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i wrote down all my dreams breifly, there on my userpage but i need to update it with more that i wrote and updated in depth description one i have done, cba though.

At 4/3/09 08:04 PM, jinxworld70 wrote: Ok, so me and my 3 friends were crashing at my other friend's house one night, and there were 3 smokin chicks there who all thought we were really hot, but we didn't have condoms, so we had to avoid sleeping with them, cause if they got pregnant we would have to do child support and crap like that, so we all fell into the TV, into what looked like the arms of a big, shadowy Ivan OOze (I had watche Parody Rangers the movie so far the night before)and he was holding us captive INSIDE the TV, and we were all naked now. So he told us the only way out was that we had to MASTURBATE on him, so, seeing no other choice, we did, and he let us out of the TV, but we were still naked, and we couldn't let the girls see us, cause that would spark the sex we didn't want, so we all colectively made our way to my friend's parent's room (for some reason this was his house from when we were kids) and we put on some of THEIR clothers (which just happened to fit us) and we found a box of (guess what) condoms. so we finally were all about to get freaky and I was gonna have the time of my life, but right before we could actually do it, I woke up

I spent the next 2 hours trying to fall back asleep.

Rofl, I had several dreams like that once, twas' epic ;D
That was fucking hilarious, if only it were a wet dream :/
Once had an epic dream where I was being chased by mud-monsters, and I was fighting em 0.0
You sir, have made my day 8)

Anyone else had dreams like this? :D

At 4/7/09 08:29 PM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote: i wrote down all my dreams breifly, there on my userpage but i need to update it with more that i wrote and updated in depth description one i have done, cba though.

Sounds like Fallout to me...

I dreamt I was seeing ancient Egypt in a bird's eye view and was going up the Nile River. I saw the ancient Egyptians working on roads and then I woke up.

NIIIMBUSSSS

I've had relatively weird dreams despite not taking drugs. I once dreamed I was taping marbles to walls. I also dreamed of a competition around a stable in the desert where people had to roll something under the stable doors from the outside into the stable and someone inside the stable had to catch whatever they were rolling. Another dream I had involved the observance of the Loony Toon characters and King K Rool on a radar screen with a magma background. The characters on the screen were represented as shadows. In reality, they were swimming through a giant pool that had glass walls with submerged holes in them. Another dream: I walked down to my basement and saw a bunch of Casperisque ghosts flying around. I became friends with a baby ghost and we floated around the basement for hundreds of years. After awhile I transformed into a black girl or something and started walking upstairs again. My basement and the first floor was separated by about a thousand stories of stairs, so it took forever. The list goes on.

At 4/7/09 09:18 PM, rifledark1 wrote:

At 4/3/09 08:04 PM, jinxworld70 wrote: I spent the next 2 hours trying to fall back asleep.

You sir, have made my day 8)

I am glad I could hep create this fine day!

At 4/2/09 07:05 PM, dark-crow07 wrote: Replace Seymour with me and you get the idea

I'm never pleying Final Fantasy all night ever again!

The same thing happened with me and solid snake

I'm never watching the mgs collab again

i love this thread =)

Hein, this thread is amazing. Your dreams are so odd, please keep posting them, lol.

At 4/9/09 09:31 PM, Heinrich wrote: By the way, there's going to be a lengthy hiatus for this thread. Tomorrow I am leaving for Mexico so I won't be posting any dreams until maybe April 20th.

However, I'll keep a log for any dreams I have over there and come back with a dream marathon so stay tuned!

I bet they'll contain tacos, Aztec pyramids and/or some dude called pedro with a thick moustache.

What the hell is with you and messed up dreams?!

That sounds like FUN!

At 4/4/09 03:57 PM, Heinrich wrote: Anybody ever seen Jeepers Creepers? I had two nightmares about it.

The first one, I dreamt it was chasing me through a toy store and I was trying everything I can to get away. I tried throwing stuffed animals at it but little help that did. I woke up before it got me.

I had one about him too. He was standing outside, in front of my house, peering at me through the trees. The setting was in autumn, and it was unusual, since it's been more than a year ago since I saw the movie. He ended up teaming up with me, and we started joking around, at a store, rating women, ect. It was a fucked up dream, but still it was pretty funny.

You need to send me a bottle of those pills.

At 4/28/09 09:02 PM, Heinrich wrote: I dreamt that I was at a park digging through trash and I found a box of a Limited Edition video game of Star Wars that includes video game discs, DVDs, stickers, a poster and other cool Star Wars trinkets.

This dream led to another one.

Yay you're back!!!

This thread is going to be sitting in my bookbarks for a loooooooong time.

One of the best ideas on Newgrounds

These dreams are awesome

Don't you mean, this award?

At 4/6/09 08:19 PM, NoobKillsNoobs wrote: One time, I had a dream where I was fucking a fat chick.

Best Dream Ever.

I had a dream where I was a fucking fat chick

Best Dream Ever.

see how it can be changed by switching the order of words?

awesome

At 3/31/09 10:34 PM, Heinrich wrote: Needless to say, I got the stuffing beaten out of me before I woke up.

Hah, thats hilarious. Too bad you didn't win..