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Man Boobs 2009-04-03 12:38:21 Reply

So I have this annoying math teacher with the biggest set of man boobs I have ever seen. Since I must be weary of privacy stuff, we will refer to him as "Droopy". Droopy has disgustingly large man boobs and they flop around during class. I can't hardly pay attention to him as he works out problems on the board because his saggy man boobs flop around and smack the chalkboard and make me want to puke. They seriously look like the kind of saggy boobs that women get when they are old (you know, the whole fried eggs on a nail effect).

Anyway, Droopy heard me making fun of his "Bitch tits" with the rest of the class and he got ridiculously mad. His face turned bright red and he actually yelled at me during class. At first I was scared, but as he yelled his bitch tits bounced up and down and I laughed even harder.

So now I am in detention and the school is considering suspension. What do you guys think? Did I cross the line? Am I likely to get suspended or worse? How can I NOT laugh or be disgusted with something I didn't even think possible in a man?

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Response to Man Boobs 2009-04-03 12:40:44 Reply

Just say to him " you only got angreh 'cause what i was saying is true".


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Response to Man Boobs 2009-04-03 12:42:53 Reply

At 4/3/09 12:38 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: Droopy has disgustingly large man boobs and they flop around during class.

I'll teach you to laugh at my figure, you mean old wolf.

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Response to Man Boobs 2009-04-03 12:50:14 Reply

Who wouldn't laugh at him, if Iwas there and stoned I would laugh my head off.

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Response to Man Boobs 2009-04-03 12:50:18 Reply

I like making fun of people for things they can't control... like when I make fun of Jesus for being black...

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Response to Man Boobs 2009-04-03 12:51:55 Reply

Looks like someone should go on an diet.


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Response to Man Boobs 2009-04-03 12:54:05 Reply

"Oh sorry, I guess that there aren't qualities in everyone that can be made fun of, lighten up dude..."

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Response to Man Boobs 2009-04-03 13:05:56 Reply

Stop crying.


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Response to Man Boobs 2009-04-03 13:07:17 Reply

Buy him a bra!

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Response to Man Boobs 2009-04-03 13:24:11 Reply

Hahahahaha.

I guess you should learn to respect people's appearance, no matter what they look like. I just find it hilarious that he'd go so far as to giving you a detention - if you did that in my school, we'd all laugh it off... even the teacher!


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Response to Man Boobs 2009-04-03 13:45:21 Reply

Buy a bamboo cane, and cane your headteachers legs in till she/he begs for mercy, then on a random selection of days cane in his/her legs. She/he will be in constant fear of you, never knowing when the cane will be.

Then leave him/her a little message asking if you can be let off for the incident, and your sorted


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Response to Man Boobs 2009-04-03 14:00:25 Reply

At 4/3/09 12:42 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: I'll teach you to laugh at my figure, you mean old wolf.

Bring it on you half baked cartoon character!

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Response to Man Boobs 2009-04-03 14:48:47 Reply

At 4/3/09 01:45 PM, TheShyGuy wrote: Buy a bamboo cane, and cane your headteachers legs in till she/he begs for mercy, then on a random selection of days cane in his/her legs. She/he will be in constant fear of you, never knowing when the cane will be.

Then leave him/her a little message asking if you can be let off for the incident, and your sorted

You stole that from that thread where this guy pissed on another guys sofa. Douche.


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