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I was in a metal canoe on a river near a river village like Venice. This was in Australia and I was sailing down the river infested with sharks. While trying not to fall into the water.

I dreamt I was in a dungeon with some other people and we were fighting orcs much like Lord of the Rings. I had the sword, Anduril, and was hacking and slashing around. One person cut an orc's throat while I finished it off by beheading it and the battle raged on until I woke up at noon.

I was in a theatre watching a movie when all the sudden I needed to go to the bathroom. I walked into the bathroom only to find piles and piles of Pokémon cards and SNES games. I grabbed as much SNES games as I could carry until it switch to another dream.

After my last dream, I dreamt I was in a tent with a small gothic girl. It was getting dark and the girl grabs a tarantula she got for her birthday and showed it to me.

Since then, I got nasty images of tarantulas in my slideshow of a dream until I woke up.

I dreamt I was a bat flying around a children's park that was infested by dinosaurs, many of which ate meat. Some tried to snap at me when I was low enough for them to take a chance at biting my ass.

As retaliation, I grabbed and broke as many eggs as possible so there would be fewer of them in the future.

I kept breaking eggs until I woke up.

I dreamt that there were large islands in the Great Lakes of North America. Homer Simpson was a pig farmer who lived in a town on top of a waterfall on top of the island. A flood broke out Homer and many pigs followed by logs were washed away through the waterfall and eventually landed in the lake.

It was one bumpy ride!

I had this dream a long time ago.

I dreamt that there were two schools: one is Chinese and the other is Japanese. They were huge rivals to the point of ethnic war. I was in the middle and each side tried to get me to take a side despite my obvious European background.

This was one long dream so I'm dividing this dream into parts.

PART 1:
I dreamt I was a Nazi in my town in the country of Nazi Germany. I was in my town with a gun and in a Nazi uniform defending my home from attack. It seemed like mostly aerial assault and I fought bravely.

PART 2:
After the battle, I was in an office being awarded an Iron Cross medal and praise from Adolf Hitler himself. He talked how Nazi Germany would take over the continent and other Nazi ideologies.

PART 3:
I get accused of treason and plotting to assassinate Hitler (Which I did plot) but I was already discovered and had to run. I ran across my neighbourhood and hid in some ditches and poorly made underground bunkers and tunnels. There were some people who hid me out of good heart.

PART 4:
I finally escaped the man hunt and I returned to Hitler's office with a rifle and shot right at him. Unfortunately, Hitler had some friggin' super powers and the bullets bounced right off of him. He laughed and Heinrich Himmler walked in with a shotgun to finish me off.

I then woke up during the ordeal.

At 5/23/09 02:10 PM, Ehwaz003 wrote: I'd like to know what medication you are taking. That is, if you are willing to tell this. I'm curious to know what it is that generates such odd dreams.

Unfortunately, I do not know what they're called. I'll find out later because my parents are out of town at the moment.

I dreamt I was near my computer with a chimpanzee hacking my PSP so I could play old Nintendo games on it. The chimp finally hacked it and I was on my computer trying to find my emulators until I woke up.

I dreamt that I was in an Indian market with someone and we were dirt poor. We tried finding money and eventually found some and started to purchase a few items from the market place.

Reminds me of my trip to a Mexican market a month ago.