll just take the prize money from my Positivity Contest and use it for S&H. The rest of the money from that contest I'll spend on crack cocaine.

At least include a letter explaining to the Russian person that they need to take some pictures with the monkey and email them to Shreddy's email account.

Shreddy? Nah, he'd probably just throw a fit and insult some random Newgrounds user for his problems or something along those lines. I'll send a letter saying the proper way to dispose of the monkey is by fire, then he can send the message onto me.

At 9/8/09 06:52 PM, Jack wrote:

Yeah, reading the last couple of pages of this thread has made me depressed.

Pint, anyone?

Nah I don't drink, just smoke crack and inject meth into my penis every other hour to keep me mellow so I can go around fucking up everyone's lives. You need to read more of this thread probably and you'd realize that.

At 9/8/09 06:51 PM, Shreddy wrote: kiddo?! im older than you...

and Im not the one fucking this up, im merely giving you the shit you deserve.

Could have fooled me. You act like a fucking 12 year old. I'm merely living up to what you want me to be.

rob says at least give him the address so he can at least mail them and apologise for your gross inconsideration.

At 9/8/09 06:59 PM, Jezuz2 wrote: I'm merely living up to what you want me to be.

He wants you to send the fucking thing somewhere useful and then fuck off. Don't pass off your own problems onto him because you're holding his fucking monkey.

Jesuz fucked up...oh well.

Could we please stop the senseless aruging. It solves nothing and causes more problems.

Lets just get this trainwreak back on the tracks.

At 9/8/09 06:45 PM, Shreddy wrote: y'know its quite dissapointing to come back to this really

i hope the tour can carry on smoothly after this, but hey, what dya expect when an absolute waster takes part in something that requires an iQ of over 100...

That's not nice. Why provoke him? He's already pissed (even though he shouldn't be).

At 9/8/09 06:39 PM, Jezuz wrote: I don't need this shit. You all can wait for the fucking monkey. He's in Boston right now and I have no intention on telling my mother to send it out. You want a villain, here he fucking is, kids.
At 9/8/09 06:46 PM, Jezuz wrote: Better idea. Going to send this to a random address in Russia. Enjoy your day.

That's fucking mean. How many people still want this to work? You'd be intentionally upsetting all of them, and that's a real dick move. I'd lose every last bit of respect I had for you if you did something stupid like that out of anger. Stop being blinded by your emotions.

Jezuz and Shreddy, you're both being extremely fucking immature and stupid. You're bringing in your personal feelings for each other and making everything bad. STOP IT.

I can not decide If I should sent a Monkey Based Mercenary Squad or A Hostage Negotiator. Lets just get the little guy on his way and put this shit far behind us.

Clive is OK, +1
He will be mailed +1
The Tour WILL continue +1
US Postal Service instigates another fight -1
If Jezus ships the Monkey to Russia some prick will make a Furry hat outta him. -1

We come out ahead and beat the spread. Now lets all stop insulting and bickering and just let him mail the Monkey.

At 9/8/09 07:13 PM, Jezuz wrote: I was a very easy target. Now the target is simply shooting back.

Well, it's clear this thread is going no-where fast.

Jezuz can PM me when he's sent it to russia or fornoreason or tom fulp or whatever, but until then (or at least a day or two) this is going to be locked to let people cool down.

actually the monkey is the reason I've come back, I realise how much fun this can be for people to be involved with especially if we manage to carry it on after america.

so do us all a favour, stop creating this false personification for me and just send the damn monkey on.

Okay, things have calmed down a tad now.

I won't take any more jezuz bashing though. That shit should be behind you guys.

Comprehend pas?

ITT: 5 year olds.

Ok... I might have missed it, but is the monkey moving to its next stop, back to Shreddy or me?

At any rate I am glad that the monkey is back on the road!

well due to some abusive correspondance from Jezuz im led to believe that monkey is going to siberia or being dropped off a bridge...

At 9/9/09 11:13 AM, Shreddy wrote: well due to some abusive correspondance from Jezuz im led to believe that monkey is going to siberia or being dropped off a bridge...

Forget it, he clearly has no intention or ever had the intention of sending it because if he did he would have done it and not grabbed every fucking excuse under the sun - and that comes from a worthless shit who does the exact same crap constantly.

Jezuz: Send the monkey and fuck off.

oh and further more jezuz, you sent it and it got lost in the mail? Read page 12 bro. I call bullshit on everything he's said; he spent his money on drugs and had no way of sending it. The end.

At 7/2/09 01:34 AM, Jezuz wrote:

At 7/1/09 09:58 AM, Luis wrote: This shit takes too long.. it gets boring when people are keeping it for 3-4 weeks.. how hard is it to throw it into a box and mail it away.

I know. I've been so broke that 5 bucks for shipping is even too much right now, so I couldn't get into Boston on time, and when I could, I would be strung out on drugs so I was useless and would sleep the day away and forget. Really sorry guys. I fucked up with all this.

Although to be honest, he's been an afterthought until the past few days with the shit that's been going on.

At 9/9/09 11:45 AM, Jezuz wrote:

At 9/9/09 11:25 AM, citricsquid wrote:

Jezuz: Send the monkey and fuck off.

I'll be sending the monkey on, just not to anywhere on this continent :) This will be the last time I post in this thread. Have a good day guys!

I love how you don't even deny that you made it all up. Sure, be a shit person, but totally destroying other peoples projects which they put effort into? That's fucking disgusting and I hope you overdose on your drugs, scum.

This is the best page of this whole thread.

At 9/9/09 12:32 PM, Tramps wrote: This is the best page of this whole thread.

my favourite part was just before the break

At 9/9/09 12:32 PM, Tramps wrote: This is the best page of this whole thread.

I quite agree. I do however think that Jezuz would just calm down. I mean...Its a monkey...EVERYONE should calm down.

If Jezuz can just send the monkey on this whole thing could be forgotten, and yet, he feels that sending to to Russia will solve his problems and get back at Shreddy.

Come on Jezuz....Don't ruin this for us just because your getting back at Shreddy and others.