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Fable 2 sucks. 2009-03-29 22:36:51 Reply

It was both a waste of money and time.

Let's see where to begin?

1. Controls are shit, all you either do is press X, Y, or B.
2. Story was completely retarded, the final boss was you shoot some guy in the face.
3. That fat girl named Hammer
4. It takes 7 hours to beat.
5. When your character runs, he/she just glides over the surface and slides, reguardless of what the terrain is.

Fable sucks.


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Response to Fable 2 sucks. 2009-03-29 22:41:55 Reply

At 3/29/09 10:36 PM, physicsman09 wrote: 1. Controls are shit, all you either do is press X, Y, or B.

It's not that bad. It's simple and easy.

2. Story was completely retarded, the final boss was you shoot some guy in the face.

Agreed

3. That fat girl named Hammer

How does this make it a bad game?

4. It takes 7 hours to beat.

I've spent 30 hours playing it and I beat it twice doing ever quest because it's fun to try and be good and then being bad.

5. When your character runs, he/she just glides over the surface and slides, reguardless of what the terrain is.

Yeah, i know. It's only a little problem.

Fable sucks.

I'd buy it for $40

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Response to Fable 2 sucks. 2009-03-29 22:45:11 Reply

I wouldnt say it was great, mainly because the plot was just too similar to the first one, and that upset me, but it also was not a completely unplayable game either. It was below average for me, didn't suck but wasn't great..


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Response to Fable 2 sucks. 2009-03-29 22:45:56 Reply

Ok, you know what, it wasn't completely horrible.

But the only part I thought was fun, was that you could sacrifice your wife (or husband if that floats your boat) to the temple of shadows.

That part was pretty funny.


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Response to Fable 2 sucks. 2009-03-29 22:58:18 Reply

At 3/29/09 10:36 PM, physicsman09 wrote: It was both a waste of money and time.

Let's see where to begin?

1. Controls are shit, all you either do is press X, Y, or B.

Not that bad, I mean it is pretty simple, and easy to remember. Plus what would you do with more buttons? It's not exactly mortal combat where you're trying to perform a fatality or anything.

2. Story was completely retarded, the final boss was you shoot some guy in the face.

Yeah i'm with you all the way there, I was expecting the final boss to be some huge super boss, but it turns out that either you shoot him, or that other dude shoots him.

3. That fat girl named Hammer

Well she was slightly annoying after a while, but I don't think that really makes it suck.

4. It takes 7 hours to beat.

Well i didn't really time how long I played it to beat it, But it probably took me longer since I was trying to get all the gargoyles and chest in the game.

5. When your character runs, he/she just glides over the surface and slides, reguardless of what the terrain is.

Well this has only happened to me once, and to tell the truth it looks kinda cool to me.


Fable sucks.

I'd give it a 9/10


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Response to Fable 2 sucks. 2009-03-29 23:15:33 Reply

Personally I enjoyed the game. It has its flaws but so do all games. The entire experience I believe was worth while.


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Response to Fable 2 sucks. 2009-03-29 23:29:55 Reply

In my opinion I wouldn't say it sucks, But I sure played the first fable and it's expansion a lot more.

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Response to Fable 2 sucks. 2009-03-30 01:40:14 Reply

Fable 2 Seemed Short To Me, Finished In A Day. I Figure They'll Back It With Add-On Content Seeing As They're Releasing Another One, Not Much Has Been Announced About It Though. But Even The Current Add-on Was Extremely Short, 3 Missions Only? And It Was Like 10 Dollars


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Response to Fable 2 sucks. 2009-03-30 11:01:00 Reply

At 3/29/09 10:36 PM, physicsman09 wrote: It was both a waste of money and time.

O RLY


Let's see where to begin?

@ the start


1. Controls are shit, all you either do is press X, Y, or B.

I have

2. Story was completely retarded, the final boss was you shoot some guy in the face.

totally

3. That fat girl named Hammer

split up

4. It takes 7 hours to beat.

your five

5. When your character runs, he/she just glides over the surface and slides, reguardless of what the terrain is.

points


Fable sucks.

LOL
anyway... OPINION :D

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Response to Fable 2 sucks. 2009-03-30 11:12:32 Reply

I know you shouldn't really compare Fable II and Oblivion, but after having put so many hours into Oblivion, Fable II just didn't seem like the game I expected it to be. It just seemed to be too basic and lacking many features that I was really hoping to see.

I don't mean to go off topic, but it was the same with Two Worlds. In many ways though, I also preferred that game to Fable II. There just seemed to be a lot more to do in Two Worlds and Oblivion than there was in Fable II.

I wouldn't go as far to say that Fable II sucks, but it sure was a let down!


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Response to Fable 2 sucks. 2009-03-30 12:22:32 Reply

Lack of plate armor

My wife always knew I was cheating on her... made the option of cheating pointless

Dog never found anything good

Stores only had one of each item

Shopping no longer told you what you currently owned causing me to accidentially buy the same thing multiple times... this feature was in the original, why was it removed?

It takes 2 seconds to get fat, 98 lifetimes to lose the weight

The bread-crumb trail was hard to see, sometimes tooke me in circles, and made strange turns from the path needlessly

Enemies still block too much

The world is not open-ended... it's just like it was in Fable I, but larger.

Being evil sucked... you looked nothing like the commercials and box art promised.


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Response to Fable 2 sucks. 2009-03-30 12:45:02 Reply

I had it, completed it and traded it in. I wouldn't say it 'sucked' but it wasn't what i expected. I think it's Lionhead's curse of over hyping their games.


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Response to Fable 2 sucks. 2009-03-30 16:32:06 Reply

really you didnt like it i loved it sorry you wasted your money

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Response to Fable 2 sucks. 2009-03-30 17:02:18 Reply

I agree. Too little complexity to be worth $60
I'd probably be satisfied at $35-40 range

Also to the people who say Opinions or Opinions, it's pretty hypocritical if you support the opposite of what he said with your own op opinions. Seriously

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Response to Fable 2 sucks. 2009-03-30 19:39:53 Reply

i liked fallout 3 much more, in fable 2 it was run to place X, kill predesiginated spawn points for enemys and return. It was wayyy to simple, it was obvious when you were going to get ambushed and it never changed. In fallout 3 it has so much more variation and you never know what to expect, ive even beaten every quest yet i still don't get tired of it. After i beat Fable 2 i got bored of it and returned it, rentals ftw!


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Response to Fable 2 sucks. 2009-03-30 19:53:34 Reply

you think the game sucks because of a fat girl and the why you run?

get back to me when you come up with GOOD reasons why it sucks.

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Response to Fable 2 sucks. 2009-03-30 19:58:06 Reply

And the sky is blue! Thank you good sir, but you didn't need to tell us!


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Response to Fable 2 sucks. 2009-03-30 20:07:29 Reply

At 3/30/09 07:53 PM, metalguy777 wrote: you think the game sucks because of a fat girl and the why you run?

get back to me when you come up with GOOD reasons why it sucks.

he has acceptable reasons, the running looked terrible, and characters in hte game can make it completely changed, and the way she was shown in the game made her seem like the next little engine that could, she seemed almost childish, I DON'T WANT TO HURT!!!!, listen its a M rated game with sex and such, but she was just a bad character to begin with as shes like a manlady


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