Saying inappropriate thing as a kid

[AlphaCentauri]

When you were a kid, did you ever here something your older brother said, or the kid in your class who already used cuss words was talking about, that you thought sounded cool, but was wildly inappropriate?

If so, then go ahead and tell us.

I was in 2nd grade and I overheard a 5th grader say the phrase "That not what your mom said last night!" I fell in love with the phrase, but had no idea what it meant. Eventually the day came when I was at my friends house, and his mom was in the living, and he said something, and I said, " That not what yo mama said last night! HAHA!"

She of course looked at me with a 'What the hell?' face. She then sat me down while she called my mom. I got in trouble, getting "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID?!?" screamed into my ear. I think i got grounded as well.

Anyways, I am sure some of you guys have some better examples, lets hear 'em.

[dark-crow07]

I told my grandfather that "I dont wanna catch the menopause" lol

[SolidLiquid]

i yelled fuck out load in 1st grade and the teacher forcefully washed my mouth with soup...

[Brass]

I heard the word fudgepacker somewhere, and ended up calling my Grandma it while we were eating at some fancy restaurant for her birthday. Everyone looked at me and I'm pretty sure I lost my Nintendo 64 for a week.

[yurgenburgen]

I remember one occasion as a child where I was stood in the living room naked (I'd just had a bath) and I yelled out the word "KNOB" at my parents. Knob being a swear word for penis. Anyway, they bollocked me and that was that.

[junkietomato]

At 4/2/09 07:05 PM, Somepurson wrote: I heard the word fudgepacker somewhere, and ended up calling my Grandma it while we were eating at some fancy restaurant for her birthday. Everyone looked at me and I'm pretty sure I lost my Nintendo 64 for a week.

I think Somepurson is a pretty cool guy. Eh calls his grandma fudgepacker oh her birthday and doesn't afraid of anything.

[BoshansStudios]

well, my parents never taught me what holding up the middle finger meant, and I did in first grade for a few seconds and all the other kids were like ooooooo you held up your middle finger. I tried to tell everyone I honestly didn't know what it meant and still got detention.

[YourFutureMaster]

I once said "do you spit or swallow" to someone because I heard it and didn't know what it meant.

[JKMonkey]

my friend played a joke on me in 3rd grade and told me that saying you lick carpet meant that you were cool, so I went around saying "Hey everyone, I lick carpet!" for two days until my dad told me what it meant

[Brass]

At 4/2/09 07:16 PM, JKMonkey wrote: my friend played a joke on me in 3rd grade and told me that saying you lick carpet meant that you were cool, so I went around saying "Hey everyone, I lick carpet!" for two days until my dad told me what it meant

Oh God I think you win.

[Maximus]

I Always used to talk in grade 1. My teacher called me a creature. I replied by telling her to go die.

[YourFutureMaster]

When I was a little kid I heard a girl say that she was on Viagra.

[Tri-elect]

Well it wasn't to long ago but my friend said "Thats what she said" and ever since everytime someone would say somthing nice about me I would reply "that's wat she said"

[Xarnor]

When I was about 5, I used to try to hang out with these 16 year old guys who lived across the street from me. One day, one of them told me that 'gay' meant 'cool' and I went around telling people that I was gay, thinking that I was telling them that I was cool.

[MushookieMan]

At 4/2/09 07:04 PM, SolidLiquid wrote: i yelled fuck out load in 1st grade and the teacher forcefully washed my mouth with soup...

teachers can't do that you fucking liar...

on another note, SOUP!

[9001]

If we shun things like that from our brains how can we know to live it. Maybe being unstressful isn't so good when you need to look for a hobby but I don't want limit imagination (but i never act on it)

[Adio]

At 4/2/09 07:07 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I remember one occasion as a child where I was stood in the living room naked (I'd just had a bath) and I yelled out the word "KNOB" at my parents. Knob being a swear word for penis. Anyway, they bollocked me and that was that.

This post is so fucking british.

[aninjaman]

I read a whole book of sex jokes when I was to young to understand any of them.
You can guess how that went.

[Pounce]

This is why you should never repeat things you hear

[shadow50000]

My mom yelled the"F" word out loud in the living room when I was 7 and the next week I cussed the teacher because she failed me on my test.

[Chdonga]

Back when I was a kid, the most inappropriate thing I'd have ever said was "This sucks!" or "Your mom!" I was so not like how I am now.

[Alex12345269]

At 4/2/09 07:04 PM, SolidLiquid wrote: i yelled fuck out load in 1st grade and the teacher forcefully washed my mouth with soup...

Do they really do that?

[AnasaziTribal]

At 4/2/09 07:40 PM, shadow50000 wrote: My mom yelled the"F" word out loud in the living room when I was 7 and the next week I cussed the teacher because she failed me on my test.

Oh hey newbie, this is the Internet, mommy won't ground you from your N64 if you say fuck.

[SolidLiquid]

not with soup with that thing you use take take a shower that i cant seem to learn how to spell...

yeah she did that to me but i was to ignorant to know if it was right or wrong

[Grimm1590]

I once said "Ho ho ho," because I had heard some friends talking about it and had no idea what "ho" meant.

[bgraybr]

My parents yelled at me for saying the word "hate" so you can tell how boring my childhood was.

[SkullofMaggots]

I asked my teacher what Homosexual ment in 3rd grade
...she told me to ask my parents

[theshadowwolf]

When I was about somewhere around 4-6, and went to Russia and visited my grandmother, I kept saying fuck and shit to seem cool or something... god, if I ever met myself, I would beat me shitless.

[Strategize]

I overheard a mexican comedian on TV say beaner when I was like 5 and went to school calling all my classmates and my teacher a beaner.

I went to a public school.

[flashwarrior]

I swear alot.

ALLLOOOOOOTTTTTT