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Many of you have noticed our big change around here: We've been unblocked by China!
For months now we've been lobbying Chinese government officials to allow our site to be viewed by Chinese citizens. It was a long process, and began over a year ago when we talked with Google about what concessions they had to make in order to make their site accessible. So after a year of negotiating and more months of planning, here we are! As you can see, we've skinned the site in honor of this momentous agreement with the Chinese government.
I'm sure lots of you are wondering why we even bother with China at all. Well, as of January 2009 China represents 298 million people with web access. If one tenth of one percent of them visited here each month, we'd have 298,000 more visitors. If just 1% of those new visitors bought t-shirts, we're looking at 2,980 sales and an additional $59,600 in monthly revenue. These numbers are too big to ignore any longer, especially when Americants can't afford shirts and our country is one trillion dollars in debt to China! Good news is, these shirts are U.S. made so there is job creation going on.
Anyway, we DID have to make several concessions to some higher-ups, but nothing more drastic than anything Google had to do when it launched there. They were only tiny changes, and truthfully you won't notice any difference at all.
Now, help me welcome our new Chinese neighbors to our community!
And now, I leave you with the following required viewing!
This is the game JohnnyUtah and I have been working on.
I am so happy to see Newgrounds in China! I come here for games and movies and now see that they have been censor for my protection! Maybe some day I become moderator for Newgrounds! I love you Tom!
"Go home, commie!" - Ancient American blessing
At 4/1/09 02:32 AM, NeNe wrote: FREE TIBET.
OMG I can't believe they allowed you to post "Tibet" in the state-run forums! They're a bunch of cunts you know! They made my mother have an abortion when she was pregnant with my sister!
At 4/1/09 03:23 AM, NeNe wrote: NO FAIR.
Hmmm, I think "no fair" should be something we censor too. Take that you fuck!
At 4/1/09 05:04 AM, bob wrote:
Bob sir you have learned Chinese language in honor of momentous day in Newgrounds history? This is wonderful and very respectful!
At 4/1/09 10:36 AM, brucelee wrote:At 4/1/09 05:04 AM, bob wrote:Bob sir you have learned Chinese language in honor of momentous day in Newgrounds history? This is wonderful and very respectful!
Thanking you for very warm welcome Bob. It is very happy time to being on Newgrounds finally.
I take time from set to say thank you to you, Chairman Fulp.
You have make great strides in bridging our two worlds,
I with my films and you with your games.
Its so quiet without have imperialists in chat, when they not selling weapons to 3rd world countries they are spamming the forums LOL
GIVE ALL FOR CHAIRMAN MAO OR GIVE BACK FREEDOM
Fulp, my Lord.This is going to far.It was funny for a couple of hours but now its annoying.I don't even know what flashes to watch or whatever.This just isn't right.I want teh old newgrounds.The newgrounds we all know and love.Everybod of cuz of this China thing.PLZ!GIVE US OUR LOVABLE OLD NEWGROUNDS BACK!
Live your life happily because if you don't...you will die alone and sad. ~Me
no boo this is not good i dont like it when i put America in i get copatilist pigs im frankly upset and very angry and feel wronged im opposed to this i guess i need to replace china with commie bastard then ok i will fairs fair ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahhahahahahahah kill china
the word Fiter is gone!
the revolution has begun!
NOW MY BROTHERS! FOR FREEDOM!
"Guns don't kill people, the government does."
- Dale Gribble
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Seriosuly, WTF IS THIS???
All the good Flash's are blocked now! This is just ridiculous... The chat-moderating, the f****ing dictatorship on cartoons, and now the AVATARS???
TOM! THIS is BAD! You may gain China, but you're gonna loose a lot more then what you gain from this!
If this is some April fools joke, it's gone waaaay too far!
At 4/2/09 03:06 AM, Rig wrote:At 4/2/09 03:03 AM, bental wrote: If this is some April fools joke, it's gone waaaay too far!lol
C'mon, you agree with me right? I'm surely not the only one agitated by this?
At 4/2/09 03:01 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Best April Fools ever.
i hat NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN NNNNDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
'Embrace The Dictatorship of the Proletariat of the Great Province of the People's Republic of China.
Dexter Season 5: "Psychopaths in love. It's like Zodiac and Juliet."