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Sad as it is to say, what I've learned from NG is the same lesson one can learn from Slipknot:
People = Shit

ive learned our world is one made of cock jokes

how to be cool.

1. Future generations are FUCKED!

1. You won't be taken seriously until you reach 1000+ posts.
2. 4Chan sucks.

I've learned that NG is full of stupid faggots ready to troll your blog.

At 3/30/09 07:27 PM, Sanjay wrote: I don't think I've learned anything from Newgrounds. if anything, I've probably gotten dumber over the years that I've been on here.

lol i fill the same way

I've learned that there's no such thing as a bad cock joke.

Nothing worth remembering when I leave here.

Newgrounds has taught me how to be a douche bag.

i've learned that some people can be incredibly stupid. i feel like i've lost braincells since i started using the internet on a daily basis.

I've learned that people are very critical of what you say

1. There is apparently a bigger hole than an abandoned subway station for scum to gather.
2. That the above statement is false.
3. That the above statement is false.
4. That the above statement is true.
5. That people will not bother determining wether or not no.1 is true or false, and will instead call me a noob/troll/gay.
6. The above statement is accurate.

At 3/30/09 07:27 PM, crazyIconz wrote: I've learned that our society are a bunch of dicks.

I knew that a long time before NG.

That humanity is doomed as one day the idiots that use these forums will be the rulers of the world.

Nuclear Holocaust here we come!

* What 4Chan is
*Cock joke
*That Sirtom93 jokes aren't funny
*Cock joke
*How to cum with a rubber band
*Did I mention Cock joke?
*Who that little red headed kid is (Pico)
*Always end a post with something funny

At 3/31/09 07:16 AM, MyGuitarSticks wrote: * What 4Chan is
*Cock joke
*That Sirtom93 jokes aren't funny
*Cock joke
*How to cum with a rubber band
*Did I mention Cock joke?
*Who that little red headed kid is (Pico)
*Always end a post with something funny

Forgot the pic.

1. A lot of stupid people think they're funny.
2. It really isn't cool to type like a retard.
3. There are a lot of people who have no lives out there...
4. There are a lot of fucking depressed people.
5. The internet does actually have a sense of humour.

I've learned that what you think people should do and what they actually do are never the same

I've learnt that Rig can save the day. EVERYDAY.

I've learned that the internet is a game.

I've learned what a dictionary is!

I learned what "bobs" meant.

At 3/30/09 07:27 PM, Twilight95 wrote: 1. The internet is serious business.

Teh intern3z , serioz bizznizz.

At 3/30/09 07:27 PM, Twilight95 wrote: 5. What that adrenaline rush I get right before I get into an intense argument is called.

A liver dysfunction?

14. If you speak your opinion you're automatically trying to troll
15. Megaman is the only thing that is allowed to bypass rule 34
16. If you ask a question expect at least one facepalm
17. It's true because I say it is
18. You're underaged if you watch cartoons or curse sparingly
19. The 25th statement is a lie
20. "Faggot" Is the least original insult
21. Censorship makes you look noobish
22. If you think you know what you're talking about, you really don't
23. The higher your stats, the cooler you are on the internet
24. The cooler you are on the internet, the less cool you are in the real world

1.That life sucks
2.That leveling up makes you the big man(kind of)
3.That games are still good and ng games are awesome
4.Spammers sux
5.That Tom Fulp may be a ninja

I've learned not to delete system 32

Don't insult the author of you'll get banned.

25. The 19th statement is true
26. That "the below statement is a lie-the above statement is true" isn't funny
27. The 14th smiley is "thinkingfaic", not "coolfaic"
28. It's ok to tell noobs to delete their system 32.
29. If you don't feel like answering a "where is" question just tell them to Google it
30. Don't make threads, just use the search bar and post in a thread like the one you were going to make. If there's no thread like the one you're about to make, don't make it anyway because it's probably something stupid and pointless (which is why it hasn't been made).
31. A photoshop thread isn't a real photoshop thread until there's an MS paint cock
32. Don't start flame wars; your only soldiers will be your alts.