Things You've Never Done...

[Koikii]

But know all about...

Classic example: I've never truly played a Metal Gear game, but I've seen so many flashes (and Wikapedia'd many things) that I seem to know a lot about it.

Know what I mean NG? Does this happen to you? Like, you get so caught up in something, you actually forget to do the darn thing!

90% of responses will be attempts at humor. 5% will be successful attempts at humor. 5% will be irrelevant.

[Boss]

In before sex.
I think....

Probably....having a mustache :3

[Rucklo]

gayporn?
lolololol

[aninjaman]

Never been in a band.
Tried to be and talked about, just never did it.

[Drugged]

I've never played a Call of Duty game besides WaW at my friend's house.

[Steff]

Jerking off upside down.

[Helogale]

I don't think so. Usually if I get caught up in something, I remember to do it.

[Drake]

At 3/30/09 04:39 PM, Asalraalaikum wrote: Jerking off upside down.

And how did that go?

For me, it's WWII and its weapons. Oh the joy.

[MrRubix]

Im pretty sure I have never flew, would be a nice change from walking though.

[Koikii]

At 3/30/09 04:35 PM, Rucklo wrote: gayporn?
lolololol

I beg to differ...

Oh shi- I'm banned.

[Da-Hui-58]

At 3/30/09 04:35 PM, Piss wrote: I have never sinned.

Lies

[Elios]

I have never had sex...

Outside....

Yet...

[Da-Hui-58]

At 3/30/09 04:33 PM, Koikii wrote:

90% of responses will be attempts at humor. 5% will be successful attempts at humor. 5% will be irrelevant.

But if 90% are attempts at humour then the other 5% can't be a successful attempt cause the last 10% aren't attempts at humour, I think you mean 5% of that 90%

[Koikii]

At 3/30/09 04:46 PM, Da-Hui-58 wrote:

At 3/30/09 04:33 PM, Koikii wrote:

90% of responses will be attempts at humor. 5% will be successful attempts at humor. 5% will be irrelevant.

But if 90% are attempts at humour then the other 5% can't be a successful attempt cause the last 10% aren't attempts at humour, I think you mean 5% of that 90%

Fine. 90% will be attempts at humor. 5% out of that 90% will be successful attempts at humor. The last 10% will be irrelevant.

God damn perfectionist.

[Gagsy]

Driving I suppose.

Well I've taken a few lessons then stopped, but I know a lot about how to drive properly, road rules, the short cuts in town, good engines, and where to go to get cheap deals on car parts.

Thank you work.

[Soldierofhentai21]

Sex. It's true. but I'm getting closer :D

[Koikii]

How did I know that most of the replies would be about sex? :P

[DjZeaklous]

At 3/30/09 04:35 PM, Piss wrote: I have never sinned.

BULLCRAP!

[KrazyKool]

I've never done drugs or smoked cigarettes. I do have a lot of alcohol and cigars, though. I've also never truly trusted someone, though I have a gf and plenty of friends.

[darksytze]

yiff

because it has to do with animal cosplay and two people dry humping each other, right?

[iateamexican]

Shit stood up.

[F-E-A-R]

At 3/30/09 04:51 PM, Gagsy wrote: but I know a lot about how to drive properly,

Girls can't drive...

[YourFutureMaster]

I have never seen a UFO

I have never raped a snowman

I have never beaten a black prostitute to death

I have never purchased the services of a black prostitute.

*note I specify race not because I am racist, but because this makes the statements true*

[YourFutureMaster]

At 3/30/09 05:24 PM, YourFutureMaster wrote: I have never seen a UFO

I have never raped a snowman

I have never beaten a black prostitute to death

I have never purchased the services of a black prostitute.

*note I specify race not because I am racist, but because this makes the statements true*

Forgot to type this. Before you go all Rig on me let me say that I have never killed a prostitute of any race, gender, ethnicity or religion before. There is no need to call the cops.

Yes, this is a pathetic failed attempt at humor.

[Rozner]

I read a lot about music and composing but I can only play Mary Had a Little Lamb on the recorder.

:C

[Koikii]

One thing I talk about is maing a topic and not having it locked... but I've never...

Oh shi-

[OneLastCaress]

This one time, at band camp...

[Koikii]

Also I talk about Xbox 360 games all the time, even though I don't even own a 360!

[ZJ]

I've never been in a World War II battle.

But I know all about them. =D

[Boss]

At 3/30/09 05:24 PM, YourFutureMaster wrote: I have never raped a snowman

That is going on my to do list.