GOOD MORNING, SWEET PRINCE!!!
The news is that baby Fulp loves his presents from all our NG users, especially his new stuffed Penicorn. Reports have also been made that baby Fulp is currently working on modifying April's AS so that she dispenses orange soda.
Congrats, Tom, and may he grow to have an e-penis as glorious as yours.
Wait, I need to put, like, quotes or a badass picture here? Let's see...
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