Hmm I don't know what yous are smoking but Naruto is great. It's freaking awesome. I have to admit at the beginning when I wasn't into watching it, when my friends just started I thought it was stupid with a little kid who runs around his city doing stupid shit. But eventually I realized later after the introduction episodes, the main story is really nice.
I watch it in English subs, I refuse to watch dubbed because it sounds bloody horrible and all the swearing and violence is cut out. So sad... Mmmm that's american translations for ya. -.-
All the characters sound stupid in dubbed. Eng subs is he best.
And when you get to shippuden it gets even better because then everyones mature and it's more to our audience. The anime grew with the time period, which is pretty cool.
Hate it or love it. I don't care it's great. :P Same goes with Bleach. Don't get me started.