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I dreamt I was near my computer with a chimpanzee hacking my PSP so I could play old Nintendo games on it. The chimp finally hacked it and I was on my computer trying to find my emulators until I woke up.

I love your Nazi Dream.

At 5/25/09 09:51 PM, T-N-T wrote: I love your Nazi Dream.

I love his dreams in general.

I dreamt that I was in an Indian market with someone and we were dirt poor. We tried finding money and eventually found some and started to purchase a few items from the market place.

Reminds me of my trip to a Mexican market a month ago.

these are hella funny

they are

Once again I dreamt I was in the military, enduring the cold with other soldiers behind my back. They knew I was trying to escape the military so they sent troops to capture me. I got away by hiding underneath the snow in order to escape.

Okay, sub-conscious brain, enough with the soldier dreams already!

At 6/1/09 06:44 PM, Heinrich wrote: Once again I dreamt I was in the military, enduring the cold with other soldiers behind my back. They knew I was trying to escape the military so they sent troops to capture me. I got away by hiding underneath the snow in order to escape.

Okay, sub-conscious brain, enough with the soldier dreams already!

lol. I love your dreams, you never said what medication your on. Is it medication for anything important, or just for dreaming?

At 6/4/09 07:26 PM, bl00db47h wrote:

At 6/1/09 06:44 PM, Heinrich wrote: Once again I dreamt I was in the military, enduring the cold with other soldiers behind my back. They knew I was trying to escape the military so they sent troops to capture me. I got away by hiding underneath the snow in order to escape.

Okay, sub-conscious brain, enough with the soldier dreams already!

lol. I love your dreams, you never said what medication your on. Is it medication for anything important, or just for dreaming?

I asked my parents and they do not know. Right now I think it's a combination of my medications with Respiridol and celexa. I don't think I spelled them right but they are close to what I take.

I take the medication to fix a chemical imbalance in my brain and to lower depression.

Anyhow, disturbing dream last night.

I dreamt I and my mother were serial killers. I would guide a person from a village away and then kill the guy by striking it with a shovel and we would bury the gory bodies until we were discovered.

I dreamt that V from "V for Vendetta" was in town and it was all dark. He was climbing a rope while throwing daggers at people. He did some things with some explosions and running while kicking ass.

It was a long dream and if I could remember the whole thing, this would've been divided in parts.

Last night I dreamt that I was in this cave with other people and sticking out of the walls were thick wires made of gold. We were not allowed to take the gold but one small girl took some gold anyway. A weird thing about the cave is that it fills up or down with water depending on the water pressure some people do when adjusting water flow.

Try getting high and do this!

for the love of god, nix the furry rat that seems to be living on your philtrum

Last night I dreamt I was at my work place looking at some VHS movies and then all the sudden a giant pink elephant arrived and went rogue. It ended up terrorizing the town until I woke up.

At 6/16/09 07:44 PM, Heinrich wrote: Last night I dreamt I was at my work place looking at some VHS movies and then all the sudden a giant pink elephant arrived and went rogue. It ended up terrorizing the town until I woke up.

Giant pink elephant, haha. Genius. I really love your dreams! Keep posting them!

Last night wasn't so pleasant. I dreamt I was in this house that was mostly white try to do something until something went wrong. I started to turn into a fly. Others in my family transformed into other things like a grape bush.

I woke up feeling uneasy.

Part 1

A few nights ago I was ion this old mansion-like building full of Catholics. I am a Christian but I just ran around inside the building until I met up with a Jesus-like figure. I wasn't sure if he was the real Jesus and our visit was brief.

At 4/4/09 03:57 PM, Heinrich wrote:

Anybody ever seen Jeepers Creepers?

YES. i had a dream he was flying around outside my house at night and I was looking out the window and he was landing on different house tops, just flying around. God it was horrible.

Part 2:

The Catholics excommunicated me and several other kids. We were banished to the cold winter where we journeyed until I woke up.

I had a dream I was walking through the city then a giant woman attacked people and then I look up th see she was going to step on me...I woke up feeling like I was in a Disney movie gone horribly wrong but that what I get for eating chili peppers at 1:30 in the morning

At 4/2/09 06:58 PM, Heinrich wrote: Months before Christmas, I dreamt I was riding on a giant bat and he told me he hated Christmas. We flew around towards some Christmas shops only to see my sister leading a penguin raiding party to pillage the stores.

This form is screwed up

2 bad i cant use photoshop

Well, I guess I'm back to Photoshopping my dreams.

Part 1:
After watching too many Avatar trailers, I dreamt that I was a soldier with modern weaponry and we were travelling through a thick forest. All the sudden, The Na'vi come out of the forest and start shooting arrows at us.

We positioned the trucks in a circle, got in the middle and attempted to fend them off with m16's. We had advanced weaponry while they had sheer numbers.

Once it got dark, the attacks stopped.

Part 2

A group of soldiers and I ran into the woods to pursue lour enemies. We were near a beach and there was only a female Na'vi left. One of my men threw a grenade at it and set the forest on fire until I woke up.

This thread has such epic amounts of win. I must keep it alive!

Last night I dreamt I was at school and after eating something I started to turn into a girl. I looked more and more feminine until I found a way to reserve it after telling someone I wanted to go back to my original gender.

At 11/5/09 10:56 PM, Heinrich wrote: Last night I dreamt I was at school and after eating something I started to turn into a girl. I looked more and more feminine until I found a way to reserve it after telling someone I wanted to go back to my original gender.

Good god i missed you and this thread

So, wait... What is the name of this medication?

Another dream was I was sailing with Garfield along the coast near the Cabins in my area. I had the ability to teleport on and off the boat.

The problem was I was being hunted down by a family who wanted to kill me. I had to use my powers in order to keep my safety.

This thread is ace, Heinrich. Great work!

Maybe I'll post a dream at a later date, once I've had an interesting one.

Heinrich, whatever you're taking, please don't stop taking them soon. These are literally the best photoshops I have seen, and in one thread, extra win. More win than when I first saw this thread, in fact.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS THREAD!