So When I Drink...

[Stoicish]

I, like most people, am an annoying drunk. TLDR version at the bottom.

Add on the fact that I have a low alcohol tolerence and SAY HELLO SALLY cause its party night for naked man. Yup, I'm sure at some point there is my cold and shrivled dick floating around someones flickr or photobucket because I thought being naked would be cool in my drunk mind.

To make matters worse I completely alienated a girl who was in to me. Like, we've already sex'd it up and now she's acting akward around me and basically is just putting me into that, "You are just my friend" burner.

Sure, I had sex with the girl and feel my conquest has been achieved, but for some reason it feel's kind of shitty because I don't think she even wants to have sex with me anymore.

Let me put this into perspective. Let's say that you were connecting with a girl and eventually you end up saying something really stupid. You know you said something stupid, but you hope she can forgive it. Slowly as the days go by she isn't calling you anymore, but in fact its you calling her. She still invites you to places, but she's no longer clinging around you and both of you are slowly disconnecting.

...

Okay, yeah I just described my situation. Just out of the fucking blue it's like that. I'm not going to claim that it isn't me, but yeah...I bet it was.

I'm curious as to why she just doesn't fucking say "Go away" rather than just expecting me to tag along as just one of her crew of friends that consist of a gay man, the pothead and the black chick.

Yeah, I don't fucking work that way goddammit.

So now it's 1AM where I live, I still have a massive vodka induced hangover from last night (which I can barely remember).

TLDR version: I just LJ some details about the adverse affects of alcohol and how odd women are.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

I wonder, as you're typing this, are you drunk?

[Maximus]

At 3/29/09 02:24 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I wonder, as you're typing this, are you drunk?

I Was thinking the same thing.

[Sensationalism]

What exactly did you say to her?

[Stoicish]

At 3/29/09 02:24 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I wonder, as you're typing this, are you drunk?

Nah, it would be a lot less coherent.

[Dragonberry]

At 3/29/09 02:24 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I wonder, as you're typing this, are you drunk?

At 3/29/09 02:21 AM, Stoicish wrote:

:So now it's 1AM where I live, I still have a massive vodka induced hangover from last night (which I can :barely remember).

Reading can have benefits.

[Fleshlight]

At 3/29/09 02:31 AM, Dragonberry wrote:

At 3/29/09 02:24 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I wonder, as you're typing this, are you drunk?

At 3/29/09 02:21 AM, Stoicish wrote: So now it's 1AM where I live, I still have a massive vodka induced hangover from last night (which I can :barely remember).

Reading can have benefits.

what's the definition of hangover again?