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Bwahahhaha, I can't believe so many people are so stupid and didn't realize it was freakin APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!! Screw China, they're gonna take over the American economy eventually, anyways.
lol, some of these quotes are pretty funny.
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Wow, I think those people took this way too seriously. Did you people not notice that the changed took place on April Fool's Day?
Nice leval icons like the person below me said. I thought it wasa great idea untill I logged on yesterday and saw even 8 bit waterslide was blocked from my view. Yesterday things were so bad I actually thought that the site was down and I would come back in an hour. Saddly I was greated with the same missing functionality. I mean it was all fine in good untill any movie you watch or post made gets changed or morphed into a chiniese social form. Im sry you had to negotiate for a year but I mean think about it if you nigotate for a year and there going to block everything you got to reprioratize.
Thanks for enjoying this review. :)
shut down PORTALS??!!! Oh, those ricebrained despots may screw theirselves, NG means PORTAL dammit!
And also, I think I ll do a good flash for this Pico Day.
wait...that was a joke? *facepalms* dammit HDLink stop being stupid. very clever there guy, very clever. mean, but clever.
wow if this was a joke it was pro haha nice tom. but yeah if it did ever come to the site being changed for money then i dont think alot of people would be happy. Theres a saying that you cant make perfect any better
i cant believe people actual fell for this.
man that a pity china blocked again man you know i thought finally china can be a part of newgrounds first i thought it was a aprilfool joke butt its not
finally, it's back to normal! and besides, why should newgrounds be changed just because china wants it to? and how would you even know they would buy the stuff here? why should china want it to be changed just because they want to? what if a few people ask it to be changed? and you say no? why should there be any difference? and before anyone thinks, 'he wanted it changed so he can make more money' just think about it, how would you know they would buy stuff? i know alot of people who know about this site... they never bought one thing...
wait it was a april fools joke? oh... man i am a dumass... i should have read the comments or something if it was or something... damit, i bet i look like an idiot...
At 4/2/09 02:31 PM, TomFulp wrote: This one is especially ironic because Australia is experimenting with it's own government-run web filter:
"I can't even leave a comment on my own page without it being horribly altered please do something because before you know it everyone from Australia, America and everywhere else that doesn't agree with this tampering of opinion is gonna leave Newgrounds and Verbally demolish it (call it a pile of festering horse dung and tell people not to go on it!!
The real irony will be when next year, we celebrate being unblocked in Australia. After all, their freedom of speech controls are almost as bad as those of certain communist Asian regimes, besides China.
Ironic how most people paniced, when i came into newgrounds and saw china almost everywhere i was basically like. "Meh nothing new." Then just went to try a few games, looked around, saluted the really ugly chinese guy who had taken over my icon. (Yes i do not know him cause i dont give a rats dunghole about china.)
Great to see everyone calmly taking the april fools joke so well, but you gotta be really stupid not to see that its a april fools joke. April fools has gotten so old nothing surprises me.
Wooo, Tom, you really scared me over the past few days. I swear to god when I found all the flash portals blocked I couldn't help but cry inside (not actually cry but almost so).
Sure, you miss out on $56,000 on annual revenue but seriously, these fucked up games is what makes newgrounds what it is.
I was gonna quit my account when I found "LiuBao"'s name printed on every page, but now I feel happy to begin making my own work.
Expect to see some flash crap from this crazy English kid soon, Tom XD.
All the best
Tom Bamford (BrokenToe)
P.S. Good luck with April and the baby :)
ah well it was nice while it lasted
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