Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

At 11/5/09 10:56 PM, Heinrich wrote: Last night I dreamt I was at school and after eating something I started to turn into a girl. I looked more and more feminine until I found a way to reserve it after telling someone I wanted to go back to my original gender.

i loled pretty hard at that pic.

Last night I dreamt I was in my basement going to grab something and all the sudden the Cambodian child I'm sponsoring is on top of my fridge and was babbling broken English about something. I woke up after getting this dream a few times in between other dreams that I can't remember or explain.

Last night I dreamt that I was a swordsman with two or three Drow warriors from the Forgotten Realms franchise. One was a female wizard and another was a swashbuckler. We were in a dungeon fighting monsters and trying to get somewhere. As we progressed, one of the Drow left the party. Once we got to a strange room, I switched to another dream.

I love this thread.

At 11/7/09 01:26 PM, Heinrich wrote: Last night I dreamt that I was a swordsman with two or three Drow warriors from the Forgotten Realms franchise.

that is one kickass dream, mine usually end up with me exploding or in suicide to get out of it

i smell new meme

At 11/7/09 02:36 PM, Nofartjokes wrote: i smell new meme

So do I.

This is about as much as I can remember from my dreams normally.

actually, the chinese guy getting hit by a car driven by a 2 year old was part of my dream last night

At 5/13/09 07:31 PM, Heinrich wrote::

I ran to the beach and saw an island with a Stonehenge-like structure. I walked through the water until it was waist deep and make contact with an underwater stone bridge. I walked the underwater bridge towards the island and finally got there.

I then woke up.

Cthulhu is coming. prepare yourself for the coming madness.

Oy, back from work and ready to post the second dream I had.

After my adventure dream, I dreamt I was in front of a house where on the lawn was a pile of record albums just laying on there. I picked up one and it was a music album featuring Sonic the Hedgehog. I just hope it didn't go platinum.

Then I brought the albums to a thrift store and one of the workers placed them all on the shelf and then I woke up.

At 11/6/09 09:23 PM, Heinrich wrote: Last night I dreamt I was in my basement going to grab something and all the sudden the Cambodian child I'm sponsoring is on top of my fridge and was babbling broken English about something. I woke up after getting this dream a few times in between other dreams that I can't remember or explain.

I know exactly what goes in your head young sir and right now I feel quite scared for that little girl

At 6/10/09 05:23 PM, LardLord wrote: for the love of god, nix the furry rat that seems to be living on your philtrum

Why has my sage advice gone unheeded?

Oh ho man. This totally gives me inspiration to start using Photoshop.

I might try to photoshop an old dream I had sometime, but right now I'm kinda tired. Maybe tomorrow.

Part 1

The night before Remembrance Day I dreamt I was in a town somewhere in Africa. We were spreading topazes in patterns across the streets for some celebration. I remember some of my co-workers being there as well.

Part 2

During the festival, I was lead to an old, messy house with one elderly man and two other that looked like they were in t their forties. It turned out they were war veterans from World War II and the Vietnam War. I talked with them and discussed how I could spread their message through Remembrance Day.

I woke up only to find it was Remembrance Day.

The next night I dreamt that I was on a highway swarmed with military trucks invading my area. Fortunately, they were crashing into each other and kept getting shot with missiles. In order to stay alive I had to pretend I was dead.

At 11/12/09 05:29 PM, Heinrich wrote: The next night I dreamt that I was on a highway swarmed with military trucks invading my area. Fortunately, they were crashing into each other and kept getting shot with missiles. In order to stay alive I had to pretend I was dead.

like that would work

I only recently discovered this thread, but it truly is epic.

I went through all the pages some point last week.

Another dream I just remembered was that I was near this plantation where I was with a man and an entire crowd. There was an important person standing there and the person next to me asked for a gun. For some reason I had a gun and handed it to him thinking he wants to show me something.

The man then proceeded to shoot the important person and I realized that he was an assassin. I then woke up.

I had a dream once where me and my friends were at my house watching a movie. Then we all fell asleep. When we wake up we find out that we've been kidnapped by a couple of horny girls, and we were naked and chained up to a wall. Then they proceeded to rape us. Needless to say, it was pretty nice.

Although when I woke up, I shouted 'fuck'.

lol

Last night I had a really bad sleep but had two interesting dreams.

I dreamt I was in a space shuttle and there was absolutely no way to reproduce in space. Instead we make these small eggs to hatch children that resemble fish eggs and they were very delicate and floated everywhere. The ones I touch kept breaking and the infants growing in them died. I felt really sad for breaking them until I went to my next dream.

I'll join in on the fun.

Part 1

The next dream I had I was naked on a conveyer belt in the school library preparing for time travel or something. In my dream there where six Terminator movie settings and I couldn't remember which one was the one I had to go into. I asked the librarian who didn't notice my indecency and directed me to Terminator 4. I went on the conveyer and got through the portal to find John Conner in college.

Part 2

After going into the portal, I found John Conner in college majoring in robotics and Homer Simpson was there also. As soon as the three of us where there a T-800 came out of nowhere and started shooting as us. Homer tried to deflect the bullets with a book about reflection and refraction.

All hell broke loose until I woke up at 4:00 AM.

At 11/16/09 07:24 PM, Heinrich wrote: Part 2

After going into the portal, I found John Conner in college majoring in robotics and Homer Simpson was there also. As soon as the three of us where there a T-800 came out of nowhere and started shooting as us. Homer tried to deflect the bullets with a book about reflection and refraction.

All hell broke loose until I woke up at 4:00 AM.

Lawl, it's so typical of Homer... Your dream are fantastic dude. wish I could dream more :(