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Posted at: 7/5/09 12:03 AM

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At 7/2/09 01:34 AM, Jezuz wrote: I know. I've been so broke that 5 bucks for shipping is even too much right now, so I couldn't get into Boston on time, and when I could, I would be strung out on drugs so I was useless and would sleep the day away and forget. Really sorry guys. I fucked up with all this.

I'll give paypal you 15 bucks. you can use 10 on your drugs and 5 to ship that dumb stuffed animal. i mean seriously. if you know youre in like some deep drug binge. dont volunteer to be part of the project. Last i checked nobody forced people to take the damn thing.

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At 7/5/09 12:03 AM, Luis wrote:
I'll give paypal you 15 bucks. you can use 10 on your drugs and 5 to ship that dumb stuffed animal. i mean seriously. if you know youre in like some deep drug binge. dont volunteer to be part of the project. Last i checked nobody forced people to take the damn thing.

I volunteered while clean. Was on drugs, was clean for 6 months, the monkey was sent to me just as I started getting back into them. This wasn't even the only issue. Even if I was sober, we just had 3 weeks of fucking rain. Not a full day of sun until yesterday. So yeah, it was a toxic combination of general failure for Monkey's New England part of the trip, but who gives a shit. Things will start moving soon, and this thread will be back on track.

Anyhow, I got pictures yesterday finally. I'll get them tonight, fuck with the lighting a bit so they look the best they can, post them and send the little guy off Monday...tomorrow I guess.

I feel like shit for delaying it, but there's nothing I can do to about it besides move forward. Also whoever controls this fucking thing, the fuck is after the guy I'm supposed to send it to? I need an address to send him to or I'll send him somewhere else. NG HQ, OP's house, random NG'r in NH, anywhere to get him out of my house. Let me know.

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Posted at: 7/6/09 08:07 PM

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OK, I got a message from Dropkicked saying the info has been sent to Jezuz. Hopefully now it can get rolling again!


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Posted at: 7/7/09 09:18 PM

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Sent it out today. Anyhow, here's some pictures of Clive from the fourth. He was a bit of a dick, but what do you expect from a guy that smokes weed inside his drawer all day. He's bound to get moody as fuck when he's not lighting up. He escaped the car window and managed to jump up onto the roof of the car. I tried getting pictures of him, but the fucker kept moving around so I only managed to get one of him outside of the car.

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After that, he jumped back into the car. He realized my dog was freaking out, so he started to torment him.

God I fucking hate this monkey

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After a couple minute struggle with Clive, my dog gave up and jumped into the back. Clive was quick to follow, breaking the cup holder along the way. The dog tried jumping out the back window a few times, but eventually gave up once again and just crawled onto the floor board. Clive, being the IRL troll he is, started scratching at/biting/stepping on Buddy. This was seconds before I smacked him into submission. Once he woke up, he managed to smash my camera. It was a disposable, so not much harm done...

He broke the other camera before we got to the fireworks show. I think he doesn't like flash photography or something. Thinks it's stealing his black, corrupted soul I guess.

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Nice photos Jezus, thanks for getting him sent off!


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It's about bloody time! Jeeeeeeezzz.. Uz. ;P

I can't wait until Clive comes to England. Me & him are going to visit some extremely wild places, and takes load and loads of pictures too ofcourse.

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At 7/9/09 06:23 AM, ForNoReason wrote: Nice photos Jezus, thanks for getting him sent off!

Nah they're a bit shit. I would have done better, but my fucking digital camera broke on the way to the fuckin' fireworks, so I ran into CVS and bought a disposable. Ah well. I'm just glad the little shit is out of my hands now. I was sick of the stench.

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Posted at: 7/20/09 10:35 AM

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I'm starting to get a little worried as I still haven't received Clive.

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At 7/20/09 10:35 AM, Dropkicked wrote: I'm starting to get a little worried as I still haven't received Clive.

He was probably stopped in the mail for smelling like weed and was ripped apart days ago.

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What a shame.

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At 7/20/09 11:22 AM, Jawdyn wrote: What a shame.

I blame the druggie


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I am getting a little worried about Clive. In about 3-4 weeks I should be moving to college and the address will be different than what I have previously put down. Should I resolve this now or when my turn comes?


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thanks for totally fucking up the tour jezuz.

and a sincere thanks to everyone who tried to keep it going

-no ones home-


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Mannn I really thought this was going to work out.

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WHOOOOMP WHOOOOOMP...

I appreciate the huge amount of effort you put into this project, Shreddy.

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maaaaaaan, so it's confirmed lost? I looked over this thread a few times, wanted to see what happened. That's a shame, a huge shame :(


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At 7/23/09 08:54 AM, citricsquid wrote: maaaaaaan, so it's confirmed lost? I looked over this thread a few times, wanted to see what happened. That's a shame, a huge shame :(

Let that be a lesson kiddies, don't trust druggies!


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At 7/23/09 08:39 AM, Halvgoeden wrote:
WHOOOOMP WHOOOOOMP...
I appreciate the huge amount of effort you put into this project, Shreddy.

sarcasm?...

-no ones home-


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At 7/23/09 02:14 PM, Shreddy wrote:
At 7/23/09 08:39 AM, Halvgoeden wrote:
WHOOOOMP WHOOOOOMP...
I appreciate the huge amount of effort you put into this project, Shreddy.
sarcasm?...

No, legit. I think you did everything you could. This was an impossible project to manage, and you got it started. It was up to everyone else to finish the job. You did you part well.

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So Never will I see the Monkey, I are Saddest.

You know what, Fuck this. I will get another monkey and Take pics around KC and then send it to the who was supposed to be next.

I'll call him Clive 2. What do you guys think about that?

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At 7/23/09 03:22 PM, TheRipper00 wrote: So Never will I see the Monkey, I are Saddest.

You know what, Fuck this. I will get another monkey and Take pics around KC and then send it to the who was supposed to be next.

I'll call him Clive 2. What do you guys think about that?

Why doesn't everyone who would have gotten clive buy some sort of monkey or other stuffed thingy and take some pictures, then we can make an 'In Memory of Clive: MIA' Flash.

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Fuck you jezuz.


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At 7/25/09 05:21 PM, Homosecksual wrote: Fuck you jezuz.

I concur. If you fuck up something as simple as a stuffed animal, then I worry for your future.

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Now everyone thinks jezuz is a total dick.

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RIP Monkey Tour... It was a brilliant idea and died way to soon!


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At 7/25/09 05:28 PM, zrick wrote:
At 7/25/09 05:21 PM, Homosecksual wrote: Fuck you jezuz.
I concur. If you fuck up something as simple as a stuffed animal, then I worry for your future.

I third this. Jezuz, thanks a lot. This projext was going to be sweet, and now it's fucked up.

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At 7/23/09 03:26 PM, Halvgoeden wrote:
At 7/23/09 03:22 PM, TheRipper00 wrote: So Never will I see the Monkey, I are Saddest.
Why doesn't everyone who would have gotten clive buy some sort of monkey or other stuffed thingy and take some pictures, then we can make an 'In Memory of Clive: MIA' Flash.

You know, this isn't a half bad idea. Maybe this could work. I'm sure everyone is pissed at Jezuz.

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At 8/1/09 05:05 PM, joshylikes2smash wrote:
At 7/23/09 03:26 PM, Halvgoeden wrote:
At 7/23/09 03:22 PM, TheRipper00 wrote: So Never will I see the Monkey, I are Saddest.
Why doesn't everyone who would have gotten clive buy some sort of monkey or other stuffed thingy and take some pictures, then we can make an 'In Memory of Clive: MIA' Flash.
You know, this isn't a half bad idea. Maybe this could work. I'm sure everyone is pissed at Jezuz.

Yes. We can also dedicate it to how much Jezuz sucks (no offense, Jezuz, but let's be serious for a second if we could).

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