A step by step guide-losing weight!

[milktoast]

Put down the chocolate cake you fat piece of shit, I'm going to teach you how to lose weight.

All I hear all day from fat people (yes, I'm friends with some fat people, and yes, I have my anti fat cape on) is "whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy am I soooooooooooooo faaaaaaatttt?? *nom nom nom*"
"whyyyyyyyy have I got faaaaaaat genes?"

Well I've got news for you, you hoggle washing snake bitch. The only type of gene's that are fat are the ones you get custom made at the local wallmart. So fuck you and listen up.

1) exercise
2) stop whining and being pathetic
3) Stop eating shitty food
4) lose weight

Get it? Got it? Good.

Maybe after you lose weight you can stop smashing the keyboard and deleting the keys with your pudgy hands, and actually type something. Maybe, just maybe, you'll be able to lose see your penis and have tits smaller than Dolly Parton.

NOW GET ON THE TREADMILL YOU FAT WRECK!

[Gorgorothx]

HAHA the name calling on this post smells of victory.

[milktoast]

April fools - all you fatties will never lose weight.

[Fleshlight]

You couldn't be more wrong

[Kasrikin]

smells like something, but not victory.

burnt fat

[Sensationalism]

I don't think step two is completely necessary, i bet i could do it without following that one, haha.

[NeNe]

I LOVE FAT AMERICAN BOYS.

[Xi-Jinping]

the a the a

[brucelee]

Compliance with these directives may accept with desired responsibility. I have has a sister sibling who is often consumption many Mac-Donalds. She is often heave but when I am thinking that is too much so I find to stand back away and also to meditate with other thought topics. I myself am a very perticipant in the healful fruit and other empowering vitamin.

At 4/1/09 01:07 AM, milktoast wrote: Put down the chocolate cake you fat piece of shit, I'm going to teach you how to lose weight.

All I hear all day from fat people (yes, I'm friends with some fat people, and yes, I have my anti fat cape on) is "whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy am I soooooooooooooo faaaaaaatttt?? *nom nom nom*"
"whyyyyyyyy have I got faaaaaaat genes?"

Well I've got news for you, you hoggle washing snake bitch. The only type of gene's that are fat are the ones you get custom made at the local wallmart. So fuck you and listen up.

1) exercise
2) stop whining and being pathetic
3) Stop eating shitty food
4) lose weight

Get it? Got it? Good.

Maybe after you lose weight you can stop smashing the keyboard and deleting the keys with your pudgy hands, and actually type something. Maybe, just maybe, you'll be able to lose see your penis and have tits smaller than Dolly Parton.

NOW GET ON THE TREADMILL YOU FAT WRECK!

[Ping-Pong-Lu]

In China you must having permit to purchase big american meal at from McDonalds. With no having permit only can having water and rice.

[Mai-Pi]

I LOVE Cute boy. Even cute when fatter. Still I taste lot!

[Dong-Wei-Gong]

At 4/1/09 03:39 PM, Mai-Pi wrote: I LOVE Cute boy. Even cute when fatter. Still I taste lot!

YOU ARE HOT!

[Rob]

I want get hot cutes, all on my own, all to my face. Yes! Chinese sisters are best. Long live vagina!

[bob]

At 4/1/09 05:30 PM, Rob wrote: I want get hot cutes, all on my own, all to my face. Yes! Chinese sisters are best. Long live vagina!

What are you doing, Rob, speaking in tongues? I don't get it. LOL :)

[Ping-Pong-Lu]

At 4/1/09 05:31 PM, bob wrote:

At 4/1/09 05:30 PM, Rob wrote: I want get hot cutes, all on my own, all to my face. Yes! Chinese sisters are best. Long live vagina!

What are you doing, Rob, speaking in tongues? I don't get it. LOL :)

is rob being a mechanical cyborg worker?

[homor]

At 4/1/09 02:34 AM, NeNe wrote: I LOVE FAT AMERICAN BOYS.

hey look! i'm quoting a fictional charecter!

[AnalogStick]

Yes I agree that eyes are a vital organ.

Btw, what's with chairman mao appearing only on some users?

[REDSPADES]

I concur with all the guidelines and rederick in this thread.

[1337]

That pic of the asian michelin man made me laugh out loud.. its like he's wearing a suit..

[Lorkas]

Hey thanks for the advice, CAPTAIN FUCKING OBVIOUS!

Why don't you make a guide on how to GET A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND where you'd say "LOLOL U NOOBS HAVE NO LIEFS SO I MAEK GUID HEER IT IZ:..."

[RocketFetus]

At 4/1/09 05:30 PM, Rob wrote: I want get hot cutes, all on my own, all to my face. Yes! Chinese sisters are best. Long live vagina!

Oopsie Poopsie :P