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7 things in 1 hole 2009-03-29 01:31:25 Reply

wouldn't life be so much better if we only had one hole? Eat, breath, smell, hear, piss, shit and make love through.

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Response to 7 things in 1 hole 2009-03-29 01:32:03 Reply

For everything else, there's Master Card


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Response to 7 things in 1 hole 2009-03-29 01:32:42 Reply

What about seeing?

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Response to 7 things in 1 hole 2009-03-29 01:33:18 Reply

How would you breath while making love or ejecting waste? You fail at logical thought.

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Response to 7 things in 1 hole 2009-03-29 01:34:49 Reply

At 3/29/09 01:31 AM, Fleshlight wrote: wouldn't life be so much better if we only had one hole? Eat, breath, smell, hear, piss, shit and make love through.
Evolution is a horrible Industrial Designer

wow what a stupid idea...........


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Response to 7 things in 1 hole 2009-03-29 01:34:53 Reply

But what if you wanted to screw, without getting your dick covered in, well everything.


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Response to 7 things in 1 hole 2009-03-29 01:34:56 Reply

At 3/29/09 01:31 AM, Fleshlight wrote: wouldn't life be so much better if we only had one hole? Eat, breath, smell, hear, piss, shit and make love through.
Evolution is a horrible Industrial Designer

Then you wouldn't be able to eat while taking a piss and shit and have sex while listening to music!


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Response to 7 things in 1 hole 2009-03-29 01:34:59 Reply

What is this I don't even...

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Response to 7 things in 1 hole 2009-03-29 01:36:27 Reply

At 3/29/09 01:33 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: How would you breath while making love or ejecting waste? You fail at logical thought.

You're not even trying to consider it. If this was how we were, we would be completely redesigned in order for everything to work


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Response to 7 things in 1 hole 2009-03-29 01:37:06 Reply

At 3/29/09 01:32 AM, Infinite-one wrote: What about seeing?

Sex with the lights out, silly.

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Response to 7 things in 1 hole 2009-03-29 01:43:10 Reply

I love how the only point of discussion in this thread is sex.

I'm concerned about the digestion mechanics and such. We would have to either force food up, or force waste up.
Also, the whole idea would do hell for our immune system.


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Response to 7 things in 1 hole 2009-03-29 01:43:44 Reply

At 3/29/09 01:37 AM, DawnOfDusk wrote:
At 3/29/09 01:32 AM, Infinite-one wrote: What about seeing?
Sex with the lights out, silly.

Better than wasting a perfectly good plastic bag on a hideous creature that happens to posses a vagina.

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Response to 7 things in 1 hole 2009-03-29 01:53:59 Reply

At 3/29/09 01:32 AM, STEM wrote: For everything else, there's Master Card

Best post of the last five minutes.


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Response to 7 things in 1 hole 2009-03-29 01:55:58 Reply

At 3/29/09 01:53 AM, MonkeyV wrote:
At 3/29/09 01:32 AM, STEM wrote: For everything else, there's Master Card
Best post of the last five minutes.

I was gonna say the same... Sadly ignored.


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Response to 7 things in 1 hole 2009-03-29 01:59:46 Reply

Yes, I have to many holes on my body, I forget which ones do what and where to stick things, such a chore.

I'd like to sign up for genetic testing on this single hole thing.


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