they will be lunging at your peen at all hours of the day.
I dropped out in the third grade, and spent all my time at the arcade.
It only had a $1 joining fee! It was a special offer.
At 3/30/09 11:54 PM, Garthredbunlove wrote: It only had a $1 joining fee! It was a special offer.
That's your problem. Girls don't get for cheap men. You need to spend some big bucks.
I'm sure some fat, semi-retarded woman is shallow enough to like you for such a stupid reason.
Thanks to Shakyjake for the sig.
At 3/30/09 11:57 PM, shadowslayer1313 wrote:At 3/30/09 11:54 PM, Garthredbunlove wrote: It only had a $1 joining fee! It was a special offer.That's your problem. Girls don't get for cheap men. You need to spend some big bucks.
That problem leads to another problem. I haven't got any money D=
At 3/31/09 12:00 AM, Helogale wrote: I'm sure some fat, semi-retarded woman is shallow enough to like you for such a stupid reason.
how will he meet a fat, semi retarded woman who is shallow enough to like him for such a stupid reason at the gym?
I dropped out in the third grade, and spent all my time at the arcade.
Girls aren't attracted to just muscles, they pay attention to mostly your money and how gullible you are.
After they suck all your money, blood, and soul out, they'll leave you.
At 3/31/09 12:05 AM, Pounce wrote: Girls aren't attracted to just muscles, they pay attention to mostly your money and how gullible you are.
After they suck all your money, blood, and soul out, they'll leave you.
Should I be acting smart... or gullible so they take my money?
At 3/31/09 12:23 AM, Garthredbunlove wrote: Should I be acting smart... or gullible so they take my money?
Neither
Fuck them then leave them before they can latch onto you
At 3/31/09 12:28 AM, Pounce wrote:
Neither
Fuck them then leave them before they can latch onto you
Says the guy that hasn't fucked anything.
Just be an obnoxious, moronic douche.
Also, grow a spine.
Girls dig spines.
Huge, juicy spines...
Lucky for me i have a personality that chicks dig and don't rely on the size of my biceps to help pick up women
"Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds."
~Henry Rollins
At 3/31/09 12:33 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote:At 3/31/09 12:28 AM, Pounce wrote:Says the guy that hasn't fucked anything.
Neither
Fuck them then leave them before they can latch onto you
Just be an obnoxious, moronic douche.
Also, grow a spine.
Girls dig spines.
Huge, juicy spines...
I'm not sure I get the metaphor.
At 3/31/09 12:33 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: Says the guy that hasn't fucked anything.
Sex is overrated
Life is overrated, actually.
Just be an obnoxious, moronic douche.
Yes, that's how you attract women most of the time, correct. What are you getting at?
Also, grow a spine.
Girls dig spines.
Huge, juicy spines...
I can't think up of any sarcastic responses to this for some reason
At 3/31/09 02:07 AM, Pounce wrote:At 3/31/09 12:33 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: Says the guy that hasn't fucked anything.Sex is overrated
Not if you haven't had it in awhile. Seriously
If you're handsome you don't even need the gym
At 3/30/09 11:28 PM, Garthredbunlove wrote: Will women like me now?
women tend to like men with muscles, you've just joined so umm like wait until you loose some weight or tone up, whatever it is you plan on doing.
Deep Blue, Beyond it all; Deep Blue
sig by Mulchings
At 3/31/09 12:05 AM, Pounce wrote: Girls aren't attracted to just muscles, they pay attention to mostly your money and how gullible you are.
After they suck all your money, blood, and soul out, they'll leave you.
pounce would know, he's been to both sides.
At 3/31/09 01:18 AM, Zack wrote: Lucky for me i have a personality that chicks dig and don't rely on the size of my biceps to help pick up women
By chicks you mean goats right?
Deep Blue, Beyond it all; Deep Blue
sig by Mulchings
Yes. Women will come out of every corner, will stop whatever they are doing and will suck you off at random. Also they will have lots of sex with you. Just because you joined a gym.
Well you joined a gym. But was the reason that girls didn't like you in the first place because you lacked muscles? Or was it some other reason? Because if it was some other reason then it will definitely not make girls like you.
You can be a paedo to me any time - Amaranthus
You know you actually have to go to the gym in order to see some results right?
Then you can get some sweaty gym cameltoe from some rich fat guy's orange wife.
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
You idiot you should have joined a band and dressed like a wigger.
I'm the guy with the funny name.
At 3/31/09 06:47 AM, SolidPantsSnake wrote: You idiot you should have joined a band and dressed like a wigger.
That's just even more stupid.
You can be a paedo to me any time - Amaranthus
At 3/31/09 06:22 AM, BrockManson wrote: You know you actually have to go to the gym in order to see some results right?
Depends on what his aims actually are. If he wants stupidly large muscles then joining the gym to use the equipment and weights is probably a good move.
If however he doesn't give a shit about physical fitness and is just joining the gym in vain attempt to try and pull girls then he's an idiot and should be shot for stupidity.
At 3/31/09 06:52 AM, Silver-Glint wrote:At 3/31/09 06:47 AM, SolidPantsSnake wrote: You idiot you should have joined a band and dressed like a wigger.That's just even more stupid.
Sarcasm...
You guys are all real swell.
At 3/31/09 12:05 AM, Pounce wrote: Girls aren't attracted to just muscles, they pay attention to mostly your money and how gullible you are.
After they suck all your money, blood, and soul out, they'll leave you.
Sounds like an accurate description of the average succubus, which they are of course, fundamentally they're all the same. They're vicious, leeching creatures, and at one point you become useless to them than they search for the next victim.
no, girls won't like you..even if you had huge muscles they wouldn't like you, some would just wanna fuck you...which is cool with you right?
ANyways...you're not gonna attract many girls just by joining a gym, and actually not that many just by bulking up either.
Good luck.
omg I have to think of a clever sig!
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