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Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud NEUTRAL LEVEL 04

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(I've searched the forums on revenge threads, none I saw pertain or contain info on messing up computers.)

There is a 19-year old child who lives in my house, and just recently he deleted my iTunes off of my computer. Doesn't sound like a big deal, right? It is. Doing that broke my last nerve persay, and now I am out for some good revenge. (Wanna hear something worse? Today I go into the bathroom and find that my shaver is covered in hair. I got mad. After my suspicion leads me to investigate, I find out it wasn't even him. He let one of his friends use MY SHAVER. No need to emphasize the frustration I have.)

Here is the deal. I want to do something to his account on the computer that will totally screw his account over, or at least screw something up or mess with it. I know there are many other physical ways to deal with this, like breaking his "DJ" speakers or equipment, or destroying something else of his, but since of course I live with this person in my fathers house and still being 15, have to deal with this imbucile of a being.

So, any ideas on how to screw up his account without actually backfiring on myself and having the same happen to my account because of my mistake?


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Posted at: 3/31/09 07:04 PM

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Throw his computer off the roof
problem solved

This is pure, assisted self-destruction

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Take a screenshot of his desktop and make it the background. Then, move all of his files into one of the folders on the desktop.

Now, when he clicks on something, nothing will happen because it's actually just the background.


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Step 1: Cut a hole in the box
Step 2: Put your dick in that box
Step 3: Get him to open the box.

Nah, but seriously. Is it vista or XP?


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Send him a virus. It's not as hard as you'd think.

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At 3/31/09 07:05 PM, DND-Productions wrote: Take a screenshot of his desktop and make it the background. Then, move all of his files into one of the folders on the desktop.

Now, when he clicks on something, nothing will happen because it's actually just the background.

This is a quality idea. My friend did that to me on April fools day last year and it was a HUGE pain in the ass.


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i say remove all the internal components, if he's as much of a retard as i think he is he'll probably not have a fucking clue why his pc won't turn on

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I think he's funny how you called him a child, even though he's an adult. Oh, and you're younger.

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Install a keylogger and fuck with his emails.

well, like, you couldn't, like, find it because, like, you're dumb, god
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At 3/31/09 07:04 PM, STEM wrote: Throw his computer off the roof
problem solved

they are using the same computer

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I've got a good one. Melt a chocolate bar and rub it all over his screen and keyboard and then tell him you took a shit on his computer.


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At 3/31/09 07:10 PM, BoboMcNipples wrote:
At 3/31/09 07:04 PM, STEM wrote: Throw his computer off the roof
problem solved
they are using the same computer

lol ur name is funny


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At 3/31/09 07:05 PM, DND-Productions wrote: Take a screenshot of his desktop and make it the background. Then, move all of his files into one of the folders on the desktop.

Now, when he clicks on something, nothing will happen because it's actually just the background.

Don't forget to go to his taskbar, click "unlock," and minimize it ass far as it could go. Then, right click it and press "don't automatically show taskbar," so it's extremely hard to find. Then, his entire account would be practically useless.

Also, move those files into the trash can. Not into any other folder. It's his problem if he accidentally deletes them, right?

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Don't forget to password your own account so he doesn't log into it when his doesn't work.


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Download a shitload of kiddie porn and call the authorities.

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At 3/31/09 07:22 PM, o0-0o wrote: Download a shitload of kiddie porn and call the authorities.

Thanks for all your help everyone. Now to resolve something. WE BOTH USE THE SAME COMPUTER. He can't afford one, and I don't have a job, and only one available is our dads, so I can't go around smearing chocolate or installing a virus onto the computer. Anywho, he already has a whole load of tranny porn (*shivers* oh gosh, wtf, thats just discusting *shivers*), so now that I klnow, I think I'll use that.


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Write pingas on his wall.

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put a password on the account

done

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At 3/31/09 07:02 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud wrote: There is a 19-year old child

Wait...What?

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Agian, this is just iTunes! Why would you get revenge on someone who deleted a program on a computer!? Just install it agian and add security measures so he cant uninstall it!

You need to stop being such a soft skinned spammer and just deal with it. Revenge isnt going to restore iTunes as it once was and would problably prevoke the "child" to do worse things.


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Learn batch "programming" as easy as baking popcorn from microwave and can fuck up your buddy's computer.

Once you learn/program a "virus", put it on his desktop and change the icon/name to look like a popular browser icon (firefox, IE)

Of course I assume no responsibility for your dumbass if he kicks your ass

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In b4 system 32.

Lock or delete his account.

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At 3/31/09 07:05 PM, DND-Productions wrote: Take a screenshot of his desktop and make it the background. Then, move all of his files into one of the folders on the desktop.

Now, when he clicks on something, nothing will happen because it's actually just the background.

That's a sick idea! But instead of moving the files just deleted all everything on the desktop. You man, are a genius.

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At 4/3/09 07:15 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud wrote:
At 3/31/09 07:22 PM, o0-0o wrote: Download a shitload of kiddie porn and call the authorities.
he already has a whole load of tranny porn (*shivers* oh gosh, wtf, thats just discusting *shivers*), so now that I klnow, I think I'll use that.

Oh...But that might be your dads...

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See if his passwords are saved, and send gay porn to everyone everywhere.

Go to this fucking blog right now: http://inyourfaceheh.blogspot.com/

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I suggest that you remove one or two essential chips from the computer (like remove both RAM chips) and whenever you use the computer put them back in. He will have no clue what is going on (assuming he doesn't know shit about computers) and he will be pissed when he sees you using it with no problems.

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paly the i am walrus really loud!1

that song is horrorable


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At 3/31/09 07:06 PM, ApotheosisLost wrote: Step 1: Cut a hole in the box
Step 2: Put your dick in that box
Step 3: Get him to open the box.

OH FUCK!
WHAT HAVE YOU STARTED!

Best revenge to screw up computer?

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Type %0|%0 in Notepad, save it as a .BAT and make a shortcut to it with the icon of the internet or something he uses really often. If he clicks it, it'll either crash the computer or make him log off. In fact, you could make craploads of shortcuts to represent every single folder, file, and application on the desktop.


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At 3/31/09 07:05 PM, DND-Productions wrote: Take a screenshot of his desktop and make it the background. Then, move all of his files into one of the folders on the desktop.

Now, when he clicks on something, nothing will happen because it's actually just the background.

this is the best/funniest idea i have ever heard
do this, seriously, thats freakin hilarious

i gotta try this sometime

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