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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-03 21:27:15 Reply

I got this nightmare years ago. I dreamt I was in a cold dark room that was like a bunker. I walked through the halls only to find a severed head and a clown hammering nails onto a corpse's head.

I woke up shivering out of fear trying to get back to sleep. It was one of the most freaky nightmares I remember.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-03 22:29:13 Reply

This one I had a few Christmases ago.

I dreamt that I woke up during Christmas and walked downstairs only to find the Grinch stealing my loot and making a run for it. I chased that green fucker out the door and then chased him on a sled while he had a skidoo.

I woke up before I could capture him.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-04 14:27:50 Reply

I had a lot of messed up dreams in m lifetime but this one takes the cake.

I dreamt I was walking down the hallways in my trench coat then all the sudden I got shot from behind. I got up to my feet and roared like a lion before running to the school shooter and took a bite out of his neck. There where more school shooters and I took them down one by one. They shot me many times but I kept on going like I was immortal. I stole one of their guns and shot each school shooter.

After the incident, I was a bloody mess and I woke up.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-04 14:33:27 Reply

Kids, don't do drugs.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-04 14:44:50 Reply

At 4/2/09 07:44 PM, Heinrich wrote:
Fun Fact: A VERY small percentage of me in Native American.

A small part of you is in a Native American?


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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-04 15:00:52 Reply

At 4/4/09 02:44 PM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote:
At 4/2/09 07:44 PM, Heinrich wrote:
Fun Fact: A VERY small percentage of me in Native American.
A small part of you is in a Native American?

No, a very small percentage of me IS Native American. Just a typo.

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And in speaking of school shootings, I once dreamt there was a school shooting at my school and I was a Spartan alongside of King Leonidas. The students ran past us and were sworn to protect them from any harm. We stood our ground as more students ran past us and we waited for the perpetrator to show up to us Spartans.

I then woke up.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-04 15:10:05 Reply

Your dreams are epic.


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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-04 15:57:47 Reply

Anybody ever seen Jeepers Creepers? I had two nightmares about it.

The first one, I dreamt it was chasing me through a toy store and I was trying everything I can to get away. I tried throwing stuffed animals at it but little help that did. I woke up before it got me.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-04 21:12:50 Reply

This one was like "The Happening". I got this a month or two ago.

I dreamt that this pink flower sprouted from the ground and grew taller and grew more flowers becoming more magnificent with each passing second. Once the flowering plant matured, it released spores all over the place and all the sudden pink plants started growing everywhere, even on humans!

All these pink plants sprouted from my body and soon the spores engulfed the world and the world became infested with pink plants and thus almost putting humans and other living organisms extinct with only people from space observing out downfall.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-04 21:18:35 Reply

Alien.
The Grinch.
300.
Jeepers Creepers.
The Happening.

I think you watch too many movies. Or... Not enough PORN movies.


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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-04 21:21:37 Reply

At 4/4/09 09:18 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Alien.
The Grinch.
300.
Jeepers Creepers.
The Happening.

I think you watch too many movies. Or... Not enough PORN movies.

Every weekend when I have money, I either go out to see a movie in theatres with some friends or rent some movies and watch them with my family so yeah, I watch a lot of movies on weekends.

I really need to cut back on my movie budget.


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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-04 21:24:08 Reply

At 4/4/09 09:21 PM, Heinrich wrote:
At 4/4/09 09:18 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Alien.
The Grinch.
300.
Jeepers Creepers.
The Happening.

I think you watch too many movies. Or... Not enough PORN movies.
Every weekend when I have money, I either go out to see a movie in theatres with some friends or rent some movies and watch them with my family so yeah, I watch a lot of movies on weekends.

I really need to cut back on my movie budget.

When I was really into TES IV: Oblivion, I dreamed that I had a pistol (unrelated to the game) and I was shooting ghosts and zombies in a dark house. The zombies could be seen, but I had to use the spell detect life (highly related to the game) to see the ghosts. But in Oblivion the ghost are visible.

God it was cool.


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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-05 12:19:54 Reply

It's not enough that I dream about movies. Now I dream about videogames.

I dreamt that I was on a United Nations-like space port where I was a representative of Earth with aliens from all over the galaxy. Soon enough, Sarah Kerrigan showed up and we all attacked her. Kerrigan destroyed everything in the room while we kept shooting at her with no avail.

After a minute, the entire room was damaged and I was the only one alive in the room with Kerrigan. I ceased shooting and she left the room and I waited for the Protoss to show up to rescue me from the port.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-05 14:26:51 Reply

My first job has came back to haunt me last night.

I dreamt that I was a waiter who served food to people in a restaurant. I tried my best but it got stressful with me serving tons of food with angry people all around me. The customers were not impressed with my services.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-05 14:30:11 Reply

At 4/5/09 12:19 PM, Heinrich wrote: After a minute, the entire room was damaged and I was the only one alive in the room with Kerrigan. I ceased shooting and she left the room and I waited for the Protoss to show up to rescue me from the port.

Yeah the Protoss are cool dudes. Always there to give a helping hand.

At 4/5/09 02:26 PM, Heinrich wrote: My first job has came back to haunt me last night.

I dreamt that I was a waiter who served food to people in a restaurant. I tried my best but it got stressful with me serving tons of food with angry people all around me. The customers were not impressed with my services.

Damn you look like a French guy on this picture XD

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-05 14:37:03 Reply

At 4/2/09 07:44 PM, Heinrich wrote: I dreamt that I was running through a forest with my deceased golden retriever dog.

Rowdy!


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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-05 17:45:54 Reply

I got this one a while ago. It's a mixture of a movie and memory. I once worked for an old man and helped repaired his house. I also saw Gran Torino a month or two ago.

I once dreamt that I was working for Walt from "Gran Torino" and I worked so hard with repairs, tending the yard and getting him beer and he just hurled insult after insult at me. Too bad there was no worker's union in my dreams.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-05 17:54:04 Reply

You sure did have a lot of trippy dreams my friend.


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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-05 18:08:40 Reply

At 4/5/09 05:54 PM, T-N-T wrote: You sure did have a lot of trippy dreams my friend.

Trippy indeed.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-06 18:21:16 Reply

Last night I dreamt that I was on an old train with other classmates. One of them, an obese, unpopular kid with zero common sense (he's in my Social Studies class) grabs me by the neck and threatens to break my neck just because I made some jokes about Sonic the Hedgehog.

Luckily the teacher was there and got him to let go of me and another kid that used to go to my school kicked the crap out of the fat kid that previously attacked me.

Started bad but it got better.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-06 19:10:31 Reply

At 4/6/09 06:21 PM, Heinrich wrote: One of them, an obese, unpopular kid with zero common sense (he's in my Social Studies class)

"Obese" is just a fancy word for Fat


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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-06 19:11:25 Reply

At 4/6/09 07:10 PM, MitchBoing wrote:
At 4/6/09 06:21 PM, Heinrich wrote: One of them, an obese, unpopular kid with zero common sense (he's in my Social Studies class)
"Obese" is just a fancy word for Fat

Obese is worse than just fat.

Also your dude looks pregnant XD


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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-06 19:19:33 Reply

At 4/6/09 07:11 PM, Proottalfain wrote:
At 4/6/09 07:10 PM, MitchBoing wrote:
At 4/6/09 06:21 PM, Heinrich wrote: One of them, an obese, unpopular kid with zero common sense (he's in my Social Studies class)
"Obese" is just a fancy word for Fat
Obese is worse than just fat.

Also your dude looks pregnant XD

Let's use inequalities to solve this, Obese > fat = Get off your ass and do something.
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He does look Pregeant!


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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-06 19:22:33 Reply

sorry, Obese >_ Fat


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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-06 19:27:06 Reply

That's the best fucking dream so far.


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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-06 19:35:55 Reply

you make fun of Sonic and you have it coming.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-06 20:03:05 Reply

A few nights ago, I dreamt that the world economy got so bad that the world fell into another Great Depression. The Americans got desperate and invaded Canada in order to get natural resources to repair their economy.

I was trying to defend my house before I got overwhelmed by the Americans and woke up. CellarDoor6 would approve of this dream.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-06 20:19:09 Reply

One time, I had a dream where I was fucking a fat chick.

Best Dream Ever.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-07 20:02:21 Reply

Last night was horrible. I dreamt I was playing Warcraft II on the football scenario and then I was inside the scenario right on the football field. I remember carrying the football being chased by Orcs ready to beat the shit out of me for the football.

I HATE sports and this dream just fuels it.

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Response to I'll Photoshop my Dreams 2009-04-07 20:06:40 Reply

At 4/6/09 08:03 PM, Heinrich wrote: A few nights ago, I dreamt that the world economy got so bad that the world fell into another Great Depression. The Americans got desperate and invaded Canada in order to get natural resources to repair their economy.

I was trying to defend my house before I got overwhelmed by the Americans and woke up. CellarDoor6 would approve of this dream.

Hi. My name is Proottalfain and I approve this mess- err I mean dream.

Proottalfain = Canadian

..........filler.........


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