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[Jamoke]

Jadeschach's journal, March, 2009

A comedian died last night. And I want to know why.

Born 1977, thirty-one years as EyeLoveComedian, died 2009, buried in the rain. Is that what happens to us? A life of pwning noobs with no time for friends... so that when it's done, only our enemies leave cock jokes.

Looks like someone didn't find his lock messages funny. Maybe he banned somebody and they chucked him off that crane? Whatever the reason, he saw the BBS for what it really was. The BBS is a joke. He was just a man who knew how to laugh at it. Though it looks like he finally found his punchline.

At least he had sex with everyone's mothers before he clocked out.

Looks like the last laugh will always belong to him.

[speeling]

Yeah, I never thought that EyeLoveComedian was that funny. He will be missed by some, yet other, the different.

[Krbyfan1]

...

I am completely speechless.

[Lagamuffin]

I lol'd

[Jamoke]

Jadeschach's journal, March, 2009

This place is a cesspool. The BBS is a gutter and the gutters are full of crap. And when the drains finally overflow all the spammers will drown in their own mental excrement. The accumulated filth of all their crap posts and stupid attempts at humor will foam up at their waists, then the mindless sheep will look up and shout "Save us!..."

...and I'll look down and whisper, "You're banned."

[TheSilverGuitar]

At 3/29/09 07:29 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: ...

I am completely speechless.

At 3/29/09 07:30 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: I lol'd

Both these describe my current feelings.

[ngmastah]

Haha this is awesome

[Aryk]

EyeLoveComedian deserved to die for trying to rape April.

[Jamoke]

Jadeschach's journal, March, 2009

The government turned on us years back. Made us into outlaws in the very forum we vowed to protect. Suddenly masked vigilantes were no better than a creep in some back alley with a gun, or an alt with a picture of Goatse. For someone like Nite Beaner, this was a hard pill to swallow.

When he took off the mask for the last time it was like cutting out the heart of the lion. The rest of us didn't take it so well. Even his cousin, Batmanuel, retired to take a job as a public servant in Gotham City. It was dark times.

But the Nite Beaner was not gone. He crawled inside a bottle and resumed his civilian life, making animations with little more than a mouse. He remained dormant, waiting for the time to once again slink from the shadows. Ready to dispense great justice. With sexy results.

[JadeTheAssassin]

Jadeschach fully endorses this publication of Jadeschach's journal.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 3/29/09 07:40 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Jadeschach fully endorses this publication of Jadeschach's journal.

Is that rockband in the background? =O

[aninjaman]

This is not a normal thread. This is a fucking work of art.

[JadeTheAssassin]

At 3/29/09 07:42 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 3/29/09 07:40 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Jadeschach fully endorses this publication of Jadeschach's journal.

Is that rockband in the background? =O

I don't know, I snuck into EyeLoveComedian's apartment to look for clues.

[speeling]

At 3/29/09 07:45 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

At 3/29/09 07:42 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 3/29/09 07:40 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Jadeschach fully endorses this publication of Jadeschach's journal.

Is that rockband in the background? =O

I don't know, I snuck into EyeLoveComedian's apartment to look for clues.

Fuck, the best time not to see the movie.

[WingCommand]

Archive this shit.

[Jamoke]

Jadeschach's journal, March, 2009

Rumor has it that EyeLoveComedian once assaulted the original Spectre. Some even go so far as to say rape her. Only one truth is certain. She had a daughter from the relationship. A daughter that took on the mantle which rightfully was hers. She became the Dry-Ice Spectre, and the past remains the past.

Then she had sex with Nite Beaner. Looks like love for the twisted spic dick runs in the family.

A valiant fighter, capable of owning noobs even when outnumbered, the Dry-Ice Spectre remains a force to be reckoned with, and an important player in the events yet to unfold.

[RiuTenshin]

I love you Jamoke.

You piece of shit, you.

[Jamoke]

Jadeschach's journal, March, 2009

When the hammer came down, there was one among us who took off the mask and used it to build his empire. Some call him the smartest man on the planet. We called him Zerokymandias.

I cannot imagine a more dangerous opponent. He used to joke he was fast enough to lock in seconds. That he could ban us all, alone, while drunk and watching Planet Earth. I pray we never have to find out for certain.

He's up to something. Something not entirely clear at the moment. He claims he will change the BBS. Change it for the common good. With a mind like his, I can only imagine what he has in store for us all.

[gumOnShoe]

hahaha, wow... thanks for the base pic:

(edit/add your name here)

[Zerok]

At 3/29/09 07:59 PM, THEJamoke wrote: He's up to something.

I'm searching for a new energy source so that I can power multiple computers at once - more monitors, more forums open at the same time.

It's hard work... and making me hungry.

Anyone for some calamari?

[MexicanGun]

I so fucking want to watch that movie.

Goddamn C rating.

[TehSlapHappy]

I wish I was as good as Jamoke.

[aninjaman]

At 3/29/09 08:12 PM, CopperChaos wrote: I so fucking want to watch that movie.

Goddamn C rating.

Don't, read the comic instead.

[Jamoke]

Jadeschach's journal, March, 2009

Born the son of a printer and planning to follow in his footsteps, Ron Osterman got drunk on Stella Artois one evening and fell into a nuclear powered printing press where he was charged with intrinsic field tachyons. He became the metahuman known to the BBS as Dr. Ronhattan and was trained to be a weapon against stupidity and spamming, able to bend logic to his will and destroy any topic with a whim.

Eventually Dr. Ronhattan found himself at the center of public outcry. People accused him of giving fun cancer, a side effect from the bald and shitty radiation he extruded. As he drifted further from humanity in the eyes of the public, he lost any compassion he had left for the people of the BBS.

He left this plain of existence to find a place with a more intelligent breed of life.

[Toukeman]

The epicness of this thread has burned out my eye sockets. Yet I enjoy every second of it.

[Krbyfan1]

At 3/29/09 08:17 PM, THEJamoke wrote:

He left this plain of existence to find a place with a more intelligent breed of life.

This gets more ingenius the longer it goes on.

[Aryk]

At 3/29/09 08:14 PM, aninjaman wrote:

At 3/29/09 08:12 PM, CopperChaos wrote: I so fucking want to watch that movie.

Goddamn C rating.

Don't, read the comic instead.

At least read it first.

[joabos]

Jamoke always makes epic threads.

[JadeTheAssassin]

Oh god, Jamoke, seriously.

I can't explain how awesome this is. It just IS.

[TheRadicalOne]

At 3/29/09 08:17 PM, THEJamoke wrote: Jadeschach's journal, March, 2009

He left this plain of existence to find a place with a more intelligent breed of life.

This is the part where you stop being clever and start being brilliant! You magnificent bastard.