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Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 22:53:58 Reply

So I pull up to the drive through of Wendys after a hard day of school and work, and place my order. A medium burger with catsup, lettuce, pickles and cheese only. I pay for my meal and proceed to drive home. On the way I was almost blindsided by some bitch in a Prius that was on her cell. Completely oblivious to the world around her. But back to the point, I pulled into my driveway and sat down to enjoy my artificial food.

But much to my dismay, I found out that some incompetent moron heard "number one. catsup, pickles, lettuce, and cheese only" and somehow translated it into, "Two pieces of bread, a half-cooked patty, and a giant scoop of mayo in there. Nothing else."

What. The. Fuck.

How in God's name did you do that, Wendys? My dinner is ruined and I'm now stuck with Ramen noodles.

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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 22:55:07 Reply

You're supposed to check the bag first, then drive away from the pick up window


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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 22:56:09 Reply

Here's what you do: Blame the red-head, and go to Ihop for some pancakes.


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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 22:56:10 Reply

Glad i've never been to Wendy's.

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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 22:56:13 Reply

Sounds more like they handed you the wrong bag? I dunno, Wendy's fucks up a lot, I find.


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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 22:56:34 Reply

It's not fast food. It's... not even food.


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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 22:57:11 Reply

At 3/27/09 10:53 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: So I pull up to the drive through of Wendys after a hard day of school and work, and place my order. A medium burger with catsup, lettuce, pickles and cheese only. I pay for my meal and proceed to drive home. On the way I was almost blindsided by some bitch in a Prius that was on her cell. Completely oblivious to the world around her. But back to the point, I pulled into my driveway and sat down to enjoy my artificial food.

But much to my dismay, I found out that some incompetent moron heard "number one. catsup, pickles, lettuce, and cheese only" and somehow translated it into, "Two pieces of bread, a half-cooked patty, and a giant scoop of mayo in there. Nothing else."

What. The. Fuck.

How in God's name did you do that, Wendys? My dinner is ruined and I'm now stuck with Ramen noodles.

Lol!! The same thing happned to me.

I went to a sonic on the way down to kentucky (it was indeana where we stopped) and I ordered a ju chese burger plain. (a burger with cheese, real simple) and a jumbo popcorn shrimp.

Well. I got my order and look at it it looked kinda odd but I took a bite, it was a plain patty with so much mayo you could not see burger or bun even AFTER I pulled it apart AND wiped it off with a napkin. Of coruse we went back and got a new one. It was still subpar..but the popcorn chiken was really good.


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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 22:57:15 Reply

Dude, I hate Wendy's too. I worked there for a day and found out that aude pee'd in the icecream maker. I quit and I havn't eaten there since.


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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 22:57:43 Reply

That happened to me at Burger King once. I ordered a double stacker with no sauce. A double stacker is a plain double cheeseburger with steak sauce. But I'm not fond of the sauce, so I always order it without the sauce. When I got home, this is what I had:

A single hamburger with pickles, mustard, mayo, and a load of steak sauce. I looked at the receipt, here's what it said:

1 Double Stacker
~No Steak Sauce

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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 22:58:19 Reply

At 3/27/09 10:55 PM, STEM wrote: You're supposed to check the bag first, then drive away from the pick up window

There was a line, I was hungry and in a hurry, and it looked fine at a glance

At 3/27/09 10:56 PM, Zerok wrote: Sounds more like they handed you the wrong bag? I dunno, Wendy's fucks up a lot, I find.

Who the hell orders a half cooked patty with an ice cream sized scoop of mayo on it?

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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 22:58:28 Reply

At 3/27/09 10:56 PM, SupraAddict wrote: Here's what you do: Blame the red-head, and go to Ihop for some pancakes.

just not to that one in the other thread...........those pancakes are lies.......they is Applebees

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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 22:59:33 Reply

It should be noted that this whippet's name is Wendy. It will fuck you once over. And in dog years, that's seven times over.

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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 23:00:35 Reply

At 3/27/09 10:58 PM, norcemastero wrote:
At 3/27/09 10:56 PM, SupraAddict wrote: Here's what you do: Blame the red-head, and go to Ihop for some pancakes.
just not to that one in the other thread...........those pancakes are lies.......they is Applebees

Fair enough, I think that pic's in like, Colorado or something. By the way, who the hell came up with Applebees? That isn't creative, it's a turnoff to people everywhere.


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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 23:01:47 Reply

I had something similar happen to me at Tim Hortens, I asked for a turkey bacon club and received two pieces of bread slathered in butter with slices of turkey in the middle. Fucking immigrants.


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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 23:02:17 Reply

At 3/27/09 11:00 PM, SupraAddict wrote:
At 3/27/09 10:58 PM, norcemastero wrote:
At 3/27/09 10:56 PM, SupraAddict wrote:
just not to that one in the other thread...........those pancakes are lies.......they is Applebees
Fair enough, I think that pic's in like, Colorado or something. By the way, who the hell came up with Applebees? That isn't creative, it's a turnoff to people everywhere.

I know right? Bee's make honey. They have nothing to do with apples. Nothing at all.

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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 23:02:42 Reply

At 3/27/09 11:00 PM, SupraAddict wrote:
At 3/27/09 10:58 PM, norcemastero wrote:
At 3/27/09 10:56 PM, SupraAddict wrote: Here's what you do: Blame the red-head, and go to Ihop for some pancakes.
just not to that one in the other thread...........those pancakes are lies.......they is Applebees
Fair enough, I think that pic's in like, Colorado or something. By the way, who the hell came up with Applebees? That isn't creative, it's a turnoff to people everywhere.

well yeah, because you get neither apples nor bees, why? and you can't even get pancakes there! Norcemastero demands that all resteraunts serve pancakes

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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 23:03:27 Reply

At 3/27/09 10:55 PM, STEM wrote: You're supposed to check the bag first, then drive away from the pick up window

Yes, you have about an 85% chance to have the wrong order. Fast Food places should have a sign that says, "If we get your order right the first time, its on us!"


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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 23:05:35 Reply

At 3/27/09 11:03 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:
At 3/27/09 10:55 PM, STEM wrote: You're supposed to check the bag first, then drive away from the pick up window
Yes, you have about an 85% chance to have the wrong order. Fast Food places should have a sign that says, "If we get your order right the first time, its on us!"

It's so incredibly easy to exploit too. Just remark to the person at the window that you're missing an order of fries or even a burger, and chances are you'll be given a free one without question.


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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 23:09:22 Reply

The worst I ever got was onions on my burger. I hate onions.


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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 23:09:50 Reply

At 3/27/09 11:05 PM, STEM wrote:
At 3/27/09 11:03 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:
At 3/27/09 10:55 PM, STEM wrote: You're supposed to check the bag first, then drive away from the pick up window
Yes, you have about an 85% chance to have the wrong order. Fast Food places should have a sign that says, "If we get your order right the first time, its on us!"
It's so incredibly easy to exploit too. Just remark to the person at the window that you're missing an order of fries or even a burger, and chances are you'll be given a free one without question.

That's a common hole. I've found that the principle works with airport security too. I walked through an airport metal detector once, and my hot topic jeans were heavily studded. It went off and when I showed them my pants and smiled real innocently, they let me through without a search. That was only a year ago. If I had a knife, I would have made it through. I would've been on a plane with a dangerous weapon.

It's the human element that can make even the most advanced security system useless.

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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 23:11:07 Reply

On a completely mercenary note, you can always visit:

http://storefind.talktowendys.com/Defaul t.aspx?s=2&l=en

and register a complaint. They look for a lot of detailed information, like the date and time of day and the specific store you visited, the order number (on your receipt). If someone's giving crappy service, they're going to hear about it. More importantly, some of those chains are known to offer coupons to replace your order. Give good feedback, keep the bitching to a minimum (save it for NG ;) ) when you fill out the information. They'll ask you if they can contact you, and you'll have an address form to fill out if you say yes. I suspect that's what it's for, since the attitude in that kind of situation is "how can we fix" or "how can we kiss your butt", depending on the company.

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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 23:32:13 Reply

Because they got an award years ago they won't shut up about it, in reality their meat is undercooked crap that will kill you in half the time of McDonalds.


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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 23:37:23 Reply

At 3/27/09 10:56 PM, RedDreadSky wrote: It's not fast food. It's... not even food.

lol, you're right.


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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 23:39:44 Reply

At 3/27/09 10:55 PM, STEM wrote: You're supposed to check the bag first, then drive away from the pick up window

It seems like no one knows about that....


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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 23:40:05 Reply

It really depends where you are whenever you order fast food. Different cities and states each have their own style of burger even though they're supposed to look and taste one way. I know because I got shit on a bun when I lived in illinois and now i'm in texas and i get less shit and a little more meat. When in France, they have their burgers looking about like the picture... not the shitty ones in america.... It's kinda why i stopped eating fast food, it's horrible :\. Stopped eating it and immediately started to lose weight xD.


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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 23:45:32 Reply

You've should gone to Arby's.


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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-27 23:52:29 Reply

At 3/27/09 11:49 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: Wow, who would eat fast food after a hard day of work. I would rather have something good.

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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-28 00:03:33 Reply

just go2 mcdonalds.


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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-28 00:06:50 Reply

Arby's almost always get something wrong, but at least it is very good.

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Response to Fuck you Wendys 2009-03-28 00:16:31 Reply

At 3/27/09 10:56 PM, Zerok wrote: Sounds more like they handed you the wrong bag? I dunno, Wendy's fucks up a lot, I find.

This is true. I've only eaten there once, and they screwed up my order as well.


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