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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:06:17 Reply

Hey Tom, thanks for front page yesterday.


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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:06:21 Reply

My user header and forum signature is still censored!!


I'm no artist. I'm a talentless hack who loves to doodle/animate from time to time.

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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:06:22 Reply

At 4/2/09 02:31 PM, TomFulp wrote: As many of you noticed, yesterday we tried to change Newgrounds to comply with Chinese regulations and get unblocked in China.

Did you REALLY try to get Chinese approval for this site, or was that just a platform for all the jokes?

I find it hard to believe that there was anything serious behind all of it, given the number of blatant piss-takes and petty cultural slandering.

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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:06:46 Reply

Dude, yesterday was my favorite day of the year. I even posted my ratings in stereotypical Chinese/English. Thank you Mr. Fulp for poking the Fan-Boys, that can't look up from their monitors to check the date, in the eye. Now ,everywhere that doesn't observe yesterday as April fools Day, sorry you got caught in the middle. To everyone else who got all flamey and hostile, I say ' ;P ' Thanks Tom!

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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:08:02 Reply

What a scary april fools joke, for a second i though the chinese were taking over newgrounds.
you sure had me fooled xD

look at what the april fools joke did to this chicki.

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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:08:12 Reply

You should make a April Fools Wall of Shame. If those idiots couldn't figure out it was a joke from between the time they got on to the site and while writing you those stupid PM's then they deserve to be admitted to NGs wall of shame.

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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:09:26 Reply

I took a load of screen shots as proof and documentation. Link to the gallery


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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:09:47 Reply

it kinda stinks that we have been re-blocked in china, but it was a good choice on your part tom, thank you

also i don't think it was right for everyone to get mad at you for wanting to expand your website and for that i'm sorry it didn't work out

over a year of planing ruined in one day lol, that totally sucks dude, but at least we can say we gave china a glimpse of newgrounds right?
nice work tom

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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:10:21 Reply

It's funny to see how much racism is brought out from some of the members from such a little April Fool's gag.

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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:10:43 Reply

WOOT! All my 5 are belong to this!

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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:11:23 Reply

I love MindChamber but he doesn't love me anymore...

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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:11:46 Reply

I say the Chinese redesign was awesome. It was SUCCESS and stupendous.
Genius and insane, I loved it. Lots of people complained that it went too far, but I bit the bullet for the day. Completely worth it.
To keep in good standing with our double plus good government, I kept my banner censored.
In fact, it would be fun to see a 1984 parody for next year...


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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:11:55 Reply

At 4/2/09 02:31 PM, TomFulp wrote:
I belive i've seen videos on here of a man humping an animal on a play ground while childern watched, what happen to that tom.

Oh my...


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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:12:28 Reply

We all know it was a prank, tom. Figured it out once i saw the site.


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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:13:07 Reply

At 4/2/09 03:05 PM, henke37 wrote: Anyone got a complete set of word filters?
Newgrounds -> China
Flash -> Mental Excersice
Game -> Physicsal Excersize
The -> (nothing)
A -> (nothing)
Think -> I forgot

Newgrounds: China
Forum: rice paddy
April: China
Fools: Rules
Fool: Rule
F00l: Rule
"Fool's": Rules
"Fools'": Rules
joke: improvement
prank: improvement
layout: government
staff: comrades
Americans: Capitalist Pigs
American: Capitalist Pig
America: Capitalist Pigs
funny: class struggle
chinks: blessed people
chink: blessed person
animation: revolution
subjugation: cooperation
freedom: capitalist oppression

"it's": is
"don't": no

blammed: celebrated
blamming: celebrating
blams: celebrations
blam: celebrate
moderate: subjugate
moderator: oppressor
moderation: subjugation
remodded: executed
modded: subjugated
spammed: reformed
spamming: reforming
spammers: reformers
spammer: reformer
spam: reform
Kongregate: Imperialists
Armor Games: Capitalist Aggressors
ArmorGames: Capitalist Aggressors
flash: bicycle
flashes: bicycles
games: physical exercises
game: physical exercise
movies: mental exercises
movie: mental exercise
censorship: cleaning and rectifying
censored: cleaned and rectified
censor: clean and rectify

fucking: liberating
fucked: united
fuck: liberate
faggot: comrade
gay: awesome
ghey: awesome
bullshit: bowl of rice
shitty: lovely
shits: loves
shit: love
pisses me off: makes me happy
crap: love
cock: tank
bitches: ladies
bitch: lady
porn: fortune cookie
dicks: chopsticks
dick: Chinese

worse: better
worst: best
least: most
lame: great
stupid: stupendous
failure: success
FAIL: SUCCESS
hate: love
wrong: right
dumb: awesome
ugly: pretty
sucked: ruled
sucks: rules
sucking: ruling
suck: rule
boring: exciting
fake: real
angry: happy
agnry: happy
terrified: overjoyed
king: field person
queen: field person

users: workers
user: worker
noob: worker
n00b: worker
idiot: gentleman
idiots: gentlemen
moron: gentleman
fool: gentleman
death: victory
dying: farming
died: reincarnated
raped: revolutionized
rape: revolutionize
beer: sake
wine: sake
Bible: Manifesto
religion: opiate of the masses
religious: indoctrinated
abortion: mandatory civil duty
mature: unfortunate content
adult: unfortunate content

OMFG: Oh My Dictatorship of the Proletariat
zomg: Oh My Dictatorship of the Proletariat
OMG: Oh My Dictatorship of the Proletariat
LMAO: giggle
LOL: giggle
GTFO: Leave in disgrace

sad: happy
bad: good
ban: reform
lie: truth
ass: bottom
God: Dictatorship of the Proletariat
BBS: rice paddy
Tom: Chairman Fulp
mod: oppressor
fag: comrade
the:
teh:
AG: Capitalist Aggressors
NG: China
a:
scores: levels of enlightenment
score: level of enlightenment
submissions: offerings
submission: offering
cunts: hearts
cunt: heart
fucks: citizens
votes: wishes
vote: wish
cum: future seed
tits: nourishments
tit: nourishment
vagina: life tunnel
blowjob: happy time
anal: surprise
lesbian: ideal
website: THE STATE
wtf: WELCOME TO FORTUNE
think: accept
fuckers: imperialists
fucker: imperialist
tibet: great province of the People's Republic of China
swear: oath
blockers: assistants
blocker: assistant
blocked: improved

crappy: beautiful
unblock: oppress
thread: communication
cartoon: means of production
balls: wontons
Public Radio: Socialist Manifesto
ray: heavenly beam
sale: redistribution
shirt: textile
our: collective

oppose: subvert
eat: consume with relish
not liking: very enjoying
atack: embrace
attack: embrace
blood: water of life
pisses: empowers
pissed: empowered
piss: empower
annoying: empowering
annoy: give

motherfucker: imperialist
motherfuckers: imperialists
trade: redistribute
filter: enhancement
wordfilter: word enhancement

sumfin like that

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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:14:50 Reply

At 4/2/09 03:08 PM, peanutkill2 wrote: What a scary april fools joke, for a second i though the chinese were taking over newgrounds.
you sure had me fooled xD

You should just fucking kill yourself right now you shit sucking douchebag.


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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:15:18 Reply

Thank you!!!!I hated not seeing the action and now I do!!!!!!!!!!!WOOOO-HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:15:28 Reply

I'm glad you didn't shut down the flash and audio portals as well as the blogs. But I'm upset we're blocked again.


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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:17:13 Reply

lol


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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:18:31 Reply

Finally, we can post in the forums again and watch Mature and Adult rated stuff

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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:18:45 Reply

Well thats totally not fair!


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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:18:52 Reply

Yesterday was hilarious. You guys did a good job there, congrats.

I think I voted 0 on the 8-bit waterslide when it was under judgement. I feel like an asshole now :(


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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:19:31 Reply

and i was just getting to like the red army too...


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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:19:45 Reply

I had no idea people couldn't link a joke with a joke day. Noobs get pissed at such trivial things.
Good joke though Chairman Fulp. It gave me lulz.


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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:20:01 Reply

wow. this shit can go straight to the hatemail section for people to laugh at. it's amazing how little people can just express their opinion in a regular way. Most of these suckers can't even spell, for God's sake.
I kinda liked the restyle, too bad it didn't last. the censorsh** however wasn't that cool : /


And now for something completely different.

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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:20:20 Reply

At 4/2/09 03:05 PM, henke37 wrote: Anyone got a complete set of word filters?
Newgrounds -> China
Flash -> Mental Excersice
Game -> Physicsal Excersize
The -> (nothing)
A -> (nothing)

Tom - Chairman Fulp
BBS - Rice paddies
Think - Accept
(Unknown) - Bicycle

I think that's all of them, but I'm not sure what word was turned bicycle.


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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:21:05 Reply

Wow that's hilarious that no one thought it was a prank. I must say you guys caught me off guard at first and then I realized - wait it's april fool's!. Good job newgrounds.

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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:21:25 Reply

so you wasn thinking about loseing members from every wear else in the world just to get unblocked in china?

tom, not your best idea...not your worst

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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:22:36 Reply

At 4/2/09 03:20 PM, maxvm wrote:
At 4/2/09 03:05 PM, henke37 wrote: Anyone got a complete set of word filters?
Newgrounds -> China
Flash -> Mental Excersice
Game -> Physicsal Excersize
The -> (nothing)
A -> (nothing)
Tom - Chairman Fulp
BBS - Rice paddies
Think - Accept
(Unknown) - Bicycle

I think that's all of them, but I'm not sure what word was turned bicycle.
At 4/2/09 03:13 PM, redsN64 wrote: Lots of translations

Oh, that's a lot more than I first thought. Forget my first post on the subject, then.


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Response to Re-Blocked in China 2009-04-02 15:23:27 Reply

Wow, I though people had calendars and stuff to check if there was 1st of April. ESPECIALLY when they see NG being all red and weird they should check! LAWLz at them.


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