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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-07 14:36:40 Reply

i smell new meme


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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-07 14:47:43 Reply

At 11/7/09 02:36 PM, Nofartjokes wrote: i smell new meme

So do I.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-07 15:22:46 Reply

This is about as much as I can remember from my dreams normally.

actually, the chinese guy getting hit by a car driven by a 2 year old was part of my dream last night

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I disagree with the lack of hedgehog in this thread.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-07 16:14:16 Reply

At 5/13/09 07:31 PM, Heinrich wrote::

I ran to the beach and saw an island with a Stonehenge-like structure. I walked through the water until it was waist deep and make contact with an underwater stone bridge. I walked the underwater bridge towards the island and finally got there.

I then woke up.

Cthulhu is coming. prepare yourself for the coming madness.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-07 19:10:28 Reply

Oy, back from work and ready to post the second dream I had.

After my adventure dream, I dreamt I was in front of a house where on the lawn was a pile of record albums just laying on there. I picked up one and it was a music album featuring Sonic the Hedgehog. I just hope it didn't go platinum.

Then I brought the albums to a thrift store and one of the workers placed them all on the shelf and then I woke up.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-07 19:36:17 Reply

At 11/6/09 09:23 PM, Heinrich wrote: Last night I dreamt I was in my basement going to grab something and all the sudden the Cambodian child I'm sponsoring is on top of my fridge and was babbling broken English about something. I woke up after getting this dream a few times in between other dreams that I can't remember or explain.

I know exactly what goes in your head young sir and right now I feel quite scared for that little girl

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-07 19:39:36 Reply

At 6/10/09 05:23 PM, LardLord wrote: for the love of god, nix the furry rat that seems to be living on your philtrum

Why has my sage advice gone unheeded?

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-07 19:50:33 Reply

Oh ho man. This totally gives me inspiration to start using Photoshop.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-07 20:23:45 Reply

I might try to photoshop an old dream I had sometime, but right now I'm kinda tired. Maybe tomorrow.


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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-12 15:01:53 Reply

Part 1

The night before Remembrance Day I dreamt I was in a town somewhere in Africa. We were spreading topazes in patterns across the streets for some celebration. I remember some of my co-workers being there as well.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-12 15:16:17 Reply

Part 2

During the festival, I was lead to an old, messy house with one elderly man and two other that looked like they were in t their forties. It turned out they were war veterans from World War II and the Vietnam War. I talked with them and discussed how I could spread their message through Remembrance Day.

I woke up only to find it was Remembrance Day.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-12 17:29:28 Reply

The next night I dreamt that I was on a highway swarmed with military trucks invading my area. Fortunately, they were crashing into each other and kept getting shot with missiles. In order to stay alive I had to pretend I was dead.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-12 17:57:16 Reply

At 11/12/09 05:29 PM, Heinrich wrote: The next night I dreamt that I was on a highway swarmed with military trucks invading my area. Fortunately, they were crashing into each other and kept getting shot with missiles. In order to stay alive I had to pretend I was dead.

like that would work

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-12 18:34:37 Reply

I only recently discovered this thread, but it truly is epic.

I went through all the pages some point last week.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-12 20:39:01 Reply

Another dream I just remembered was that I was near this plantation where I was with a man and an entire crowd. There was an important person standing there and the person next to me asked for a gun. For some reason I had a gun and handed it to him thinking he wants to show me something.

The man then proceeded to shoot the important person and I realized that he was an assassin. I then woke up.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-14 21:12:25 Reply

I had a dream once where me and my friends were at my house watching a movie. Then we all fell asleep. When we wake up we find out that we've been kidnapped by a couple of horny girls, and we were naked and chained up to a wall. Then they proceeded to rape us. Needless to say, it was pretty nice.

Although when I woke up, I shouted 'fuck'.

lol

Lol.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-16 18:40:58 Reply

Last night I had a really bad sleep but had two interesting dreams.

I dreamt I was in a space shuttle and there was absolutely no way to reproduce in space. Instead we make these small eggs to hatch children that resemble fish eggs and they were very delicate and floated everywhere. The ones I touch kept breaking and the infants growing in them died. I felt really sad for breaking them until I went to my next dream.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-16 18:43:06 Reply

I'll join in on the fun.

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For my next trick, I will need a condom and a volunteer.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-16 19:03:30 Reply

Part 1

The next dream I had I was naked on a conveyer belt in the school library preparing for time travel or something. In my dream there where six Terminator movie settings and I couldn't remember which one was the one I had to go into. I asked the librarian who didn't notice my indecency and directed me to Terminator 4. I went on the conveyer and got through the portal to find John Conner in college.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-16 19:24:47 Reply

Part 2

After going into the portal, I found John Conner in college majoring in robotics and Homer Simpson was there also. As soon as the three of us where there a T-800 came out of nowhere and started shooting as us. Homer tried to deflect the bullets with a book about reflection and refraction.

All hell broke loose until I woke up at 4:00 AM.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-11-16 20:25:39 Reply

At 11/16/09 07:24 PM, Heinrich wrote: Part 2

After going into the portal, I found John Conner in college majoring in robotics and Homer Simpson was there also. As soon as the three of us where there a T-800 came out of nowhere and started shooting as us. Homer tried to deflect the bullets with a book about reflection and refraction.

All hell broke loose until I woke up at 4:00 AM.

Lawl, it's so typical of Homer... Your dream are fantastic dude. wish I could dream more :(


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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2010-02-06 00:21:16 Reply

It's been too long since I last posted my dreams. I haven't had very many lately.

Here's one I had a few nights ago:

I dreamt that I was in my trench coat, a wide brimmed hat and wielded a katana and I was fighting crime near a movie theatre. I whacked them with my katana and reported back to my school. A kid in my class then walked in and accused me of possessing illegal items and I went after him before I woke up.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2010-02-16 18:57:22 Reply

A few nights ago I dreamt that I was in a desert not too far away from a farm and I found a nest of a cat and many newborn kittens. Most of the kittens were dead or were piled by sand. I just went on my knees to examine them only to have crushed a few kittens.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2010-02-16 19:49:04 Reply

Two nights ago I dreamt I was in the Avatar program and I was wandering around Pandora with some of the Na'vi. We noticed that the humans were making theme parks on Pandora and instead of fighting them we just joined in and started partying.

It was pretty eventful but I can't remember the full dream.

Not bad for first time Na'vi-ifcation. =P

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2010-02-16 20:07:54 Reply

At 2/16/10 07:49 PM, Heinrich wrote: Two nights ago I dreamt I was in the Avatar program and I was wandering around Pandora with some of the Na'vi. We noticed that the humans were making theme parks on Pandora and instead of fighting them we just joined in and started partying.

It was pretty eventful but I can't remember the full dream.

Not bad for first time Na'vi-ifcation. =P

This... This just made my evening. You don't look too bad as a Na'Vi, by the way.


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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2010-02-16 20:15:20 Reply

At 2/16/10 08:07 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: This... This just made my evening. You don't look too bad as a Na'Vi, by the way.

Thank you. My avatar looks quite fake compared to others you may find on Google images.

I really need a good tutorial on this because I'm starting to get some ideas...


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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2010-09-28 21:10:53 Reply

It's been ages since I last posted here. Now that I'm trying to improve my photoshop skills I would like to hear some constructive criticism and possibly some links to tutorials to help me learn better if you guys have the time to do so.

Last night I dreamt I was in the Fallout world as a Paladin of the Brotherhood of Steel. I was trapped in a dead end in the ruins of the DC ruins and was shooting at raiders and super mutants. I fought until I woke up.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2010-09-28 23:03:59 Reply

At 2/16/10 08:15 PM, Heinrich wrote:
At 2/16/10 08:07 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: This... This just made my evening. You don't look too bad as a Na'Vi, by the way.
Thank you. My avatar looks quite fake compared to others you may find on Google images.

I really need a good tutorial on this because I'm starting to get some ideas...

Tutorial delivery for ya, also keep up the good work!

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2010-09-30 18:33:25 Reply

PART 1:

Last night I had a long and crazy dream that was like Fallout, Predators and a whole bunch of classic B-movies into one.

I dreamt that I was in a middle of a forest with a bunch of guys. We had no idea why we were here but something was very wrong indeed...

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2010-09-30 18:39:40 Reply

And theeeen........?