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Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:10 PM Reply

I checked the search bar an I'm very surprised this hasn't been done before.

Whether it's a real situation that actually took place, or something that you just thought of, what is the funniest/most awesome way to die.

My fave: One guy is a drunk driver who is driving in the wrong side of the road. He is about to go into a head on collision with someone, who right before crashing, pulls out a gun and shoots the drunk driver in the head, making sure that the drunk dies first.


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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:11 PM Reply

Alcohol poisoning.

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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:13 PM Reply

Go parachuting with no parachute.

Seriously, if I was told that I was going to die a painful cancerous death I'd get the money together for the highest commercial parachute jump and just not open the chute.

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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:14 PM Reply

I want to die fighting for my country.


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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:15 PM Reply

The best way to die would probably be quickly, doesn't really matter by what method, a slow death would be torture wouldn't it? Unless you enjoy pain or it's not painful.

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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:16 PM Reply

Death by Snu snu


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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:17 PM Reply

When Sirtom93 gets out, I'm going to hire someone to kill me.

That IS legal, right?

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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:18 PM Reply

Cracked out and weary from sex with that chlamydia-infested whore, you jump into your piece of shit car and barrel out of the driveway. Clipping the mailbox on your way out, you curse loudly out the window at the local skate punks, calling them "little cunts" and that "skateboarding is a pussy sport". Promptly, they skate over to the car, which is stalled due to a flat tire popped on the mailbox you rolled over. They pull your intoxicated ass out the car, and begin to pound the shit out of you with their parent-bought skateboards. You scream and hiss like a cornered animal, and soon you lose enough blood to pass out. When you wake up, you find you are in a dark basement, gagged and bound. They notice your awakening, and begin to pour acid down your throat. Simultaneously, they twist your balls and saw your penis off with a rusty, dull steak knife. Your penis falls into a bucket of formaldehyde, and as it shrivels up and hisses, you die from the bloody ulcers forming inside of your esophagus and stomach.

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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:22 PM Reply

At 4/2/09 03:18 PM, kovop wrote:

Yeah, he's got it.


Stop looking

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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:23 PM Reply

I don't know, being a hero, saving some children's lives or something, I don't know how to work that out though.


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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:25 PM Reply

At 4/2/09 03:16 PM, Armerad wrote: Death by Snu snu

lol...Futurama ftw!


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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:32 PM Reply

Probably in a HUGE explosion.


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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:43 PM Reply

At 4/2/09 03:32 PM, Helogale wrote: Probably in a HUGE explosion.

Screw that, I want a huge implosion. Specificly, the singularity ant the center of a black hole.

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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:43 PM Reply

OD on drugs prob, oxys or something

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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:54 PM Reply

having sex to death, when you fuck someone so hard that you die

how awesome is that?

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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 04:01 PM Reply

At 4/2/09 03:13 PM, Raguel wrote: Go parachuting with no parachute.

I always thought that if I 100% had to die, falling to my death from a great height would be the best way, because at least you'll get to experience the rush of free-falling before you hit the ground. One last thrill ride.

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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 06:32 PM Reply

Dying with a LAZOOR
Whenever you hear "IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOOR!" run as fast as you can, seriously.


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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 06:34 PM Reply

I remember hearing a while back that some guy died from a 12 hour sex orgy.


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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 06:34 PM Reply

At 4/2/09 03:13 PM, Raguel wrote: Go parachuting with no parachute.

Seriously, if I was told that I was going to die a painful cancerous death I'd get the money together for the highest commercial parachute jump and just not open the chute.

Agreed, id try my best not to resort to a sad suicide attempt in front of loads of people.


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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 08:38 PM Reply

A suicide bomber yells "ALLAH!!!" and then attempts to ignite the dynamite around his waist. It doesn't work so now he just attempts to run from the hundreds of americans chasing him. A man jumps him and the collision causes the dynamite to explode. Oops.


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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 08:42 PM Reply

Dying old in my sleep when I am ready to die? yeah.


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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 08:44 PM Reply

Death By Cat Bread

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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 08:46 PM Reply

That makes no sense. He shot himself?

Why didn't anyone in this thread bother to correct OP's story?


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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 08:48 PM Reply

die while riding on the tip on a 747 while "riders of the storm"is blasting from the loudest speakers ever then slowly climbing higher and higher and higher until it can't go anymore and that's when i use my jet pack to blast into space and then crash into the space station and send it plummeting into Washington.but before this i would write a fake terrorist threat saying the Russians will attack Washington.then as a retaliation America will release all of its nukes,then Russia will do the same thus ending most of the life on earth!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 09:00 PM Reply

At 4/2/09 08:46 PM, Michaelas10 wrote: That makes no sense. He shot himself?

Why didn't anyone in this thread bother to correct OP's story?

No, the other guy shoots the drunk driver.

One guy is a drunk driver who is driving in the wrong side of the road. He is about to go into a head on collision with someone, who right before crashing, pulls out a gun and shoots the drunk driver in the head, making sure that the drunk dies first.

I said, "He is about to go into a head on collision with someone, who" (who meaning, "someone"), "right before crashing, pulls out a gun and shoots the drunk driver." I wouldn't say that the "drunk driver shoots the drunk driver." I would say "the drunk driver shoots himself."


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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 09:01 PM Reply

At 4/2/09 03:16 PM, Armerad wrote: Death by Snu snu

Yes


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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 09:04 PM Reply

Bullet to the head in front of a crowd of thousands of children covered by live cameras broadcasting over millions of televisions all nice and detailed on a jumbo-tron for anyone not close enough to get rained on by your brain matter.


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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 09:11 PM Reply

At 4/2/09 09:04 PM, Dogmeat wrote: Bullet to the head in front of a crowd of thousands of children covered by live cameras broadcasting over millions of televisions all nice and detailed on a jumbo-tron for anyone not close enough to get rained on by your brain matter.

dude you got some fucked up mind...

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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 09:19 PM Reply

By cutting myself while listening to My Chemical Romance, XD

Nah, I would have to have something bigger happen. Like maybe Jump off of a building while there's a parade, although there might be people on the roof to stop people from getting on it. If so then I'd just drive a car into a bunch of people downtown, then go on a shooting rampage on a apartment roof. There suburban is actually pretty big and is sure to be able to hit a couple people, and it has plenty of room to carry huge guns such as a rocket launcher.


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Response to Best ways to DIE! Apr. 2nd, 2009 @ 09:53 PM Reply

A threesome on my hundreth birthday?


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