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Biscuit-head

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Posted at: 4/2/09 04:33 PM

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Do they come in any extra sizes? Because I want to walk around in one of those.

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Jesus, are those for japs? Those look like pinky gloves.


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At 4/2/09 04:33 PM, crimsonballs93 wrote: Jesus, are those for japs? Those look like pinky gloves.

Haha more than likely.

At 4/2/09 04:33 PM, Biscuit-head wrote: Do they come in any extra sizes? Because I want to walk around in one of those.

I wonder if you would get arrested for wearing one, technically your not showing it.


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At 4/2/09 04:36 PM, www-kaywire-com wrote: wooow...amazing

You know you want it.


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I'd say it'd be pretty sweet to rip trough one whilst getting a boner, a la The Hulk.

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Jamoke

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lmao. Were the tassels on the tip really necessary?


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At 4/2/09 04:39 PM, THEJamoke wrote: lmao. Were the tassels on the tip really necessary?

It's to make them practical AND fun!

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I'd rather have a nose warmer. My penis is very snug in my jeans.


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At 4/2/09 04:39 PM, THEJamoke wrote: lmao. Were the tassels on the tip really necessary?

There no tassels, thats a draw string so it goes tight haha.


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That's retarded. If you keep your genitals warm your sperm count goes down. You could become infertile. They are supposed to stay cool.

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At 4/2/09 04:57 PM, MushookieMan wrote: That's retarded. If you keep your genitals warm your sperm count goes down. You could become infertile. They are supposed to stay cool.

That's the whole point. Your chances of getting a chick pregnant go down.

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Awesome, that will sort out my wet willy problem.

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At 4/2/09 04:39 PM, THEJamoke wrote: lmao. Were the tassels on the tip really necessary?

Obviously! Are you mad?

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At 4/2/09 05:03 PM, Pink-Ninja wrote: Best Invention since...... the last really good invention! I'm ordering twenty!

Do you have twenty cocks?

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At 4/2/09 04:57 PM, MushookieMan wrote: That's retarded. If you keep your genitals warm your sperm count goes down. You could become infertile. They are supposed to stay cool.

Cool = just under your internal body temp.

Which is why the balls are outside of the body.


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Am i the only one that saw its made out of freaking wool?

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LOL... funniest thing i've seen all year

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Thats the best thing ever next to this

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At 4/2/09 05:02 PM, Acid wrote: http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/1 063485/Willy-Warmer/Product.html

is what i'd get

"May get too hot for sensitive skin".

What the fuck?

Swallow your sugar pills, inject your saline, breath in some hydroxide mist and have a nice day.

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At 4/2/09 05:44 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
At 4/2/09 05:02 PM, Acid wrote: http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/1 063485/Willy-Warmer/Product.html

is what i'd get
"May get too hot for sensitive skin".

What the fuck?

Don't judge :(

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Its funny because penis.

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Winter just passed, and I feel like it's warm enough. I'll pass.

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That could come in handy...

Or could it not...

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